are you a nightmare?

[emef]

it seems that when i'm sober i'm alright for public consumption, even though when i'm sober i hate nearly everyone i meet

and when i've had a few drinks i start to see what might possibly be ok about people, but also when i've had a few drinks i apparently become a cunt to them

what are the chances? BUMMER!!!!!!

i only like people when i'm drunk and people only like me when i'm sober

thats funny

[Loz]

you don't need to drink, mate

you're always a cunt to me

[emef]

cheers loz

i always know where i am wi you xxx lol

[thembuzz]

i'm just a cunt

[Loz]

if you're only a cunt to people who you hate when you're sober, what's the problem?

[emef]

uugghh pointless thread

[garew]

I drank with a girl the other night, my sisters friend, who is probably the most obnoxious person I have ever met. She IS Parker Posey, basically. The voice, everything. And she's really evil and says horrible things about people, but she's also incredibly attractive. I found I wanted to fuck her while also strangling her to death. Never before have I been a homicidal person until that night. Im still fantasing about it. That fucking witch cunt

[don___quixote]

my pussy has four legs.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Parker Posey gives me the horn.

[skosh]

i try not to be a nightmare but i'm sure i've been called that by someone before, not gonna mention any names cos his kids post on here, ah they're my kids too, now there's a hint lol

[AVX23]

I've got that suburban bass tune 'I am a nightmare walking' in my head now - damn :)

[bob]

thats a belter

[Orang Utan]

I drank with a girl the other night, my sisters friend, who is probably the most obnoxious person I have ever met. She IS Parker Posey, basically. The voice, everything. And she's really evil and says horrible things about people, but she's also incredibly attractive. I found I wanted to fuck her while also strangling her to death. Never before have I been a homicidal person until that night. Im still fantasing about it. That fucking witch cunt
mmmm hatefuck

[Orang Utan]

I'm a good drunk I'm told - don't get nasty or lairy or overamorous or maudlin - I just have a laugh

[garew]

yep, hatefuck, I didn't know I had it in me.

[drop]

people tell me that they can't tell when i'm fucked up

i don't know if that good
or
bad

[Sheridan]

the type of person I am when drunk depends on a few factors.
certain drinks can get different reactions out of me. like if I drink cheap beer I tend to get more aggressive. usually I am not generally an angry drunk, but if I am in a shitty mood before drinking I can be a bit of a twat later. I tend to not give a fuck anyway and I end up talking shit to entertain myself.