Hemsby Roll call..

[WON'T DO IT]

Have we already done this? I can't remember.. Anyway sod it.. i'm getting excited now.. So, who's coming ??

[Tec]

i am.

Also highly excited about it all.

[kams]

me.. i've been growing a moustache for the event. I look like a right cunt.

[mustard gunn]

Im there with bells on........been stock piling for months!!!!

[Dask]

I'm in but I need to start stock piling.

[Loz]

I'll be there fully in effect. Stock piling is almost done.

I'm fucking excited now.

[emef]

yep i'll be there

[notorious J.I.M]

I'm going again yes.

[bracket]

me

[Dask]

I'm starting to feel excited, but also quite anxious too.

[wheezer]

this morning I realized that I definitely will not be going. booh.

[Orang Utan]

I'm in too - feeling pretty daunted by it all tbh

[gypsy_cream]

not me

[bob]

me

[Tec]

I'm feeling ready, like the BLOC weekend was the reason i was put on planet Earth..

[AVX23]

I might be getting a ticket now, my mate has just come thru with a possible last minute ticket. So it's a choice between Bloc, Amsterdam, The Inspiral Carpets or go see Substance / Vaniquer @ Sequence.

My hieds in a mess arghgghgh - can't decide - it's all too good !!

I could at a push do all of them ,but I'd be skint and minus a job.

[kol]

me

[Yer_Maw]

i,

[bracket]

I 'm rehashing the mariokart soundtrack for the live action mariot kart race at this very moment...

[stormfield]

yeah i can hear the ableton metronome from the stairs :D

[hektor ruiez]

i,
.|.

saggy

[gen-eral]

hell yes! I'm starting to get very excited! I've been in training for sometime now.

[bracket]

hell yes! I'm starting to get very excited! I've been in training for sometime now.

No calling for the dr this time round then...:)

[gen-eral]

No calling for the dr this time round then...:)

definitely need to redeem myself for sure! lol

[Rogue Molecule]

Yup, myself and Mr Konx-Om-Pax are going.

Proper excited :D

[emef]

just bought me train ticket... ouch... quite painful
and 7 glorious hours on 3 trains :illin:



how longs it gonna take you to get to bloc?

[AVX23]

how longs it gonna take you to get to bloc?

About half an hour If I were to Astrally project myself.

altho I guess that'd be easier going back ;)

[emef]

i was hoping teleportation would have been invented in time for this bloc but... sadly dissapointed again :(

[AVX23]

totally - If It had - I might have gone :)

http://www.benisadork.com/images/robot/teleportation.gif

[bracket]

Gonna take a few hours to get there...at least it wont be as bad as last year. Driving was a joke - half the journey was getting out of London on a Friday afternoon.

Train ticket was 18 quid return and we are getting there Thursday night.

Have a nice relaxing evening before all you other mongoloids turn up innit ;)

[gypsy_cream]

jealous

[phil2]

sort itout clair, why rnt u coming?

[grobelaar]

Gonna take a few hours to get there...at least it wont be as bad as last year. Driving was a joke - half the journey was getting out of London on a Friday afternoon.

Train ticket was 18 quid return and we are getting there Thursday night.

Have a nice relaxing evening before all you other mongoloids turn up innit ;)

An extra night of the Hemsby vibe - you fucking love it... don't forget to stock up on the Kebab Attack.

[Yer_Maw]

3 and a half hours. Marks and spencers moto all the way!

[Dask]

You fucking knows it.

[adsr]

jealous
+2..

ive already told everyone that works around me to not speak to me
that thurs friday and monday to keep from being hissed at...

[emef]

i hope you gave your sister a good slap

[adsr]

i hope you gave your sister a good slap

can't..it's not her fault...besides, she'd kick my ass in fair fight...
to be honest, she'd kick my ass in an unfair fight too...

