PDA

View Full Version : surrealist compliment generator

alex cortex
17th April 2003, 12:50
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG


strange one.

post your favourites?
gunjack
17th April 2003, 12:52
May your shit always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.
decadnids
17th April 2003, 12:55
In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.
eclairfi
17th April 2003, 12:56
Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!
alex cortex
17th April 2003, 12:57
You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic.
alex cortex
17th April 2003, 12:58
You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation not unlike discovering an impacted toll booth upon the plains of Patagonia
alex cortex
17th April 2003, 12:59
Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair.
phil
17th April 2003, 13:06
you are jesus
MUX
17th April 2003, 13:08
no yr not
Convexion sees between your eyes. Herds of gazelle concave at your feet!
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:08
Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.
eclairfi
17th April 2003, 13:10
Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.
eclairfi
17th April 2003, 13:11
Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:11
Originally posted by eclairfi
Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

haha, I just got that one too. Me likes...
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:12
Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
gunjack
17th April 2003, 13:17
Originally posted by eclairfi
Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!



this one wins!!! lol
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:17
Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb.
gunjack
17th April 2003, 13:19
Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:20
Ever do I seek the elusive flexures of your large intestine.


lol
gunjack
17th April 2003, 13:21
Ceci n'est pas un compliment. (!)
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:22
Your nose hairs scare me.
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:22
Eyes like scars dimple your ears.
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:23
I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
gunjack
17th April 2003, 13:26
Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul (ouch)
gunjack
17th April 2003, 13:29
"Softly seething, surreal breathing..
Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum..
Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria..
And I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries."



ok too wordy, long and that one actually has the word 'surreal' in there, shouldn't that be like a penalty or something.......?
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:33
Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors.
Basic 2: The Revenge
17th April 2003, 13:34
Your eyes shine with the greed of a misplaced tea strainer.
penciLneck
17th April 2003, 13:59
Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West.
c s
17th April 2003, 14:12
Your aquiline senescence implores me to generalize within the relms of a starfish's lifelong hallucinations of gelatin pools and of actuaries floating upon the Rhine.