fizz or rosie?

[emef]

well?

[Sheridan]

who?

[emef]

fizz or rosie from coronation street ya spazz


fizz

http://www.redandproud.com/images/JennyMcAlpine/Jenny01StreetFull.jpg


rosie

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/07523_115543_ROSIE_WEBSTER.jpg


coronation street (http://www.itv.com/coronationstreet/)

[Paddy]

Oooooft...

[thembuzz]

rosie may well be the fitter, but she's also close to jailbait. fizz, on the other hand, looks well dirty

[The Physicist]

as long as they are not actually jail bait who cares?

[KuffDam]

it's grim oop north

[emef]

fuck off ya cockaney wank

[thembuzz]

as long as they are not actually jail bait who cares?

their dads

[The Physicist]

Kevin Webster's a pussy

[emef]

their dads

their dads love it

[thembuzz]

i think what you've done there, emef, is confuse real life with some incest porn

[KuffDam]

fuck off ya cockaney wank

I'm from the Midlands, ya shower.
Didn't fuckin stay tho!

[emef]

dont say midlands as if thats better

its so laughably not

[KuffDam]

I'm still not convinced you're not wiping my grandads arse everyday. I'm going to strive to never know though.

[emef]

its all old burds where i work
so
unless
your grandads a really convincing 90 yo tranny
i'm not wiping his arse


gimme his address, some andrex and a tenner though, i do freelance

[KuffDam]

If I take after him you might need wirecutters too occasionally.

[emef]

i dont even know what that means, but it sounds un-nice












100% rosie atm

obviously

[KuffDam]

Rosie looks like a fucking plastic faced doll. Fizz would be 'grateful'. I mean look at her, she has dandruff all over her flabby tits.

[thembuzz]

100% rosie atm

obviously

"why are you looking at me like that, grandpa forshaw?"

[KuffDam]

"your hands smell like me Nan"

I'll stop now. After hitting that jaunty little Post Quick Reply! button naturally.

[Paddy]

wtf wrong thred.

[spoon]

i can't say that i'm drawn to the large ginger man with the rugby world cup in the first picture.

[emef]

"why are you looking at me like that, grandpa forshaw?"

its my good luck and hers that i'm not her grandad

[love_tempo]

dont say midlands as if thats better

its so laughably not

yousoundlikeloz ha ha ha ;)

[KuffDam]

they're like an olde married couple

[emef]

yousoundlikeloz ha ha ha ;)




loz'n'me'r'1



can't believe you haven't worked that out by now ya div

[thembuzz]

its my good luck and hers that i'm not her grandad

that's the single most sinister combination of words i've ever read

[emef]

that is how that combination of words were designed

thankyou

[thembuzz]

michael forshaw, technofiddler

[emef]

michael forshaw, technofiddler



first violin in the childrens orchestra

if you please

[KuffDam]

I won young musician of the year

[thembuzz]

what, you mean in a poker game or something?

[KuffDam]

no the real deal

She's 12, she plays piano. Keep her locked up under the stairs.

[thembuzz]

actually, seeing as we're on the subject, can anyone here shed any light on the phenomenon whereby at the age of 28 you suddenly become 273% more attractive to the under-20s? most of the girls i've got talking to in clubs over the last 7 months weren't even born when the goonies came out

[KuffDam]

you're just daydreaming more

[emef]

actually, seeing as we're on the subject, can anyone here shed any light on the phenomenon whereby at the age of 28 you suddenly become 273% more attractive to the under-20s? most of the girls i've got talking to in clubs over the last 7 months weren't even born when the goonies came out

bleh

[thembuzz]

i don't doubt the possibility that i might be confusing real life with a max hardcore film

[love_tempo]

they think you must be rich by now mebe? also manchester = many men turning to the dark side.

[thembuzz]

bleh

nice edit. i think you got away with that one

[thembuzz]

they think you must be rich by now mebe? also manchester = many men turning to the dark side.

the paedo side?

[KuffDam]

nice edit. i think you got away with that one

well how else is he going to get away with those perverted acts in East Germany?

[thembuzz]

i can't think of a better way. but what i do know is, if i were one of his friends, i'd be disgusted with him