A Guide To Necrophilia In MS Paint

[Orang Utan]

http://forum.uncoverreality.com/art/38052-dead-girls-don-t-say-no-guide-necrophilia-mspaint.html

[spoon]

Will this shit not get you UKers locked up now no?

[JonnySpeed]

not sure what shite you've been reading.

The Daily Mail isn't real - maybe your right wing press have been copying the shite they talk.

UK publication laws (with the exception of incitement to hatred based on sexuality, race or religion) are as open and free as the rest of EU

[brettacid]

Assuming you have got the hard on dept sorted out you then need to work on the love piss. There are 2 common ways to achieve this. First option is the old fashioned way, sticking your fingers right up his butt and messing with his prostate. The second way was taken from fertility treatment for dead guys. It's a technique that's been in use since the 40's called ELECTRO-EJACULATION or rectal electro-ejaculation. Typically, a kind of cattle prod-looking probe (it was originally developed for animal reproductive use) is inserted into the rectum and an electric current (10-20 volts) is applied to the prostate which results in ejaculation. Again care would have to be taken not to fuck this up.

"electro-ejaculation" LOL sounds like a good name for a club night.

[spoon]

not sure what shite you've been reading.

The Daily Mail isn't real - maybe your right wing press have been copying the shite they talk.

UK publication laws (with the exception of incitement to hatred based on sexuality, race or religion) are as open and free as the rest of EU

Thanks for clearing that up Jonny - you really slam-dunked the fuck out of whatever it was you think I was talking about.

[JonnySpeed]

peace and fucking, blud

[thembuzz]

what a lovely forum they have over there. 'jewdozer'..?