[mustard gunn]

only 4 days ta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[The Physicist]

looks like i'm gonna have to do someothing else with my long weekend off work. cos i've nae chums to go with.

lucky bawbags

[mustard gunn]

looks like i'm gonna have to do someothing else with my long weekend off work. cos i've nae chums to go with.

lucky bawbags

Why?? Do you have a personal hygene problem or summit??

[The Physicist]

Why?? Do you have a personal hygene problem or summit??



Just not keen on doing it on my tod. Its more fun with mates

[Loz]

but we're your mates

you can come and cause chaos with all us lot

[The Physicist]

i suppose i could, but its not the same. I'm a big jessie.

[Loz]

nah, it is the same, there are plenty of people there who will be good to roll with

do you really think I'm going to spend the weekend stuck with emef?

[The Physicist]

emef seems like a nice chap

[Loz]

you obviously don't know him well enough

[The Physicist]

lol, maybe not.

next year anyway. its seems all sold out this year.

[phil2]

lol, maybe not.

next year anyway. its seems all sold out this year.



im gonna be there man!!! come and hang out wit me if u want

[Rogue Molecule]

I'm in full on excitement mode :D

[Dask]

im gonna be there man!!! come and hang out wit me if u want

It'll be good to see you Phil, I think the last time I saw you was when I was getting kicked out last year.

[phil2]

It'll be good to see you Phil, I think the last time I saw you was when I was getting kicked out last year.



yeah man, be good to see u 2. u were crying last time i saw u.

[Dask]

yeah I had something in my eye. ;)

[phil2]

yeah I had something in my eye. ;)

u looked like u had 2 k holes for eye sockets

[The Physicist]

im gonna be there man!!! come and hang out wit me if u want



cheers man, next year :D

[phil2]

cheers man, next year :D
yer alrite, if im not dead.

[emef]

do you really think I'm going to spend the weekend stuck with emef?

i'm glad we're of the same mind
i'll remind you of this post halfway through bloc when i can't shake you off

[emef]

emef seems like a nice chap

i am

[Loz]

i'm glad we're of the same mind

bad luck then, emef

you have to spend the entire weekend stuck with yourself

[emef]

hey, i love my own company, i think i'm a great guy, it all falls apart when i have to actually interact with other people










like you








and i start to hate myself for not murdering you immediately

[Loz]

after spending a few minutes with you, I begin to wish you had murdered me, too

[spoon]

positive rep points are on offer for anyone who murders loz this weekend.

[emef]

after spending a few minutes with you, I begin to wish you had murdered me, too


so we're in agreement then?


i can come to bloc wi a paring knife and you wont go all gurly and crybaby on me
you'll just accept your fate with some sense of decency?

[Loz]

so we're in agreement then?


i can come to bloc wi a paring knife and you wont go all gurly and crybaby on me
you'll just accept your fate with some sense of decency?

just let me have a quick crywank before you off me

[adsr]

i am


you really were a great guy to hang out with...

except for...

the constant spittle that accumulated around the corners of your mouth...
(to be fair ALOT of people had that white spooge around the corners of their mouths that weekend..some of it dried and some wet...i prefered the dry kind if I had to talk w/ someone tho.......lol...)

not sure which drug causes that, but you might want to keep that in check if your planning on attempting a pull this weekend...

If takes away from your good sense of conversation...
very distracting to say the least...

:)

[emef]

i assume you've never met people who've taken bucketloads of speed before


fucking americans


i'll wear my white mouth spag with pride at bloc... in your honour

while you sit at home wondering why you cancelled your visit to bloc in favour of your unreliable sister

[The Physicist]

cotton mooth happens to the best of us

[Loz]

disco sludge

[adsr]

i assume you've never met people who've taken bucketloads of speed before


fucking americans


i'll wear my white mouth spag with pride at bloc... in your honour

while you sit at home wondering why you cancelled your visit to bloc in favour of your unreliable sister

