motherfucking phone bills...

[Paddy]

i just got stung for £129 from vodafone, after apparently making 9 hours of outgoing calls last month. i spend the minimum amount of time possible making phone calls, i never go over my free 200 minutes, and my bill is never more than the 27 bucks i'm meant to pay for it. i haven't managed to peruse my itemised bill yet, but the only explanation i can think of is my wonderful half peruvian flatmate has phoned motherfucking lima when i've had my back turned...

i am RAGING.

[phil2]

o dear me, that is what must have happened. are u goona kick the fuk put of him?
thinking about movint to lima 2012... should i? lot of going, property pittance 40 bedrrom hotwels 150K etcccertrre

[Tec]

Wanna buy a hotel out there Phil? Good idea that, lots of trustafari backpackers coming through there, good business sense.

[Paddy]

o dear me, that is what must have happened. are u goona kick the fuk put of him?
thinking about movint to lima 2012... should i? lot of going, property pittance 40 bedrrom hotwels 150K etcccertrre

nah but i'm gonna give her a fucking good talking to. if it was her that is, i may be jumping to conclusions.

[TimB]

That's a dull yin and no mistaking Paddy.

Hope you can get the cash back without too much hassle.

[Paddy]

aye me too, the fucker's also pumped me 100 bucks over my overdraft, so there'll be a nice wee bank charge on that bish as well. no happy likes.

[gypsy_cream]

shes a dick

[Paddy]

yer pretty much.

[JonnySpeed]

pimp her out to yer mates and make her pay x10 the amount back for her freedom