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kams
22nd November 2007, 10:38
I'm off work today after being sick numerous times last night - feeling fucking rough.
Now a neighbours car, parked right outside our bedroom window, has had its alarm going of for about 40 mins with no signs of stopping. They're obviously at work. ITS DOING MY FUCKING HEAD IN!

Anyone know how to disable an alarm on an Audi A4?
Patrick
22nd November 2007, 10:40
I think you stand on the bonnet and repeatedly blast the engine with a shotgun.

hth.
wheezer
22nd November 2007, 10:40
drop 2 tons of flaming elephant shit on it. sorted.
Yer_Maw
22nd November 2007, 10:42
The exact same thing happened to me last week, except it was my neighbours house alarm.

FUCKING DAFT MACHINES
kams
22nd November 2007, 10:42
I have neither a shotgun or elephant shit in that quantity..

AAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

its not even regular.. it keeps stopping for 5 seconds then going again.

I'm getting close to calling the cops.
Orang Utan
22nd November 2007, 12:14
You're in South London. I doubt they'd do owt about it
kams
22nd November 2007, 12:16
Its just started again after a twenty minute break.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
joe pinapples
22nd November 2007, 12:17
listen mate just drop a mitsi and get on one. traffic cone on the head, hi-vis vest, disco whistle, fly vicks mask LARGIN it in lahndand.
wheezer
22nd November 2007, 12:21
in my family it is actually customary to treat such vehicles with excrement. is there no dog product around you could pick up with a stick and use to leave a message on said cars windshield?
Orang Utan
22nd November 2007, 13:17
Pour some thermite all over it
kams
22nd November 2007, 13:22
play scrabble foo
Patrick
22nd November 2007, 13:30
Ring the old bill and tell them "not been funny but I saw some of them bearded asian looking fellas putting a rucksack in the back and running off. I ain't no racialist or noffin but, well, you can't be too careful can you. And I think one of them might have had a hook for a hand".

They'll be around to blow it up within the hour.
les diamond
22nd November 2007, 13:47
tell them there is a suspicious package in the front seat or that the back seat is ticking or smells like anthrax lol


that should get it towed real quick or at least entertain you while you are sick with a free show. call from somewhere besides your home though and anonymously. go to a neighbor's house you hate and call from there
JE:5
22nd November 2007, 14:59
World Of Shit is also an album by anarcho-hardcore band Doom ;)
joe pinapples
22nd November 2007, 15:01
isnt World of Shit down next to Leather Klass in the town, near Trongate?