can you tell the difference between the moisturised toilet roll and the cheap shit?

[emef]

no pun intended






i cant tell the difference, maybe my arse isn't highly tuned enough for the phenomenon that is moisturised bog roll

[Sheridan]

I can tell.
the toilet paper at my work isn't totally cheap, but it is kind of ruff.
at home I use the stuff with aloe in it.
it is ace, and actually not too expensive.

[emef]

I can tell.



puff

[Loz]

I never buy cheap toilet roll, because of a bad 'finger through the roll' incident a few years ago

got to be at least 3 ply

[thepigjockey]

newspaper 4 life.

[emef]

nah ya end up wi chanelle and ziggies love life print smears right up the crack of yer arse... no one wants that

[ivan]

phonebooks for life!!!



as i am an expert in this field. i can say that royal asses are used to soft seats, they enjoy chairs from the barock era... we normal people have buns of steel cause we sit on hard wooden workingclass kitchen chairs. so thats why you won´t bother that soft expensive toilet rolls.

[thepigjockey]

nah ya end up wi chanelle and ziggies love life print smears right up the crack of yer arse... no one wants that

I see your point, but on the plus side it gives a whole new dimension to sudoku and crosswords.

[julian]

you know those colds where your nose keeps spewing for more than the normal day or so?

i find that if i keep wiping my nose with normal toilet roll, it eventually gets red/sore/chapped etc. whilst if i use that aloe stuff my snout comes through a lot better off

[grobelaar]

maybe if you've got some heinous dangleberries - the moistorised stuff is a comfort.

[emef]

I see your point, but on the plus side it gives a whole new dimension to sudoku and crosswords.

hehe you make an excellent point sir :)

[terminal viscosity]

I never buy cheap toilet roll, because of a bad 'finger through the roll' incident a few years ago

got to be at least 3 ply

its interesting that you didnt say accident

whose finger was it?

[emef]

lol

[thepigjockey]

dangleberries


Where's dan gulberry? He'd have something to say on this subject.

PS I read 'motorised' when I first read this.

[gypsy_cream]

i can defo tell the difference....i reckon most females can

[garew]

I don't use toilet paper. I have a "technique"

[joe pinapples]

knowing how to dig a vegetable plot is having 'a technique'


having a stinking shitey arse is not having 'a technique'

[wheezer]

I can tell the difference.

but then, I'm confident that I can differentiate between Pepsi Max bottled in Denmark, Sweden or Finland.

[Brownthing]

Anyone who likes wiping their arse with moist toilet paper is sick.

[Sheridan]

Anyone who likes wiping their arse with moist toilet paper is sick.



who said anything about it being moist?

has anyone used a bidet?

[gypsy_cream]

had a bidet at my old house...well cool

[JE:5]

My dad started buying scented bog roll for some odd reason, it's fucking horrible.

[Paddy]

had a bidet at my old house...well cool


bidets are the fucking TITS.

[gypsy_cream]

lolsers rofl m8

[Hand on the Plow]

ever had bidet sex?

[gypsy_cream]

had sex with a bidet?

[joe pinapples]

is that when u have sex with an ozzie and then after when yer walking down the street he shouts out the window "its for washing yer arse in" - and u have a wee laugh to yourself like thats charming?

if so sort it out hand on the flow.

[grobelaar]

bidets should be more commonplace - much better than scraping sheets of bog roll across your arse.

[Sheridan]

bidets should be more commonplace - much better than scraping sheets of bog roll across your arse.


they are supposed to be more hygienic, no?
I thought I heard that somewhere.
maybe that is why us americans are so aggressive.
we haven't cleaned our bottoms well enough.

[Orang Utan]

The moist tissue feels, well, moist and the dry paper feels, well, dry
Duur

[gypsy_cream]

nah theres dry toilet paper which is meant to be moisturising ....the aloe vera andrex for example

[Orang Utan]

Oh right, I've only 'encountered' the wet wipe type

[gypsy_cream]

wet wipes are very NOT good for wipin yer arse after a shit


edit*oooops ....

[Sheridan]

wipin yer arse after a shit


I thought that was what we were talking about.

[garew]

what about anti bacterial toilet paper? Kinda ironic.

[joe pinapples]

I thought that was what we were talking about.

yeh but birds wipe their fandarillo's also *tips nose*

[gypsy_cream]

I thought that was what we were talking about.




you can wipe other parts of your body too you knoiw!!! huhhhhh

[garew]

Like your mouth

[thembuzz]

you can wipe other parts of your body too you knoiw!!! huhhhhh

but whenever else would you wipe your arse, except after a shit?

[gypsy_cream]

after a heavy session of anal sex? or running and u got bum sweat? or u put too much piles cream on? i dunno ....JEEZ

[garew]

haha, yeah baby

[thembuzz]

that's not really proper wiping, though, is it? i mean, it is, by definition, yeah, but not really. it is to wiping what rinsing a mug out is to doing the washing-up