Nude Pockets

[Spandex]

I'm thinking of manufacturing a pocket from cellophane and tape that I can stick onto my leg and then have somewhere to keep my phone, even when I'm naked. Anyone tried this?

http://spandex.dreamhosters.com/NudePocket.png

[Orang Utan]

Why not make one out of skin?

[spoon]

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/4/5/20/f_NudePocketm_96401dc.png

Can't be done.

[Spandex]

Why not make one out of skin?

Now that's some good thinking.

[V Knid esq]

Why not make one out of skin?

Your own or someone else's?

If your own, you could become obese then slim down, leaving flaps of excess skin that could be folded up and stitched into pockets.

[Orang Utan]

Nah, someone else - a tramp or a prostitute

[Spandex]

Can't be done.

You boffins and your maths. I'll prove you wrong with good old fashioned British pluck.

[Patrick]

Science is no barrier to Spandex cos he has intuition that skin pockets can, and will, exist.

[Sheridan]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

[kams]

how about knitted hair pouches?

pubic purses?

[Spandex]

knitting sounds like effort. how about "matted hair pouches"? pubic dreds.

[MJimD]

Will it be big enough to contain a piece of toast?

[Smartie]

or a soggy biscuit ??!

[Konx-om-Pax]

i like the skin pocket idea.

cutting into the flesh and with a bit of folding you could sew up a nice looking cornish pastry type pouchy thing.

might need a fuckload of savlon at the ready before you start.