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Hectic Cum Balthazar
24th January 2009, 01:02
"I'd only packed enough panty liners for two weeks," she said.


What does she have like 3 week periods or something? Is this what happens?
I'M CONFUSED

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7847521.stm

Daddys Girl
24th January 2009, 01:09
Either she has very long periods, or didn't pack enough Tena Lady.

bigus
24th January 2009, 01:14
Is this the first Celebrity Big Bro - post? On the night its over? If so, well done no future

Orang Utan
24th January 2009, 01:20
I feel proud

Hectic Cum Balthazar
24th January 2009, 01:43
Ul-leaker Jonnson

God I'm good. That just came out of NOWHERE.

thembuzz
24th January 2009, 03:45
steev watches celebrity big brother. he thinks he's not like us but he's exactly like us

JonnySpeed
24th January 2009, 09:50
i think steev was really reading this...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/celebbigbrother/article-1127078/Ulrika-Jonsson-stuns-bookies-voted-Celebrity-Big-Brother-winner.html

and just using the BBC link as subterfuge

V Knid esq
24th January 2009, 10:34
Surely Ulrika is post-menopausal :(

thepigjockey
24th January 2009, 12:14
"I'd only packed enough panty liners for two weeks," she said.


What does she have like 3 week periods or something? Is this what happens?
I'M CONFUSED

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7847521.stm

Oi! Come here and rinse my brain so I don't have to put up with the horrid mental images you put there. ASAP!

Laszlo
24th January 2009, 12:41
bollocks is Ulrika only 41.

darrell
24th January 2009, 13:20
"I'd only packed enough panty liners for two weeks," she said.


What does she have like 3 week periods or something? Is this what happens?
I'M CONFUSED

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7847521.stm


panty liners does not = periods, they are to stop femskidmarks 8-()

Spandex
24th January 2009, 15:38
steev watches celebrity big brother. he thinks he's not like us but he's exactly like us

you watch celebrity big brother? :)

Hectic Cum Balthazar
24th January 2009, 15:39
I watched one episode of celebrity big brother and spent a long time wondering if terry christian was a cunt or not... and then realised I couldn't care less if terry christian is a cunt or not, I haven't thought about him in about 15 years.

joe pinapples
24th January 2009, 17:40
Ulrika is a shocker, but she'd still get it.
*guilty face*

thepigjockey
24th January 2009, 17:45
Mrs Pig Jockey just insinuated something about Ulrika and what exactly it is that she needs to soak up. KnowwhatI'msayin'?

joe pinapples
24th January 2009, 17:46
jizz? spit? shit? these blind items keep getting more and more difficult.

thembuzz
24th January 2009, 17:48
i quite like ulrika. what exactly is wrong with her? i mean, apart from being a woman who's had a lot of sex, which i totally agree is bang out of order. the bitch. god, i hate her, almost as much as i hate lesbians

THAT WAS IRONY, BY THE WAY