What would you like for christmas?

[thepigjockey]

I want one of these:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2007/dec/10/jerboa

[Loz]

don't you ask as well

had virtually every member of my family ring or email me this week asking this question. I've got no fucking idea.

[wheezer]

A drugfuelled menage a trois

[julian]

so far, ive thought of one book...

its sick. when i was a kid, i couldnt believe it when my olds said "i dont know" when asked what they wanted for christmass, and yet now, not so many years further on, i have the same...

its crazy, as, as an 'adult' you just buy the stuff you want. the expensive stuff you maybee cant afford, but then its not like youd write that on some list anyhow.

bahh humbug

[gypsy_cream]

I want one of these:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/video/2007/dec/10/jerboa


saw them on the news this mornin, i instantly squealed with delight ...my boyf slagged me off haha

[julian]

granted, they look pretty nice... (not that i can play the entire video for some reason though)

...bet theyre not as smart as a proper rat though.

[is it rats, or squirels, that are ment to be the smartest of the rodents?]

[penciLneck]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/9802/

http://hup.hu/node/48031

[thembuzz]

i'd like nick griffin's head on a stick. sadly, i couldn't find any pictures of one

[JonnySpeed]

i was seriously considering a Asus Eee PC 701 but bought a core 2 Duo Vaio instead - lovely toy but not quite powerful enough forspending £240 and 7" screen would just be so much better if it was 12" and filled the lid :(

[penciLneck]

they are gonna sell/have sold like hotcakes though. perfect price point, and will drive competition in the future.

compiz looks ace on the little baby.

[thembuzz]

they are gonna sell/have sold like hotcakes though. perfect price point, and will drive competition in the future.


that's a horrible way to talk about the long-eared jerboa

[gypsy_cream]

they look like real life pokemons!!!!

[thepigjockey]

Even der real scientists agree:

"And in terms of mammals, they have one of the biggest ear-to-body ratios out there.... a bit like the Mickey Mouse of the desert, cute and comic in equal measure," Dr Baillie said.

[joe pinapples]

i would like a job for christmas ... or failing that a gobot scooter

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2267/2103404218_aba64e9f4b_m.jpg

fucking ya beezer mum! a GOBOTtm!

[Yer_Maw]

my two front teeth.

[decadnids]

i bought myself a narrowboat ... seeing as i bought it last weekend, i guess it's a "christmas" present to myself!

[KuffDam]

wicked G!

fancy a pint tonite?

[decadnids]

umm, a quick one after work, yeah - have to pick bike up from town anyhow.
will email you.

[julian]

graham -

did they just accept your revised offer then, or was there some ammount of 'negotiation'?

where's it moored currently?

i get to within about 35 mins of oxford every other weekend...

[Orang Utan]

don't you ask as well

had virtually every member of my family ring or email me this week asking this question. I've got no fucking idea.
Full sex with a lady?

[mdk]

this would be nice

http://upload5.postimage.org/239090_39e01ebe2144ba8b8e6dea0 8b133b1c4/PICT5206.jpg

but its a tad too expensive (about 3 grand)

tbh im not bothered about 'stuff', apart from for lili of course.

[gen-eral]

i wanted a My Bloody Valentine ticket, and this wish was granted.

[Loz]

Full sex with a lady?

yeah, but doing it with my sister would just feel wrong

[wheezer]

Go on loz, live for the moment.

[gypsy_cream]

a faberge egg

[adsr]

a faberge egg

my brother went to russia last year and wanted to get a real nice one for my sister n law and found them to be really freaking expensive!!..and he hadn't exchanged enough money to get it...
so he got her one of these (the ones he got her are much, much nicer)
http://ortiz5304.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/russian_dolls3.jpg

but those eggs are alot more expensive than one might think!!...
On my bro's next trip he's still gonna get her one tho...she wants it really badly..;)

[thepigjockey]

lol Those eggs are known for being expensive, have you not seen Octopussy??? Tell your bro to get a new wife.

[adsr]

I saw it a long-long time ago, so I don't know what you're refering to..

nah, my bro wouldn't ever be able to find another lady like his wife who would take care of him like she does...;)
he's better off getting her the freaking egg..

[emef]

yeah, but doing it with my sister would just feel wrong

aye your sister is a bit wild, but i can recommend your mum

[wheezer]

adsr:

A Fabergé egg is any one of sixty-nine jewelled eggs made by Peter Carl Fabergé and his assistants between 1885 and 1917.

Fifty-four of the eggs were made for Alexander III and Nicholas II of Russia, fifty-two of which were presented as Easter eggs.

Seven of the eggs were made for the Kelch family of Moscow.

The eggs are made of precious metals or hard stones decorated with combinations of enamel and gem stones.

Which one of the 69 was he planning on buying?

[adsr]

adsr:



Which one of the 69 was he planning on buying?

I'm guessing that she's not asking for one of the original 69 eggs but rather one like this:
http://superiorcrystal.com/superiorcrystal.cgi/scan/co=yes/fi=products/rf=sku/sf=prod_group/se=Faberge/op=eq/sf=sort_by_cat/se=Porcelain%20Eggs/op=eq.html
or this:
http://superiorcrystal.com/superiorcrystal.cgi/scan/co=yes/fi=products/rf=sku/sf=prod_group/se=Faberge/op=eq/sf=sort_by_cat/se=Crystal%20Eggs/op=eq.html

[decadnids]

http://superiorcrystal.com/photos/lines/FA3505705.jpg

these look fucking awful

[julian]

http://superiorcrystal.com/photos/lines/FA3505705.jpg

these look fucking awful

for some reason there i thought you said -

"these look fucking wild"

...i was about to take issue

[thepigjockey]

That's the 'Faberge Imperial Unicorn Surprise Egg'. I guess the surprise is how shit it is for 319 dollars.

[adsr]

but some are quite interesting to look at:
everyone has their own taste in stuffs they like, it might not be ours,

http://superiorcrystal.com/photos/lines/FA1846L.jpg

http://superiorcrystal.com/photos/lines/FA1892L.jpg

http://superiorcrystal.com/photos/lines/FA1906G.jpg

[thepigjockey]

Why not get a dog's egg? They're free and you can find them everywhere.

[Loz]

"Dog Egg Surprise"

[adsr]

hehehehe

[KuffDam]

but some are quite interesting to look at:
everyone has their own taste in stuffs they like, it might not be ours

no its simpler than that. they are just ugly shite.

[thepigjockey]

but some are quite interesting to look at:
everyone has their own taste in stuffs they like, it might not be ours,


Sometimes you remind me of Ricky:

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/photo_view_big.php?photo=27

[wheezer]

Some times you remind me of Sebastian Bach, tpj

[thepigjockey]

Sometimes you remind me of Bubbles, Wheezer.

[wheezer]

That would make me the brains of the operation - I can live with that.

[julian]

nah, my bro wouldn't ever be able to find another lady like his wife who would take care of him like she does...;)
he's better off getting her the freaking egg..

http://superiorcrystal.com/photos/lines/FA3505705.jpg

Egg... Wife...

Wife... Egg....

Hmm... tough choice.

[Loz]

That would make me the brains of the operation - I can live with that.

unless he means Michael Jackson's dead monkey

[wheezer]

would be quite out of step - judging from your comment you are not familiar with the Canadian oeuvre that is Trailer Park Boys. Please rectify.

http://www.hula-la.com/girl_images/bubblesmug.jpg

[leatherface]

http://www.dragunet.net/Ganja/Adihash2.JPEG

[wheezer]

I used to own that shirt.