Why are girls always cold?

[Orang Utan]

And why do they never dress adequately, since they know they are gonna feel cold, despite being boiling? So you have to lend them a cardie or a jacket which they never remember to give you back? Why? WHY? WHY? WHY?WHY?WHY?

[V Knid esq]

Same reason, when you go "I'm going to the shop/chippie/whatever - do you want something?" they always go "no I'm fine, really", even after you've asked them if they're sure 3 times to be certain, then the moment you come back go "oh that looks nice, can I have a chip? Oh can I get a plate and have a bit of that actually?"

[Orang Utan]

Oh yeah:
"I'm getting a pizza, do you want one?'
"No, I'll just have a slice of yours'
"I'm hungry though, I want the whole pizza for myself. It's OK, I'll get you a pizza, it's my treat"
"S'ok, I'll just have a little slice of yours"
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[JonnySpeed]

dunno... maybe get to know some girls that dress and eat properly?

[Orang Utan]

This seems to almost universal IME. Apart from Northern lasses - they go the other way - eat lots of pie and wear next to nothing in a blizzard

[JonnySpeed]

'girlie' girls seem to be more interested in fitting a mold where they have certain unform irrespective of the weather and feel guilty having fast food. I wouldn't say that universal... i know loads of women thatare willing to wear jeans, jumpers and coats like normal people and eat the same as everybody else when you get a takeaway.

Quick solution: let them be cold and don't give them any of your takeaway. They might quickly take out jackets with them and order what they want when they are asked.

its not being a bastard, its just not pandering to girlie mentality

[thembuzz]

yeah, fucking women! doesn't it just make you want to follow them home, stab them 25 times and bury them in a forest somewhere?

[Orang Utan]

Bollocks, I don't hang around with girly girls as you describe them. I'm talking about normal women who get cold and need a cardy in the middle of June, whatever they are wearing. My point is that they never seem to learn and always have to get a cardy off a bloke

[thembuzz]

'girlie' girls seem to be more interested in fitting a mold where they have certain unform irrespective of the weather and feel guilty having fast food. I wouldn't say that universal... i know loads of women thatare willing to wear jeans, jumpers and coats like normal people and eat the same as everybody else when you get a takeaway.

Quick solution: let them be cold and don't give them any of your takeaway. They might quickly take out jackets with them and order what they want when they are asked.

its not being a bastard, its just not pandering to girlie mentality

so women are sometimes rational human beings with free will and an aptitude for critical thought... just like men! this one blew my mind, i can tell you. i'm glad we've got such enlightened souls as yourself here to counter these occasional waves of misogyny

[adsr]

I don't know what to say about the coat situation...I usually try to dress accordingly...

except to say it's nice to wear a handsome's man coat that you care for....the smell of him...
it's nice...

as for food...I tend to order and eat my own, but always end up eating some of his too if he's not eating it....

maybe it's a part of what we see true intimate friendship/relationships as being...
what's mine is yours and vice versa..
and it's not thought about or questioned....it just is...

but if it's a random girl acquaintance then I can see how it would be annoying...

[JonnySpeed]

guess i'm just selective :)

one of my best mate's goes out with a girlie girl who dressing for the destination we are going to and never takes thing like coats with her... she also moans like a cunt constantly about most things and sulks alot. we all hate her and just think she is a bit challenged. All her other girlie mates are just as weird and annoying. They also think that Essex night clubs are classy and blokes 'have really made an effort' when they wear a shirt, smart trousers and shoes after getting their haircut styled like a lesbian. says it all to me.

[love_tempo]

what I want to know is why I am always hot even if everyone else is bloody freezing. I need to move to finland, but my gf wouldn't follow for orang utan's reason.

[Orang Utan]

I dunno - I don't understand how you can say you are freezing when it's May.
I can feel a bit nippy around 12 or 13 degrees, but anything more than that, it's a sweater at the very most that you need, certainly not a coat

[bracket]

I dunno - I don't understand how you can say you are freezing when it's May.