I met a girl who use to take a lot of bathtub crank - she was loosing her hair, but I don't seem to remember the spittle around her mouth...

but that was about the extent of me actually knowing someone on speed..
I've never been one to go around and ask what everyone was taking..
"You on speed?...You on meth?, You drop a couple of x pills tonight??"
I think it would probably make people feel
uncomfortable(paranoid) wouldn't it??
Esp when I told them I didn't want any...
I was just taking an inventory of who was doing what
in order to observe their behavior...

but as a side note - I was only trying to help w/ you pullin a
bloc hottie that weekend....but if you want to be a wanker about it..

fucking mean 'old black poolians!!...

[adsr]

disco sludge

cotton mooth happens to the best of us

oh, man..it's wikkedly disgusting...

massive respect for the people who kept wiping their mouths
during the evening....

[The Physicist]

You wanna see it after 2 bottles of buckfast.

breakfast of champions

[emef]

oh, man..it's wikkedly disgusting...

massive respect for the people who kept wiping their mouths
during the evening....


if you or loz had offered me any sort of refreshing beverage during the 8 or so hours i spent in you hellhole/chalet, maybe my cotton mouth wouldn't have been so extensive




cotton mouth is all down to bad hosts

[adsr]

if you or loz had offered me any sort of refreshing beverage during the 8 or so hours i spent in you hellhole/chalet, maybe my cotton mouth wouldn't have been so extensive




cotton mouth is all down to bad hosts

oh pleeze...I gave you some buckfast....that should of held you over..
plus being an experienced partier as yourself, you should have know to
ask..not to mention that there was a toilet right behind you with a perfectly working faucet and mirror for you to check your self...so you can take your bad host/hostess accusations and just:

[emef]

but as a side note - I was only trying to help w/ you pullin a
bloc hottie that weekend....but if you want to be a wanker about it..

fucking mean 'old black poolians!!...

well obviously i appreciate your sentiment
and you know... i always want to be a wanker about it...
and btw
fyi
its
blackpudlian
or
sandgrown


mean
old
or
otherwise :)

[emef]

oh pleeze...I gave you some buckfast....that should of held you over..
plus being an experienced partier as yourself, you should have know to
ask..not to mention that there was a toilet right behind you with a perfectly working faucet and mirror for you to check your self...so you can take your bad host/hostess accusations and just:

bucky's so sticky it just makes shit worse
when i'm off my tits i should try to regain my composure to ask if i'm all cottoned up???? thats what you're saying is it?
you were sat opposite me, you coulda just said... oy cuntos, check your face, i woulda been a wee bit red faced, then laffed, and sorted it out, now look at the debacle thats occurin

P.R. bitch



sad




:D

[adsr]

well obviously i appreciate your sentiment
and you know... i always want to be a wanker about it...
and btw
fyi
its
blackpudlian
or
sandgrown


mean
old
or
otherwise :)

ah-hahahahaha...
I thought I was just making that up off the top of my head..
didn't realize that there was actually a term for your kind...
:)

[emef]

liverpool... liverpudlian
blackpool... blackpudlian


easy innit



i'll admit the sandgrown bit seems a tad exotic even to me

[adsr]

bucky's so sticky it just makes shit worse
when i'm off my tits i should try to regain my composure to ask if i'm all cottoned up???? thats what you're saying is it?
you were sat opposite me, you coulda just said... oy cuntos, check your face, i woulda been a wee bit red faced, then laffed, and sorted it out, now look at the debacle thats occurin

P.R. bitch



sad




:D

I had just met you...and I didn't know how you would have reacted...
you're a scary looking fucker and I'm just a wee tiny girl, or did you forget that?!...

fuck it, nevermind...go on with yer cotton, spooge faced self...
go to bloc and disgust all the women, see if I care...
what?!..

no...

I don't care..

