mummy

[phil]

i just wanted to say a big hello to my mum who has just become a member shes called phils mum, so all be nice!!

hiya mum!!

[philsmum]

Hello Phil,

I hope you are being a good lad. Hello everyone, i hope to have a pleasant time in the company of you nice people.

love

philsmum

[mr.lizard]

hi mrs t

thanks for last night. i think i may have snapped my banjo string but i had fun nonetheless.

seeyou on friday

lizard (spent)

[phil]

what u saying about my mum u fucking cunt?
?EWDEDFWE iim gonna fucking rip u cunting head offf and stick in up yopur fucjking bum hole u icuntjhslri

[mr.lizard]

speaking of bum-holes.. i hope yours is recovering mrs.t

best

lizard

[phil]

my mum says u were pretty.

[mr.lizard]

well, i've been told that before

she didn't look so pretty with my muck all over her face tho

[phil]

she said you told her How subversive it would be if Morris was on Countdown's Dictionary Corner

[mr.lizard]

who's morris?

yo poppa?

[philsmum]

I wish to say here that Lizard is speaking falsehood's. I have no idea why, but evidence points to the rucksack splinter cell.

[mr.lizard]

oh come come mrs.t. you must remember last night. you were screaming loud enough to wake the dead, my dear!

[phil]

Lizard, I like that dps you did In The Big Issue, now all you've got to do Is switch off auto kern and choose a different font for your designs - I know courier Is your favourite default font but why not try Brushscript BT for body text?

[MUX]

.

[mr.lizard]

i've never (to my knowledge) been a designer... tho i did fashion a rather fine mohican outta yo mummy's mott during post-coital tomfoolery

[phil]

Mr Lizard,

I have the information your PM'd me regarding being an urban soldier. from john jenkinson.

<b>GNVQ Intermediate Urban Soldier </b>

<b>Course requirements</b>

Your girlfriend must have blue hair.

You must wear a wooden beaded necklace

If you are white you must have really shit dreadlocks

If you are black you must have a Japanese girlfriend

<b>Urban soldier pathways</b>

After sucessful completion of the course you can progress on to the GNVQ Urban soldier Advanced or If you would like to find employment you can easily find jobs In areas such as Brighton or Brixton.

Good luck

[mr.lizard]

hey that's pretty clever. and dash funny to boot. a catch-all cuss. like your style.

but i'm a croydon-boy ya git me? brixton is a mere affectation. i got a knife in me sock tho.

[pille'ocheoni]

holy jumpin jerpebeepers..............ther e['s] a conspiracy going on...------>

[7875]

is this guy talking to himself now?
whut the FUCK!!

[jukka]

sometimes it is good to answer you voice inside ya head lool

[Weishaupt]

what?

[tsr_tomas]

badda boom biiiisch*

[Mirsha]

I would like to ask a serious questions.

which drugs are you takin g and can you send me some??!??!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!! ?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!! !!!?!????!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? !??!!!?!?!?!??!???!!!?!?!?!

Alchol is a friend.

[phil2]

lol