rugby

[skosh]

i hate it!

[thepigjockey]

Me too. As if such as stupid game with such stupid rules weren't bad enough in itself, the kind of people who play it are even stupider, in a we're-homophobic-BUT-let's-all-get-naked-in-a-public-bar way.

[bracket]

chase the egg around the field

pointless

[skosh]

yeah and at work they told me today that i was the only person in scotland that didnt know that we beat engerland at the weekend lol

i hate rugby!

[thepigjockey]

Take pride in your ignorance. I do.

[skosh]

yeah i'm cool cos i dont know rugby or the pop charts yay! :D

[spoon]

rugby is ace. i love it and i go to all the internationals and club matches that i can. if i wasn't so fucking depressed about the state of our national team i'd start a rugby thread.

rugby=great.

[Sheridan]

I don't mind rugby too much.
I don't watch it very often, but when it is on I watch it a bit.

[Lighter Thief]

Egg chasing bastards.

[skosh]

totally lol

[love_tempo]

hate football, love rugby. about the only team sport I like :)

[thembuzz]

i live in the studenty part of manchester, which means i have to listen to the knuckle-dragging rugby fucks singing their stupid fucking 'songs' from the top fucking deck of the fucking bus into fucking town every fucking weekend fuck

[spoon]

i like it more than i like tennis even. and i, as you know, love tennis.

[The Physicist]

yeah i'm cool cos i dont know rugby or the pop charts yay! :D



i didn't klnow either. TBH i prefer (top class) footy.

[emef]

i played full back for 5 years for the st georges high school team in blackpool (78-83)... great game

[operator]

i was a fuckin prop forward cos i was a fat bastard.
got ill. got thin. got to play football. grew a foot in height.

rugby would be better if you could shout when you're running at folk.
you got sent off for that when i played...

football's more interesting as a shifting geometric pattern. rugby's a team building exercise for guys with phantom dog nipple marks.

rugby's still better than drum and bass tho...

[JonnySpeed]

its not rugby union - i actually think the game is ok - its many of the people who play and support it. they are such tory cunty baws

[Lighter Thief]

Let me repeat: egg chasing bastards.

[spoon]

i played full back for 5 years for the st georges high school team in blackpool (78-83)... great game

great position. i was a number 8 in school until i smashed up my leg.

[julian]

i neither hate rugby nor football (so long as i have no forced involvement)

what fucks me off is all the vermin that get in my way/street/life/face when its on.

[emef]

i was a fuckin prop forward cos i was a fat bastard.
got ill. got thin. got to play football. grew a foot in height.


wish i'da been the weight i am now
wooda ruled as a full back
i was short slim but full of anger
i still got splattered most games haha


maybe now's the time to mention the best game ever


LACROSSE


i played lacrosse for blackpool... not the bollocksy school team... the
blackpool schoolboy team
that game fuckin rules
pads and helmets... smash fuck out of each other... brilliant












then i discovered gary numan, girls and snickers (marathons) and it was all over

[Sheridan]

LACROSSE



weird, I thought only rich white kids from the northeast US played lacrosse.

[kams]

I played full back for school.. i scored an own-drop goal once.. i was shit.. our school team was well shit. They stopped a game we played once when the other team got to triple figures.

[dan gulberry]

It's a bit like American Gladiators. Don't know why it's considered a legitimate sport. Cardiff is a tough place to live when Wales are playing, unless you're one of those lovely nationalists.

[AVX23]

rugby's still better than drum and bass tho...

lol

Quite a bit of anger in you I sense master operator has a sinner been annoying you perchance ?

[Paddy]

Not a big fan unless Scotland are beating Engerland, obviously.

