Cretin Magnet

[Spandex]

This is incredible. Jesus.
http://www.internetshout.com/

Check this out... WARNING: When you click on this link a tragic shithead will speak to you from inside your web browser.
http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=242

Ahahahaha. Dean.
http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=236

You know when you're watching University Challenge and they introduce themselves.. and they do the first three and then it gets to the last one.. who they brought along in case there was a question about conic sections and parabolas? He's called "Chris", wears glasses, has a speech impediment and weighs about 4 stone? And he says "I'm Chwis Dawson from Bwadford and I'm studying computer science" and you go "awwww" and sort of want to take him home and give him a saucer of milk? That's how I feel after listening to that.

[bob]

fuk me l00000sers!

its like so much better than typing, takes much longer to submit, longer to "read" what shite they have to say AND you get it hear how geeky everyone really is....

[bob]

NOOOOO someone had to: http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=224

[Spandex]

alol.. fucking genius.

[bob]

pls start a software Vs hardware one....

[Yer_Maw]

ahahahahahahhaahha.

surely ripe for trolling?

[Spandex]

Aw.. bless em... I'm really suffering here. It's utterly tragic and yet they're all ME WHEN I WAS 17. I want to cry.

[Yer_Maw]

they had DRM in 1982?

http://i27.tinypic.com/taq9hl.jpg

tell the world.

[Spandex]

Shut it... it was 1990 and yes some games had "copy protection" :)

Would take some skill to troll it.. have to play it straight :) Man it would be funny tho.

[Yer_Maw]

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CPj0lqj3pZaoZhCsAhjvA TIIeV_iKSK-PIU

ads

[Yer_Maw]

ahahaha here spandex this IS you

"the band id like to see are obviously the best band ever genesis, or just phil collins on his own"

then the next one

"i dont actually go to many gigs.....


FNARARARAr

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=246

[Spandex]

hehehehe.. dammit.

The Genesis tribute band I've seen a few times played the Theatre Royal last night.. but the Peter Gabriel bloke has left.. and so the Phil Collins impressionist has taken over and they're doing the first post-Gabriel album now... fucking hilarious. I'm hoping they end up copying their entire career with a lag of 35 years. I expect the Steve Hackett guy will leave next.

I didn't go last night btw.. thought about it.. but it was £35 :)

[bob]

that would be too funny for trolling, but prob too hard not to shout "YOUR ALL COMPLETE NOBBERS" within 2 seconds

[cut out]

this is great ;) ...it could almost be a replacement for Yahoo chat, where I spent many a happy hour recording mad religious nuts rabbiting amongst themselves... shame that this place seems to be full of a few lonely souls waffling about rpgs and computers.

bring on the religious arguments!

[Tec]

Ahahahaha. Dean.
http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=236


Dear god

Chris

"That sounds great mate, got any links for it?"

GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT!!!?

[kams]

i dont know what to say

[Brownthing]

Just awesome.

[Brownthing]

http://tobbi.01.is/blogg/img/computernerd.jpg

[decadnids]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=318

amazing

[Brownthing]

Chris will reply to fucking anything.

[decadnids]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=312

check out laboohone reply to Faye - well creepy...

[thepigjockey]

They're even more pathetic than us :)

[decadnids]

imagine no future where we're all talking, oh what fun it could be...

[thepigjockey]

Everyone on no future sounds like Chris in real life.

Including the girls.

[Loz]

I'm gutted. For some reason I can't see anything on those pages. I've checked flash and java. Anything I'm possibly doing wrong?

[kams]

turn your speaker on?

[Loz]

I'm not seeing anything besides the menu at the side and the title. Not had any problems with any other sites.

[decadnids]

what version of flash are you running? (said in a voice like chris)

[Loz]

I just upgraded to the latest one off Adobe's website. Same with Java. Tried it in Explorer as well as Firefox. Compatibility page says that I should have no problems.

[thepigjockey]

Firefox very often fucks up for me while playing youtube clips etc. regardless of whether I've updated Java/flash.



I think I'll just go and kill myself now. We all have a little Chris inside us bursting to get out.

[decadnids]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=310

you tell them mike!

[Tec]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=312

check out laboohone reply to Faye - well creepy...

lol!

"I'm a bit worried, i have never done this before. I'd like to get to know you!"

what has happened to planet Earth?

[Tec]

Is simmo stuck in a submarine when he records his pearls of wisdom?

Notice the distinct lack of current input in the 'Love & Relationships' section.

[Tec]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=315

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3103/miscfrominternetmz4.jpg

[Brownthing]

lol!

"I'm a bit worried, i have never done this before. I'd like to get to know you!"

what has happened to planet Earth?

lol

That was grooming in action.

[emef]

i think cris should add this feature to no-future just to hit home how not different at all we are from the spam javelins on that message board

[Spandex]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=312

check out laboohone reply to Faye - well creepy...

that's fucking genius.

[Tec]

the most futile request ever made on the interweb (http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=335)

[nempsey]

bloody hell

[Brownthing]

lol

[Hectic Cum Balthazar]

jesus christ that's bleak

tell you what. makes you feel good about this place though.

well. nearly.

[kams]

http://www.internetshout.com/thread.asp?th=574

nelson mandela

[Tec]

lol!!!

baridbaran's responses are internet gold.

[Hectic Cum Balthazar]

lol!!!

baridbaran's responses are internet gold.

hehehehehehe... oh god is anyone else preying for that extinction level meteorite? Anyone else? Anyone?

I For One Welcome Our New Meteor Overlord

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/space/meteor_impact_2003.gif