:P

[emef]

kinda funny how we both look the complete opposite to what we are eh

btw

what you doing this weekend?

i'm off to hemsby

hope thats not rubbing it in at all

i know you dont care at all

but after the weekend when you still have money in your bank account and we dont, you'll be laughing then :)



















































p.s. i have absolutely no idea what :P means
i even googled it... nothing

[bracket]

I think anyone not going to Hemsby should step out of this thread...

[Rogue Molecule]

I'm intrigued about meeting some of you people in real life. Really I am.

I'm also aware that Pontins isn't real life, but it's fairly close if you discount go-karting on acid.

[bracket]

discount go-karting on acid.

Has no one signed up for the Mario Kart tournament?

Bound to be a complete mess...:)

[bracket]

Looks like its gonna be a wet weekend at pontins...

[Loz]

Looks like its gonna be a wet weekend at pontins...

don't worry

I have ropelight

http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Images/Products/size_3/DT611W.JPG

[AVX23]

Mario Kart tournament?


This is one major reason I'm annoyed not to be going when I could have.

If it's on next year, I will insist on more of that jazz :)

[Rogue Molecule]

Has no one signed up for the Mario Kart tournament?

Bound to be a complete mess...:)

Where'd you hear about that? I'm right up for some red shell and banana action.

[emef]

Looks like its gonna be a wet weekend at pontins...

thank god for the chalets then
i couldnae handle another glade

[Loz]

oh god

a weekend stuck in a miserable chalet in the cold and wet with emef

I might save him the trouble and kill myself now

[Orang Utan]

I can't work out whether you genuinely find each other disagreeable or whether you're just flirting

[Dask]

obviously flirting.

[Tec]

I think anyone not going to Hemsby should step out of this thread...

haha

[animal night train]

I are going.

[adsr]

I think anyone not going to Hemsby should step out of this thread...



..but we can't always get what we want....

[Goonie]

I think anyone not going to Hemsby should step out of this thread...

i just want to say, i hope it's better than disneyland.

remember bracket, if you get a bit worse for wear, just go to lost property and they will look after you.

[bracket]

i just want to say, i hope it's better than disneyland.

remember bracket, if you get a bit worse for wear, just go to lost property and they will look after you.

Thanks Goonie!

I'm sad that i'm not coming to visit you guys - i do have a passport now though. Only took me a year to sort out...;)

[hektor ruiez]

if you get a bit worse for wear, just go to lost property and they will look after you.

is this true?

[Spandex]

Can I get some bloc veteran advice please? What's the "thing you never thought to bring that you wish you'd brung"? Like if it was Glastonbury it'd be "WELLIES and a PORTABLE DRY ARSE".

Obviously, I'll have the usual stuff like my rape alarm.

[Koistie]

The last (and only) time we were at pontins was dedbeat.. but same deal.
We wished we'd bought food as well as just booze at the supermarket, it would have saved us from eating shit £7 egg and chips in the pontins 'eygptian motorway stop' stlye cafe, for every meal

[bob]

yeah food and booze is pretty much all you need.
also if you plan to sleep or get cold a sleeping bag or duvet may be useful. Didn't need one last year, but if it is freezing outside the shitey duvets they provide might not be enough.

[Loz]

TEABAGS

[Orang Utan]

Can I get some bloc veteran advice please? What's the "thing you never thought to bring that you wish you'd brung"? Like if it was Glastonbury it'd be "WELLIES and a PORTABLE DRY ARSE".

Obviously, I'll have the usual stuff like my rape alarm.

Soup, tea, cheese, bread, fags, vodka, rum, beans, special 'dietary supplements', toys, masks and wigs

[thepigjockey]

Teabagging Loz? I guess that's why spandex has his rape alarm packed.

Have fun everyone. Enjoy the skweee and see you all there in 2010.

[Dask]

Shame your not joining us thepigjockey :(

[emef]

Can I get some bloc veteran advice please? What's the "thing you never thought to bring that you wish you'd brung"? Like if it was Glastonbury it'd be "WELLIES and a PORTABLE DRY ARSE".

