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thembuzz
6th April 2008, 18:58
inexplicably legendary rubbish actor dead. quick! someone take his rifle

i am the 1,000,000th person to allude to that speech today. do i win a prize?

V Knid esq
6th April 2008, 21:39
And I am the fourth person to allude to Peel favourite and great, Irresistible Force-remixed record, 'Charlton Heston' by Stump. CHARLTON HESTON PUT HIS VEST ON!!!! SING IT!!!!

emef
7th April 2008, 02:35
charlton heston was ben hur you fucking gay wanks
and he was in el cid with sofia loren who is the most attractive woman that has ever lived
so stick your rifle club quotes up your arses, you post modern wankshafts

V Knid esq
7th April 2008, 08:14
He was no Bruce Willis though, was he?

kams
7th April 2008, 09:08
I wish I qualified for the 'being in a film with a fit bird' criticism deflection certificate.

I'd put gunshot samples in all my tunes then.

Yer_Maw
7th April 2008, 09:26
ben hur is utter shite.

planet of the apes though. What a film. He didnt even get it and he was in it.

phil2
7th April 2008, 09:28
Die hard 1 is better than 2. fact. number 3 i hate

Tina Disco
7th April 2008, 10:17
yeah, Kams, you might well have pissed up your mate's back, but a far worse crime is that you've never starred in a hollywood film opposite a fit actress.

Fail.

kams
7th April 2008, 10:48
there's still time..

Yer_Maw
7th April 2008, 12:37
Die hard 1 is better than 2. fact. number 3 i hate

die hard 3 bombs good.

V Knid esq
7th April 2008, 13:20
My favourite Lethal Weapon is IV.

platinum ray
7th April 2008, 14:05
Looks like it's soylent green for dinner tonight, yummy

adsr
7th April 2008, 15:44
watched Planet of the Apes this weekend - one of my all time favs...

r.i.p. CH

:(

Sheridan
7th April 2008, 15:48
your movies were good, your politics sucked.

operator
7th April 2008, 16:18
good. it's more dignified he's potted. save's folks like louis theroux going round to his gaff to 'expose' him as a sinile degenerate.
old people are the future.
of fuel.

Tina Disco
7th April 2008, 16:57
Michael Moore beat Theroux to it.

joe pinapples
7th April 2008, 18:00
soylent green was well good, watched it last week. Edward G Robinson is brilliant in it, and Charlton H. is pretty good too.

penciLneck
8th April 2008, 16:26
soylent green r0xeth.

Tina Disco
8th April 2008, 16:29
The Omega Man was one hundred times better than Will Smith's I Am Legend.

soulcheck
8th April 2008, 18:31
lol

darrell
9th April 2008, 11:20
your movies were good, your politics sucked.

That might be right ? i dont know ? . But one of the first thing a dictator does when he gets in power is take the guns off the people that might rebel against him.


German Weapons Law

On November 11, 1938, the Minister of the Interior, Wilhelm Frick, passed Regulations Against Jews' Possession of Weapons. This regulation effectively deprived all Jews of the right to possess firearms or other weapons.

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing."

- Adolf Hitler

Tina Disco
9th April 2008, 11:55
That really worked out for Hitler, didn't it. He never had a downfall.

Also, the strict gun laws in the UK MUST mean we're in a dictatorship at least as bad as the Nazis.

AVX23
9th April 2008, 12:01
Guns Don't kill people, People kill people.

Ban People, not Guns !

thepigjockey
9th April 2008, 12:04
That might be right ? i dont know ? . But one of the first thing a dictator does when he gets in power is take the guns off the people that might rebel against him.


German Weapons Law

On November 11, 1938, the Minister of the Interior, Wilhelm Frick, passed Regulations Against Jews' Possession of Weapons. This regulation effectively deprived all Jews of the right to possess firearms or other weapons.

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing."

- Adolf Hitler

Horseshit. Yes sure Hitler legislated against guns. What does that prove? Nothing.

thepigjockey
9th April 2008, 12:05
Guns Don't kill people, People kill people.

Ban People, not Guns !
ban AVXYZ23!! :illin:

darrell
9th April 2008, 12:19
That really worked out for Hitler, didn't it. He never had a downfall.

Also, the strict gun laws in the UK MUST mean we're in a dictatorship at least as bad as the Nazis.

1) Yes he did thanks to guns like it or not..

2)Thats up to you to decide. but they ever decide to be as bad they will be feck all that we will be-able to do about it.thats for sure.

Tina Disco
9th April 2008, 12:36
edit: I'm not getting involved in a stupid flamewar.

To sum up: Guns are dangerous. Banning them can only reduce the amount of guns on the streets and in people's homes. Less guns on the streets and in homes can only reduce the amount of people getting injured and killed by guns. Less people getting injured and killed by any means can only be a good thing.

I'm willing the take the extremely slim risk that our government might go crazy and exterminate all the jews.

garew
10th April 2008, 19:58
Oh, well, he was 84 years old. Not some smug 20 something wearing black rimmed glasses.

My favorite performance of his

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Sheridan
10th April 2008, 20:06
That's well good.