did you do anything horrible today?

[emef]

i did something horrible today
i'm kinda regretting it a bit now
but hey
ya can't go back

[gypsy_cream]

lots

[emef]

to clarify

something horrible to another human being
not just something horrible

[Orang Utan]

Have you been getting horny in the old folks' home again?

[wheezer]

yes

[emef]

Have you been getting horny in the old folks' home again?

lol nasty

[Orang Utan]

I'm never horrible to anyone.
The worst I get is being rude to people on the interweb

[phil2]

i woke up 2 early that was horible

[Sheridan]

the day is still early for me, so something might come up.

[cut out]

yesterday i shouted at our finance guy for wasting my time.

on the way home i stabbed up a tramp.

[FiST]

yesterday i shouted at our finance guy for wasting my time.

on the way home i stabbed up a tramp.

did you also do this nasty shit cut_oot?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/01/canada

[emef]

jesus, thats the last time i sleep on public transport :illin:

[cut out]

fuck. that's some nasty, nasty shit.

of course, i am a complete wuss and would never hurt anyone - i did actually step in to stop a nazi-looking type from kicking a tramp on Charing Cross road the other week. He just started laying into him and screaming he should get a job, etc. Me and this other girl started saying 'wtf you doing!?!' to him and he looked at us in shock, like everyone should be kicking in tramps.

being honest, the other girl was much more assertive than I was.

[kams]

Were you thinking "oh shit.. she's gonna get me kicked in now"?

[cut out]

not at all, she was totally in the line of fire. I was sort of cowering behind her, shaking a bit, going 'yeah, yeah!'

[phil2]

never rent out your house to a DSS case. I so murderous right now.

[M H]

I cut up cars, beep my horn at people that don't pull away when there was a blatently a gap big enough, and get up to general such antics in my capacity as a multidrop van driver... I don't feel great about it, I always start off calm, but by the end of the day my patience has worn thin....

[thembuzz]

not today, but last friday i was quite rude to a nice, helpful lady at my bank because i'd got a lock on my pin for putting in the wrong number too many times at a check-out (it was a new number) and i wouldn't be able to unlock it till the following day. she didn't deserve to be vented at. in fact, i've been meaning to write a letter of apology about it. i'll have to get onto that this weekend

[JE:5]

My last visit to the porcelain throne was pretty horrible.

[thembuzz]

you would have to start talking about shite when i'm eating bran flakes, wouldn't you?

[julian]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/01/canada


"We heard this blood-curdling scream and turned around, and the guy was standing up, stabbing this guy sitting next to him repeatedly, like 40 or 50 times,"
The terrified passengers fled immediately
The severed head of the victim, described as in his 20s, was then displayed to the stunned passengers.

if some fucker stabs me up while im sleeping on a coach, and evreyone else on the coach just fucking legs it, im really not going to be too impressed.

37 fucking passengers against one man with a knife??

the poor chap gets his fucking head chopped off whilst they just sit and watch???

cunts

[thembuzz]

if some fucker stabs me up while im sleeping on a coach, and evreyone else on the coach just fucking legs it, im really not going to be too impressed.


i think if i were in that situation, the actions of anyone not stabbing me repeatedly may not be paramount in my mind

[spoon]

He must have been snoring or doing something annoying like singing along to his ipod. Some emo fucker was doing that on the train sitting opposite me a while back. I eyeballed him for a good 5 minutes until he let up. I really wanted to smash his obnoxious face in. Good thing I don't carry a hunting knife around with me I suppose.

[gypsy_cream]

i put onions in a kids burger but hidden between the cheese and burger so he couldnt see them...even tho he asked for no onions

HOW BAD IS THAT

[The Physicist]

not as bad as not liking onions

[JonnySpeed]

i once shouted very aggressively at an old women in an electric buggy calling her 'a stupid fucking cunt' for riding off the road and not giving way to anybody on the pavement. She looked so shocked and started shaking.

I felt so bad afterwards. I've now stopped taking pills.

[kupsch]

what did you do emef?

[emef]

nowt