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Paddy
30th May 2007, 15:07
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6703423.stm

Sheridan
30th May 2007, 15:29
fuck art - lets kill.

oh, wait. :-p

adsr
31st May 2007, 00:57
ruff!!..

leatherface
31st May 2007, 01:32
9 Goats Rescued from Military Experiment Lab
How many times have we heard that a job is impossible? That’s exactly what we thought when we heard about diving experiments being carried out for the navy by QinetiQ at the Centre for Human Sciences. Experience however has taught us that where there is a will, there’s a way.

Every year dozens of goats are killed in decompression and recompression experiments. They are put into hyperbaric chambers and the pressure is increased or decreased to extreme levels. The animals are used over and over until the ordeal becomes too much and they die.

We had a tight time-scale, as reconnaissance had revealed this to be a busy area, surrounded by military bases. The difficult decision had been taken to only bring in one removal van, as loading any more in this area was going to bring it on top. Once dusk had settled we went to work, cutting through the perimeter fence of the ex-MOD base. Within minutes we had gained access to the goat enclosure and began rounding up the smaller animals.

As soon as everyone had a goat, and the lookouts had given the all-clear, we set off across the adjacent golf course, over a small fence nearby and jogged over open heath to the van. The van door slammed shut and as it disappeared on the road to freedom, we made our way along the beach to our vehicle.

The nine beautiful young goats all made it safely to their new homes, where they can live out the rest of their natural lives free from a crushing death in the hyperbaric chamber.

JE:5
31st May 2007, 13:16
Thought this was going to be about the film, incidentally, has anyone seen 'The Last Horror Movie' it's like a british version of Man Bites Dog, pretty good.

emef
31st May 2007, 13:18
yeah saw the last horror movie a few months ago... fucking great, made me a bit worried the guy was gonna walk in and kill us while we were watching it haha (we bought it at the dvd shop in luton airport, they had loads of mad films stocked) random fact
i thought this was gonna be about the man bites dog film too... classic film
vegetarian artist eats dog = fucking lame

Paddy
31st May 2007, 13:21
don't any of you philistines know fine art when you see it?

emef
31st May 2007, 13:25
if you like it i'm definitely on the right track by thinking its shit ;)

Paddy
31st May 2007, 13:32
hahaha!

kupsch
31st May 2007, 14:48
i want to see both man bites dog and last horror movie. soon.

automaton
31st May 2007, 19:57
"The corgi, which died at a breeding farm, was minced and cooked with
apple, onion and seasoning."

Doesn't sound too bad actually. Still wouldn't eat it though.