Murder rate normal!

[V Knid esq]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/18/london_stab_murder_bucket_of_c old_water/

Quite cheery news, I suppose. Not exactly headline-grabbing though :!

[thembuzz]

i thought the government's STAB APOCALYPSE statistics had already been discredited?

of course, you're right, "stabbings same as ever" doesn't make for sexy copy

[soulcheck]

You're all getting your chip installed anyway.