[emef]

and... the chip returns

[operator]

lol

Quite a bit of anger in you I sense master operator has a sinner been annoying you perchance ?

operator. he no likey the death threats.

if the fanny wants to fight me wi hands and feet. cool.

i can't be arsed with all these myspace drive by kids.

may just have to call in a few family favours.

sinn fein sinn fein paddy...

fuck the kids that are feigning sinn.

the wack job will probably kill himself before i get the chance to.

he'll probably get in a cold bath with an electric kettle.

hahah.

i can't hate him. he's just a stupid version of a normal person.

i had and electrocardio gram about 3 hours ago and my heart rate was pretty good. so i'm not worried. can still go a couple of rounds!

i'm fighting more in the rick flair style these days. pretending i've got a sore back then hitting the cunt wi a steel chair.

...
but back to the point. rugby is really good fun if you're bigger than everyone. otherwise, not so fussed.

[skosh]

i was a fuckin prop forward cos i was a fat bastard.
got ill. got thin. got to play football. grew a foot in height.

rugby would be better if you could shout when you're running at folk.
you got sent off for that when i played...

football's more interesting as a shifting geometric pattern. rugby's a team building exercise for guys with phantom dog nipple marks.

rugby's still better than drum and bass tho...

lol yer listenin to the wrong drum n bass luv, 10% of dnb is infinitely better than rugby, the other 90% is on a par with it :D

[skosh]

and... the chip returns

with broon sauce i hope :D

[robotpanda]

i was a fuckin prop forward cos i was a fat bastard.


on a stop & search form a policeman wrote that i had a 'prop build', i wasn't sure if it meant 'proportional' or that rugby term. i don't know what a prop does in rugby, was he calling me a fat bastard?

[kams]

yes.. and short

[AVX23]

operator. he no likey the death threats.

if the fanny wants to fight me wi hands and feet. cool.

i can't be arsed with all these myspace drive by kids.

may just have to call in a few family favours.

sinn fein sinn fein paddy...

fuck the kids that are feigning sinn.

the wack job will probably kill himself before i get the chance to.

he'll probably get in a cold bath with an electric kettle.

hahah.

i can't hate him. he's just a stupid version of a normal person.

i had and electrocardio gram about 3 hours ago and my heart rate was pretty good. so i'm not worried. can still go a couple of rounds!

i'm fighting more in the rick flair style these days. pretending i've got a sore back then hitting the cunt wi a steel chair.

...
but back to the point. rugby is really good fun if you're bigger than everyone. otherwise, not so fussed.

hehe - an entertaining scrap and no mistake, him and his mate are quite unbelivable :)

You must not play with the trolls so often tho, there's music to be made old chap !

if we were to invade england every time a shit drum and bass record was played along with a reference to sweaty socks, we'd be camping out in Carlisle most weekends ;)

Actually that might be fun times - England v Scotland v2.0

Remember tho, as much as you might find it humiliating to be called a sweaty sock, think of all the pink lager bellies and undersized willies on display beachside marbella.

Or the dance of the lagered up gibbon, as displayed when England are on in the world cup.

Or the chants of 'enger-land' as they fail to score a goal.

Yes my friend, the English are universally ridiculous, embarassing and despised - we can allow them their taunts, for they fall on far superior ears.

Of course there are many a civilised Englishman/Woman, most of these being fathered by the scots - we've many's a night stole an Englishwoman's chasity from the protective keep of a bloated lager-coma'd chelsea fan.

We've literally shagged all their maws - it don't get better than that ;)

[operator]

yeh. when you put it like that.i was just calculating his IQ based on his scriptures. it actually just got in double figures. i guess i don't realise there are people who are just genuinely thick.
they make DnB on reason and think the're fuckin stockhausen.
i at least have the decency to think of myself as stock.

[operator]

on a stop & search form a policeman wrote that i had a 'prop build', i wasn't sure if it meant 'proportional' or that rugby term. i don't know what a prop does in rugby, was he calling me a fat bastard?

prop build just means "can go through a wall". i'd take it as a compliment.

[robotpanda]

prop build just means "can go through a wall". i'd take it as a compliment.

thanks for explanations, maybe that's why the bt suspected me of terrorist activities, i could have been going through walls to plant devices in tube tunnels. the form also has WHITE MALE written and double underlined because i'd identified myself as asian/indian.