I can quite easily say that cos it is May and it is bloody cold.

[Orang Utan]

No it isn't!

[adsr]

OU, I think that what you're really sayin..
why can't I find a girl that carries a cow-suit in her purse??

[MJimD]

Pretty nippy in London today, just how I like it.

As for adsr's penchant for smelly men's coats, I like receiving coats back from favoured chilly girl friends; they smell nice, cheaper than dry cleaning.

[Orang Utan]

OU, I think that what you're really sayin..
why can't I find a girl that carries a cow-suit in her purse??

Nah, I'm not talking about partners necessarily, just girls in general.
My problem is getting involved with too many girls who I don't really like that much but am too polite/cowardly to turn down. 8-() The only girls I ever want to actively pursue are unavailable. grrrr.

[JonnySpeed]

one of the things i love about my two best female friends is that they dress normally, eat what they like and go camping, running, boarding and the like without crying they are cold/wet/tired :)

[adsr]

Nah, I'm not talking about partners necessarily, just girls in general.
My problem is getting involved with too many girls who I don't really like that much but am too polite/cowardly to turn down. 8-() The only girls I ever want to actively pursue are unavailable. grrrr.


which is to say that you are choosing girls that you know are
unavailable...so perhaps it means you're not really interested in
having that kind of relationship right now w/ anyone...

as for being cowardly...that one trait in a man that I for some reason very much despise..don't care too much about the superficial...money, clothing, car, his ability to supply me a great coat when I'm cold...
what matters is a man who's honest....and doesn't care what others think about it...because it's right..
lately, I've been meeting men that care abit too much about themselves...

anyways..as for your situation..
when you go out w/ a girl, i think you should just be bold and tell the girl when you pick her up..if you're going out w/ me..bring your own coat, don't eat my food, no complaining...and speak only when directly spoken too...
I think that might solve some of your problems..

[Orang Utan]

What an astounding analysis - I shall take it on board. The next time I go home with a lass, before anything happens, I shall say, 'by the way, you can't have a bit of my pizza and bring your own coat' - that will work wonders!

[skosh]

i'm the opposite, i get too hot, i'm told i'm like a radiator in bed lol

but i must admit i liked wearing my manfriends warm hoody when he left it at my place, wasn't even my colour :D

as for food i order it eat a tiny amount and he finishes it off

[Orang Utan]

You're my kind of lass skosh

[skosh]

haha thanks orang made my day cos i'm feeling old, fat and ugly at the moment, i'm on holiday for 6 weeks with my sister and she keeps making me eat chocolate lol

[adsr]

haha thanks orang made my day cos i'm feeling old, fat and ugly at the moment, i'm on holiday for 6 weeks with my sister and she keeps making me eat chocolate lol


chocolate at just the right time is the best...
nothing wrong w/ that..:)
I'm going back to a restaurant next week just to have a hugh chocolate
calzone w/ ice cream......chocolate makes life a little better..esp when you miss someone..

also...I've been told I'm like a radiator too!!..
my temp runs a bit higher than 98.6...like at 99/100degrees...
I've only met one other person who's actually warm to the touch
like me...weird....altho when I get cold...I get crazy cold..my legs and feet will ache...

:)

[thepigjockey]

I dunno about the whole coat thing, never met any girls like that, or, tbh, the chips thing. They sound like like they don't have much common sense anyway..

However, I do know this:

Women's feet were designed specifically to sap ALL the heat from a man's feet, especially in bed.

[Loz]

not me, I have the coldest feet in history

[ivan]

bwaa, all women get to hot! i usually have to sleep in a little, wake up a little and then try to manoeuvre my stuck body parts and it takes great effort/technique to get them loose... and it´s like a mission, cause you don´t want her to wake up noticing your struggle for cold.

[thepigjockey]

And they steal duvets. hmph.

[ivan]

it´s crazy!

