faggots!

[gunjack]

http://www.mrbrainsfaggots.com/faggot_family.htm


the doody family of faggot lovers. :-p

[stu pitaus]

i like the moms raw-real deal approach to porky faggots: Favourite Faggot: On their own, as a snack.

go girl. do your thang.

my favorite faggots like riding a megasaurus. but i dont eat faggots. i just point to the dinosaur if i see one.

which reminds me, my old thursday nights at Jr's manhole disco, which waterbed kev named of course: megasaurus. quite an experience. memories.

[gunjack]

http://flash.culturesmania.com/celebxxx.swf

[stu pitaus]

i thought her bellybuttonless belly and bushy bush looked a little amiss.

[gunjack]

indeed.

[emef]

i used to see the advert on tv for those when i was a kid.
i`d hear the ad saying "brains frozen faggots"
i was horrified, thinking they were selling frozen brains haha

[stu pitaus]

that really sounds like a controversial american comedy routine

especially the part where your horrified about the frozen brains. that shit is what makes you silly english so funny to me. respect.

[JE:5]

They are the one of the most rank, discusting meat products ever to grace my dinner plate. 85% gristle....YAK!

[grobelaar]

my mum used to buy them all the time - I concur with JE5 this stuff sits in the same league as Spam in the general rank disgusting, low-grade products that masquerades as food...

I could have sworn that they used to be made from Offal - hence the brains bit - what with BSE scares they may have changed the recipe...

[gunjack]

Originally posted by stu pitaus
that really sounds like a controversial american comedy routine
especially the part where your horrified about the frozen brains. that shit is what makes you silly english so funny to me.








http://www.geoffdavis.com/pics/Flamage/tryingtosay.jpg

[stu pitaus]

larry david is funny as shit

[marcel]

indeed

[Weishaupt]

brain......i havnt the email...

[grobelaar]

I hope the Doody family all die a hideous painful death of Human Variant CJD - serve 'em fucking right...

When that CJD shit kicked off I remember there was some 21 year lad dying slowly in hospital having his brain eaten away by CJD (it swiss cheeses yer brain) - they interviewed his mum and she said "he always used to love burgers, they were his favourite, I always used to cook him Burgers" yeah, I bet it was them fucking minging cheap Ross Economy Burgers too - 20 burgers for about £2... my mum used to get 'em loads as well, well clearly not as much as this other guy's mum... I mean how darkside it that - to know that you killed your own son with cheap burgers... :)

Not that I'm implying that Brain's Frozen Faggots are in any way connecting with cheap low-grade mechanically recovered meat and offal - I'm sure they're made from choicest whole cuts of beast...

[JE:5]

I can't even stand the thought of eating even Birdseye frozen burgers let alone farmfoods special offal burgers, I used tho eat them as a kid but just the mere thought of them entering my mouth these days makes my stomach churn.
I stick to eating chicken these days and even that's quite rare i.e. when I go out for a curry or something.

[LEFTHANDLOU]

No Swine for me thanks.....That poor family, you know that kid gets his ass beat on the regular.

[gunjack]

http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/baddudes_hijacked.jpg

[stu pitaus]

i picked one from the site but i would LUV to hear everyones 'original' recipes:

Faggots Nest (sounds like a new coke disco on 2nd street)
4 Mr Brain's Faggots in rich sauce
1½lb potato
4oz pees

Method
Cook faggots as directed on the packet.
Using a star nozzle pipe four small nest rings.
Brown Gas Mark 6 for 10-15 minutes.
Place one faggot into centre of each nest.

hey, and when your done mingling in the faggots nest eating faggots and mashing your potatos... enjoy yourself and smoke a couple fags, its only fitting.

[databombers]

unbelievable......i saw a documentry 2nite on bbc2 about faggots...mental :-p the orginal guy is dead now, and his business now belongs 2 a major corp. they were promoting the business due 2 lack of sales (not suprising lol ) and can u believe it... they got a family from wolverhampton my hometown - what a ridiculos place that is, accents and all, love the place, glad i dont live there...(no offence 2any wolves/brummie possie)

anyway, yeah they got this family 2 go round da Uk, promotin FAGGOTS on Tv, radio and in shops 4 FREE!!!!!! all they gave them was a holiday, a nite in a posh hotel, a TV and a frezzer plus i pressume lots of faggots lol in return they bigg upp faggots to the whole world pretty much every wkend 4 a year, they've only done 3months.....unlooky

its the kids i feel sorry for 8-()

[grobelaar]

Someone at that Major Corp has made a very bad decision... If the recipe was that special (it isn't folks) - why not just buy it and do a judicious job or rebranding the product with a new name - honestly 'Faggots'. Its ridiculous to think that in this day and age that anyone could associate the word with anything other than its discriminatory homophobic usage...

[stu pitaus]

its discriminatory? fuck me... i must sound like a ass in this entire thread.

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by stu pitaus
its discriminatory? fuck me... i must sound like a ass in this entire thread.

It was late, I couldn't think of the right words - its a stupid fucking idea - to market your meatballs as Faggots... Not because of Political Correctness, or worrying about whose gonna be offended or whatever - but cos no fucker is gonna buy 'em and they ain't gonna make any money...

[gunjack]

Originally posted by stu pitaus
fuck me... like a ass


http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/uraf4g2.jpg

[stu pitaus]

i know what you meant grob! but you were actually funnier the second time around.

[gun]Randy 'The Macho Man' Savage does not think im a faggot. he doesnt eat them either i asked.

[gunjack]

all right then stu. i dont really know the macho man... confidentially, that was just an image i found while using the "internet".

[Lady E]

i wanted to watch the faggot programme but boyfriend made me watch the one about robert elmer kleason instead.

[gunjack]

who is robert elmer kleason?

[stu pitaus]

a guy who killed 2 mormon missionaries.

*edit*
back in the day... case resurfacing

[gunjack]

i see. thanx stu.

[Lady E]

btw - stu - that recipe for faggots nest is awesome. i think ed will be getting that for tea tonight!

[stu pitaus]

i think its cause he is locked up in england for some weapons stuff and will be out soon???

is this right emma? (unless you didnt watch)

he was charged with murder of one of the missionaries but not of the other... very odd. even stranger, he was on death row for the murder charge but was released for some muck up court specific type thing. which brings us to england... im so curious what did the show say?

[gunjack]

i am gonna google this mutherfucker if emma doesnt grace us with an oral report.....

[stu pitaus]

if he is serving time in england, i am quite sure he will be slung back here (texas was the crime scene) upon his release. forensic evidence can convict him today where in the mid 70's the science was almost non existant. i guess he left some mess and they can match DNA now.

texas... gee they still have dead men walking there dont they.

[gunjack]

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

[stu pitaus]

Originally posted by emma
btw - stu - that recipe for faggots nest is awesome. i think ed will be getting that for tea tonight!

cheers em! heres to some tea, nests. you know this whole brains frozen faggots thing reminds me of two things. the movie Funny Farm and the little meatballs in the Spaghettios and Meatballs... i would bet that those meatballs arent too far off them faggots. (i really am not trying, that just sounds aweful, but you know what im talking about)lol