Good Quotes...

[Paddy]

I read yesterday that Clive James once described Schwarzenegger as looking like

"A big brown condom full of walnuts."

I was pissing myself for ages hehehehe.

[emef]

two of my favourite quotes from charles bukowski

"dont try"

and

"humanity, you never had it to begin with"






the first one has served me well for years

[Konx-om-Pax]

"Un croquis vaut mieux qu’un long discours."

[Luke Handsfree]

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

[Spandex]

oldskool

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

[emef]

haha i like the wc fields one

[darrell]

Bernard Shaw once sent Churchill two tickets for the opening of his new play, with the invitation saying :

Bring a friend Mr Churchill -if you have one ???



Churchill was engaged that night, and asked for tickets for the second performance: If there is one ???

[Sheridan]

Charlie Sheen on prostitution: you don't pay them to have sex, you pay them to leave afterwards.

Wayne Rooney: yeah, what? Me English is good, there, like.