Sheridan vs. TheTonewrecker..Haiku War Vol. 2

[thetonewrecker]

now waits patiently
line drawn in the dirt at feet
friendly game will start

[7875]

i think he's sleepin. i'll wake em up.

[Sheridan]

I will cross the line
the sleeper has awakened
friends are in battle

[phil]

tonewrecker, why are you selling all that stuff on your website?

[thetonewrecker]

cafepress silly
novelty items for sure
why not spread techno

[thetonewrecker]

I am goofy guy
sense of humor is good too
stocking stuffer ha!

[thetonewrecker]

Phil needs a hot thong
they are for sale on the site
singing in high pitch

[Sheridan]

items are big laugh
I so love the techno thong
does girl come with it?

[thetonewrecker]

tonewrecker army
not as big as KISS army
Gene Simmons big tongue

[thetonewrecker]

Paul Langley got one
his lady loves techno too
she is not for sale

[thetonewrecker]

winter now passes
grey clouds promise rain will come
wash the sand away

[el artículo]

correr de pregunta redondea
las cosas deshaciendo ahora
la función cuadrática

[Sheridan]

I want to support
your paul birken techno wares
but I am so broke.:(

when cash flow resumes
quickly I will place order
and have some new threads:)

[thetonewrecker]

3rd Bass was good group
how could you not like Gas Face
light the cigar up

[thetonewrecker]

ocean tide will draw
swimmers to watery death
bye bye rubber duck

[Sheridan]

pop goes the weasel
disses on vanilla ice
music should be fun

[thetonewrecker]

war continues on
gremlins hide batteries for
television trap

[Sheridan]

I will see rollins
do spoken word tomorrow
aging punk icon

[Sheridan]

I go to D.C.
and have lunch with my good friend
puts smile on face

[thetonewrecker]

confusion backlash
climb tree with missing limbs yet
sun remains hidden

[thetonewrecker]

Black Flag is no joke
hard music for hard times youth
sst rock on

[Sheridan]

see the one armed blonde?
high in the tree, waive to her
so she will come down

[phil]

do you sell things to anywhere in the world?

[phil]

this thread is bent.

[Sheridan]

black flag was intense
lets have a tv party!
but the war is on

I have seen henry
he comes from my home town, wow
D.C. can be cool.

[thetonewrecker]

forty five dollars
and a six pack to my name
six pack classic jam

[Sheridan]

time to go to lunch
make trip into the city
to be continued...

[thetonewrecker]

inside out thoughts run
alongside daily output
public unaware

[thetonewrecker]

try bread with no crust
play show that is not a bust
friends you still can trust

[thetonewrecker]

bandwidth equates truth
put on the squeeze to test it
bounce back no problem

[jess-ssej]

D.C. is so cool
saw oakie at the nation
*shudder* ...sins of past

[thetonewrecker]

Ian left for lunch
work requires number crunch
sip Hawaiin Punch

[thetonewrecker]

look a snowboard freak
no more snow to ride on so
grab the car bumper

[jess-ssej]

work shmerk just say no
no work for me to do here
lucky girl I am

[thetonewrecker]

office hooligan
playing paper football game
knocking down the boss

[jess-ssej]

bumpers equal ouch
suckfest 2003, dude
road rash is no good

was RR virgin
then got dropped on curb...knee scarred
all trust is now lost!

[thetonewrecker]

rolling with punches
ninja manuevers work well
do you have black suit?

[thetonewrecker]

throwing stars are good
slice air like frozen pizza
falling off of truck

[thetonewrecker]

square dance in high heels
switch channels automatic
contemplate fever

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by jess-ssej
D.C. is so cool
saw oakie at the nation
*shudder* ...sins of past

oakie has frequent
nation, the club to do drugs
buzz is now long gone


I do not miss buzz
they never played good techno
trance was the staple:(

juan atkins will play
at new party, at new spot
see techno legend??

[thetonewrecker]

I'm losing my edge
they are breathing down my neck
I'm losing my edge

[grobelaar]

What is this haiku?
Some strange adversarial combat
with two old masters

[jess-ssej]

I hear your friends are...
more relevant than my friends
...I'm losing my edge

[jess-ssej]

it's five seven five
grobe-laar you must learn the form
ninja you're not - yet

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by jess-ssej
it's five seven five
grobe-laar you must learn the form
ninja you're not - yet

eh, I thought it was, not very good with syllables though... correct it for me... not done Haiku before...

[MUX]

Me a Y, you give.
Y!
Me an O, you give.
O!
Me a D, you give.
D!
Me an A, you give.
A!
What spell, it does?
Yoda
It louder, you say.
YODA!
Not hear you, I can!
Y-O-D-A-!

[thetonewrecker]

Grobe gets correction
MUX speaks star wars crazy talk
world spirals downwards

[MUX]

downward spirals
constant reminder of screws
something you done
but spare us the news

[invisibleplanet]

one last temptation
soon sojourn into childsplay
a new phase begins

create a new space
where children can imagine
free from the grumps*

their dream yields the form
their inspiration provides the key
they mould their future

show them their power
i will be their instrument
and help them flower

*grown-ups

[tsr_fredrik]

what is this crazy talk.
you speak like ancient ninja.
maybe I should take a walk.

[Sheridan]

haiku helps to calm
boredom that I feel sometimes
and impress the girls.

[thetonewrecker]

frostwave analog
sequencer arrived today
holy fucking shit

[phil zero]

ah, tonewrecker san,
up to your old tricks again?
some things never change.