[terminal viscosity]

My point is that they never seem to learn and always have to get a cardy off a bloke


blokes dont wear cardies

[Orang Utan]

I have a cardie

[terminal viscosity]

then your not a bloke. your a chap

[thembuzz]

I dunno - I don't understand how you can say you are freezing when it's May.


you would understand if you lived in manchester

[bracket]

Its cold again today.

[Orang Utan]

No, it's not, you soft Southern shandy-drinking poove

[Orang Utan]

you would understand if you lived in manchester

I'm from Leeds fella, which is why I rarely feel cold, whilst all these effete Southerners are putting on massive Puffa jackets in May

[Loz]

ginger people don't feel the cold as much as normals, though

it's the scottish ancestry, innit

[nempsey]

it's biological, women are actually a bit colder than blokes, the blood goes from their extremities at about 2 degrees warmer than in blokes so that's why they always have cold feet and hands

[bracket]

ginger people don't feel the cold as much as normals, though

it's the scottish ancestry, innit

I have told my brother for years that ginger people have 1 less layer of skin than say dark or fair haired people.

Thats why they get lobstered in the sun.

He is a gullible lad...

;)

[thembuzz]

I'm from Leeds fella, which is why I rarely feel cold, whilst all these effete Southerners are putting on massive Puffa jackets in May

good lad

[bracket]

I'm from Leeds fella, which is why I rarely feel cold, whilst all these effete Southerners are putting on massive Puffa jackets in May

The reason i am wearing a jacket is because there is sleet and hail falling from the sky where i live....

Yeh its really warm today.

[Orang Utan]

Where are you?

[bracket]

Buckinghamshire

I ain't one to normally feel the cold but i reckon it has been abnormally cold for May over the last few days.

[aleks]

women who have got cold hands also have got cold hearts...

[soulcheck]

All women have cold hearts.

[bracket]

Mine doesn't

I must be lucky

[soulcheck]

That's cause you're cold hearted too.

[joe pinapples]

All this chat reminds me of Cold Heart Part 2 by DMX Krew I love that record

[Lady E]

1) Fashionable blokes are wearing cardies and looking nice in them

2) Im a bit of a fashion victim and would rather freeze half to death than borrow anyone's top, unless it went with my outfit. The weather is very changeable at the moment and also what about those spontaneous days when you end up staying out all day and all night? We females can't predict every eventuality.

hello everyone. its half term.

[Sheridan]

hello emma, I hope all is well.

[Orang Utan]

Hello emma, long time no, er, type! Your presence has been missed. How are the tykes?

[thembuzz]

it's emma!

one of my mates is just about to qualify from a crash teaching course - i've hardly seen anything of her either for the last 12 months

[Lady E]

all good ta, but i just dont have the brain space for forums during term time. its a shame because reading through some of the drivel , ahem, chat, from the last few weeks i have actually chortled to myself on several occasions. I've got the summer holidays to bolster my post count anyway. How is everyone doing? any major news that i have missed?

[Orang Utan]

Loz got laid

[Orang Utan]

Only joking

[thembuzz]

no, it's true. i felt sorry for him

[Orang Utan]

I felt sorry for her

[Loz]

haha - I wish

[Sheridan]

any major news that i have missed?

did no one tell you about bloc?
surely you knew about bloc.
bloc!
bloc!
bloc!

[Orang Utan]

Oh yea Bloc was ace. I dressed as a cow and Loz dressed as some kind of woman.

[adsr]

jello emma..

:)

[Patrick]

reading through some of the drivel , ahem, chat, from the last few weeks i have actually chortled to myself on several occasions
Emma, no need to lie just cos you've not been around recently. You're usual brutal honesty will do.:)

[Lady E]

what was bloc? do tell.

[bracket]

http://www.no-future.com/erutufon/showthread.php?t=23655&highlight=bloc

[bob]

what was bloc? do tell.

please don't start that again!