ever pissed in an empty can of cider?

[emef]

have a piss
toilet
fine
gap
drink a can of strongbow
be on drugs
have some time elapse
watch the new avengers
need a piss
go t't bog?
can't be arsed
s'only upstairs ya lazy cunt
fuck it
can?
yeah can
piss
piss
piss
brim?
nearly there
overflow?
possibly
anxious?
yeah
overflow?
no
exact amount of cider to piss ratio
drink can... empty bladder
full can
perfect
brilliant

joy

[Loz]

that's like fucking W.B. Yates, emef.

[stinkfinger]

lol. now thats science!

[JE:5]

I have noticed the perfect piss to can ratio before, that's all i'm saying..

[thepigjockey]

Nope, but I have a friend who discreetly puked into the sleeve of his shirt during a party and then emptied it out at an appropriate moment.

[skosh]

the piss monologues lol

[JonnySpeed]

i heart michael

[thembuzz]

Nope, but I have a friend who discreetly puked into the sleeve of his shirt during a party and then emptied it out at an appropriate moment.

discreetly puked? is that possible?

[thepigjockey]

discreetly puked? is that possible?

He was a crusty at the time, so everyone else at the party was probably special brewed up to the eyeballs.

[thembuzz]

i see

but just when is an 'appropriate moment' to empty a sleeve full of puke?

[wheezer]

immediately after the aforementioned vomit was deposited in the sleeve?

[kupsch]

discreetly puked? is that possible?

no. it is not, people may think they are being discreet but they are not.

Working behind a variety of bars has taught me this.

I watched a "celeb" in a kilt puke all over the dancefloor (discreetly) after drinking too much champagne and whisky at an award ceremony last night. It grossed me out.

[thepigjockey]

immediately after the aforementioned vomit was deposited in the sleeve?

No, quite a while later I think :)

[darrell]

have a piss
empty bladder
full can
perfect
brilliant

joy


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