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joe pinapples
27th February 2009, 09:34
Here's some real t-shirt designs:

http://www.p4cm.com/p4cm/store/launch

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3344/3271033878_171508e0b7_o.jpg
aleks
27th February 2009, 10:14
http://www.dasouth.com/features/drty/450-masterbation
joe pinapples
27th February 2009, 10:16
Any other orgasm achieved outside of marriage couldn't handle its intense, explosive, addictive, domineering, gripping force without repercussions. Yes, you could very well achieve and very much well, enjoy one, but not without suffering the impact of its climactic aftershocks. Yes, I just said it, Church! Yes, the tremors may feel good, but the aftermath, the consequences of an illegal orgasm is traumatic. You can reach the heights of sexual stimulation during masturbation, but can you handle its control over your life?

wankety wank - dont talk back
les diamond
27th February 2009, 11:34
Submitted by Former M'er (not verified) on Tue, 02/03/2009 - 03:30.
I'm so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color. I want everyone to know power of Jesus is stronger than the devil's urge to purge.
nempsey
27th February 2009, 11:51
:)

i want one of those t shirts to wear to work :)
Goat King
27th February 2009, 11:54
send in your funny shit and i'll put some up then
isoprax
27th February 2009, 13:27
Fortunately I'm not an Ex-Masturbator.
les diamond
27th February 2009, 13:32
can you imagine thinking it is healthy to go twenty maybe thirty years until you marry some bird without ever releasing sexual tension via masturbation or sex with a partner it is fucking absurd
joe pinapples
27th February 2009, 15:34
here's the way 2 deal with it:
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isoprax
27th February 2009, 16:16
I had a visiting Aunt walk in on an in-progress blow job once. It was much more awkward than you could possibly imagine.
joe pinapples
27th February 2009, 16:24
how did your uncle try and explain it?
isoprax
27th February 2009, 16:29
how did your uncle try and explain it?

She's a spinster of crankiest sort