why is going out with the cunts you work with such a fuckng trial?

[emef]

fucking neddy fucking spastics

[adsr]

tomorrw I'm forced to the company christmas luncheon, which I can't get out of because they've scheduled everyone to work half day and then go to the luncheon...

I'm gonna stuff my face w/ food and then break out as quickly as possible!!..

[love_tempo]

because pretending not to dislike people is hard unless you are a really good actor.

[isoprax]

I get to experience a couple hours after work today with co-workers. Not exactly looking forward to it. Especially the few I can't even stand while being paid to be near them.

[bob]

bah humbugs all round eh?
I'm going out with everyone from work tonight and cannae wait! bowling all round....

[joe pinapples]

last day at work and we start drinking in half an hour. huzzah for the x-mas lunch.

[iain c]

had ours last sat,everyone lookin flustered,trying hard to make smalltalk which made it worse because nobody apart from me and the suppervisor could hardly speak any english(there all chinese,russian) and they didnt drink,good for me cause it made me look right a right fuckin alcky

[nempsey]

i have to dj at our hugemungous office party tonight. fun and games

[iain c]

hehe no luck mate,so whats it to be then aggadoo,wizard,or some venetian snares????? ;)

[Loz]

I will probably end up in the pub in about an hour. But can't drink too heavily, as I have to drive home again. One shandy for me, then.

[joe pinapples]

Play The Tamperer Featuring Maya - EVERYONE loves that one.

[nempsey]

i have the last two 'now' compilations to satisfy the pop kids. usually get away with playing some actual good music tho, loads of soul and disco, and last year i finished on ace of spades, over a 20k rig ! seriously loud.

[wheezer]

imagine having to travel abroad with the cunts you work with.

[adsr]

My new co-workers at my new job area bought me a very cute tea mug w/ a nice canister to hold my tea in...

I feel like an ass....(shut up kd)

of course I'm not looking forward to going back to the other dept after this to the stupid luncheon....

[spoon]

what's the difference between a lunch and a luncheon? does a luncheon carry on for thousands of years or what?

[adsr]

what's the difference between a lunch and a luncheon? does a luncheon carry on for thousands of years or what?

I think lunch is what you have at a luncheon.

[adsr]

Just about to leave from the luncheon and it went VERY well..

I was the monkey of the party and won 2 very expensive bottles of reserve
wine one red and one white...

I was the biggest winner of the day other than the person who won the
xbox!!..

so it wasn't so bad...:)

[gypsy_cream]

fucking neddy fucking spastics



lolsers

[thembuzz]

i sacked off my work's christmas do last weekend. just didn't turn up. that showed them. someone had to eat my soup. fucking ha

[love_tempo]

my gf won £200 gift vouchers at here party. I'll never have to wash dishes ever again :)

[jukka]

i just had some beers and snacks and even got some gifts....so it wasn't bad at all !

[adsr]

my gf won £200 gift vouchers at here party.


Just found out that my two bottles of wine together are worth about
$150.00 and can be kept for upto 5-10 yrs...
so all in all a nice day for me...

@emef - ya reckin if ya got free stuff, mike it would have made the holiday party better??..

[emef]

only if the free stuff was a gun

[adsr]

LOL!!..

you're in quite a mood today!!..

I'm glad cause your keeping me entertained while I'm at work today..

btw: my nephew told me he got a job at an elderly home as well...you got any tips/words of wisdom about it for me to take to him?!?
(I've already told him about you being pissed on...)

[adsr]

only if the free stuff was a gun

I liked hammer better...

[emef]

btw: my nephew told me he got a job at an elderly home as well...you got any tips/words of wisdom about it for me to take to him?!?


yeah...

try not to get a noticeable hardon while bathing the female clients

they seem to really frown on that

[emef]

I liked hammer better...

yeah me too, but i thought with it being nearly christmas the hands on bloody slaughter of my workmates read less well than a more holiday orientated good old fashioned mass shooting


i didn't want my fellow board members to think i was completely heartless

[adsr]

i let all the ladies here at work read your post...cause they wanted to know what I've been laughing at..
and there is alot of ewww's and "disgusting" going around...
and now the topic has switched to men that like to pee'd on...

nice work....

[emef]

lol i hope you're showing them nice things i post too, i dont want people who live on the other side of the planet to get the wrong idea about me ;)

[Loz]

the topic has switched to men that like to pee'd on...

emef

[emef]

i dont like to be pee'd on, it just seems to happen quite a lot



i've always been lucky like that *chortle*

[adsr]

lol i hope you're showing them nice things i post too, i dont want people who live on the other side of the planet to get the wrong idea about me ;)

yeah, yeah...I've showed them the posts about whipping and such..
no worries...

[adsr]

i dont like to be pee'd on, it just seems to happen quite a lot



i've always been lucky like that *chortle*

LOL!!...

[thembuzz]

i liked to be peed on

[adsr]

stop flirting, andy...

[kams]

i liked to be peed on

Why is that in the past tense? Have you had a change of heart? Or are you speaking from beyond the grave or something?

[emef]

sounds like he had a bad do wi some girl after a big night of drugs and drink

never indulge on the first piss of the day

[thembuzz]

i liked to be peed on, and i continue to like to be peed on

[JonnySpeed]

i like the peeps i work with and we always have a laugh at the pub

[thembuzz]

conformist

[emef]

i like the peeps i work with and we always have a laugh at the pub

i bet you're the boss at your work

[Orang Utan]

i like the peeps i work with and we always have a laugh at the pub



Me too

[JonnySpeed]

i'm not the boss but I do like being pissed on by chicks.

I work with pretty alright people who design websites and are quite good fun to drink with. no shop just interesting stuff and filth.

[emef]

;) happy xmas adey

[JonnySpeed]

happy christmas michael :p

[scott confusion]

There is not one female in the job i do these days.. probs a good thing as the last job i pump every lassie there.

[emef]

considering you worked at a whorehouse sluicing out the peepshow cubicles its nowt to brag about mate ;)

happy xmas scott

[scott confusion]

considering you worked at a whorehouse sluicing out the peepshow cubicles its nowt to brag about mate ;)

happy xmas scott

Ha haa yeah have a good xmass mate... n hope to see ya soon.