Obviously, I'll have the usual stuff like my rape alarm.


bring or buy much more booze than you think you'll need, we bought a lot and it got drunk in the first 24 hours

i've organised more k this time round

[Dask]

Yeah that's a good idea.

If you think x amount of booze is going to last you all weekend, double your estimation and get twice as much.

Even if you can't drink it all on your own, you could always sell the odd can here and there to someone who is desperate for a drink

[Patrick]

Yeah that's a good idea.

If you think x amount of booze is going to last you all weekend, double your estimation and get twice as much.

Even if you can't drink it all on your own, you could always <strike>sell</strike> give the odd can here and there to <strike>someone who is</strike> me when I am desperate for a drink

what you really meant. :)

[mustard gunn]

I just got put on fuckin antiboitics so no drinky poos for me!!! Ill just have to smoke crack instead

[Dask]

what you really meant.

lol

[Luke Handsfree]

FUCKING EXCITED NOW!!!

[Spandex]

I just got put on fuckin antiboitics so no drinky poos for me!!! Ill just have to smoke crack instead

Ar.. I got a prescription last Friday.. was desperately driving around finding a late night chemist so I could start my 7-day course that night :)

[WestcountryShakedown]

anyone getting the bloc coach from Kings cross?

[Goonie]

is this true?

only if you have a paddington bear label hektor

[Loz]

my mate Bruce is getting the coach from Kings X. He's bald and will probably be wearing a top hat. Say hello to him, he's safe as houses.

[Orang Utan]

Ar.. I got a prescription last Friday.. was desperately driving around finding a late night chemist so I could start my 7-day course that night :)

A friend of mine has just got back from India and is still on malaria meds - she's worried she might go mental

[kams]

i've got car room for two from London.. leaving 3pm ish Friday... returning Monday morning at sensible o'clock...

[thepigjockey]

Shame your not joining us thepigjockey :(

Yeah I know, it's 'cos I'm a teecher and I can't escape in termtime :( Should be in England for at least some of the summer though, so aim to compensate for lack of bleeps by deafening myself then :)

[mustard gunn]

i've got car room for two from London.. leaving 3pm ish Friday... returning Monday morning at sensible o'clock...

GRant from uglyfunk is in need!!!!

[adsr]

i hope everyone has a great time!!...and takes lots of pictures...

:)

next year it's on for me tho!!..

[emef]

shit i was hoping to make it 3 in a row

[kams]

GRant from uglyfunk is in need!!!!

Pm'd you my number.. tell him to give me a bell..

[bracket]

I got a stinking cold...

Typical.

[Orang Utan]

I got a stinking cold...

Typical.

It won't make much difference come the end of the weekend

[kams]

I got a stinking cold...

Typical.

me too

[Virus]

Merry Bloc everybody! Wish I could be there.

[Orang Utan]

From the Bloc forum:

Thursday 3pm: Pontin's have just informed us that they will using sniffer dogs to search vehicles and individuals upon entry to the venue on Friday night.

There is no point discussing this issue as it is now out of our hands so please don't reply to this post.

BLOC

[The Physicist]

owch

[kol]

thats not very cool :(

[phil2]

..

[kams]

From the Bloc forum:

Thursday 3pm: Pontin's have just informed us that they will using sniffer dogs to search vehicles and individuals upon entry to the venue on Friday night.

There is no point discussing this issue as it is now out of our hands so please don't reply to this post.

BLOC

They're gonna be quite busy then.

[kol]

They're gonna be quite busy then.


Logistical nightmare

surely searching everyone would take forever!

[emef]

fucking fuck


looks like booze weekender then

[Spandex]

I'm good at booze.

[adsr]

I got a stinking cold...

Typical.

serves you right for being mean to me...
:)

actually I hope you feel better and have a good time....;)

[gypsy_cream]

im slightly not as jealous anymore