the always amusing euphemism generator

[thembuzz]

Guess what I've been doing? That's right --

getting the limp technicolor chimney.

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[thembuzz]

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men

avoiding the hose.

[edit]

This is not an appropriate place for
flinging the squid

[Loz]

He was so drunk, he was literally

tucking into the gigantic area.

[skosh]

They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
unmasking the moose.

[WON'T DO IT]

Needless to say, I promptly began
boxing the French parking brake.

[Spandex]

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about retrieving the chicken.


edit: "absorbing the emperor".. proper lol

[V Knid esq]

Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently
flensing the wax marbles. lol