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les diamond
6th May 2009, 01:05
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


(805): My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sheridan
6th May 2009, 01:09
(321): My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?

:-p
Sheridan
6th May 2009, 01:20
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
Tec
6th May 2009, 09:12
love this site

(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
wheezer
6th May 2009, 11:02
(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tec
6th May 2009, 11:42
(612): from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Tec
6th May 2009, 14:18
(803): I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
dan gulberry
6th May 2009, 14:49
pretty funny
love_tempo
6th May 2009, 22:40
can't stop laughing:

(843): This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.

Labels: (843)
M H
7th May 2009, 11:35
(917): omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
(310): Whats your twitter name
M H
7th May 2009, 11:38
(714): He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
(714): Ive only called 5 times
M H
7th May 2009, 11:43
(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Tec
7th May 2009, 11:51
(+86): Beaver is in quarantine with his mexican girlfriend because
they had sex within ten days of her returning from mexico
kams
7th May 2009, 11:55
(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon

:)
The Real Grim Shadesy
7th May 2009, 12:58
(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Labels: (513)

(614): I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Labels: (614)

(314): I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
wheezer
7th May 2009, 13:03
(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Labels: (513)

good idea
The Real Grim Shadesy
7th May 2009, 13:09
Some belters there:

(619): I want to have your abortion

(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success


(757): Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Tec
7th May 2009, 13:19
(509): I want to make a zoo with you
emef
7th May 2009, 13:27
that website is well dull
Spandex
7th May 2009, 13:36
yeah. it's like a shit version of grouphug.

though grouphug is now like a REALLY shit version of grouphug. checked it when i saw this thread... it's gone totally emo :)
Loz
7th May 2009, 16:37
Some belters there:

(619): I want to have your abortion

that's an outtake from Fight Club.
Sheridan
7th May 2009, 19:29
that's an outtake from Fight Club.

Is it?
The main line I remember is "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school".
Loz
7th May 2009, 19:37
Is it?
The main line I remember is "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school".

yeah. the original line was "I want to have your abortion"

but it was rejected as "too wrong"

it's on the DVD, though