favourite spoon (or any other piece of cutlery) [Archive]

adsr

4th May 2007, 02:06

yeah, vegetable sushi.
but I use chopsticks most dishes.
I love them.

true story: (cause I'm bored at work)
I went to chinatown in SF and it was a place that we found deep in
china town - and they had no cutlry on the table and I didn't realize this till the food was served....I had the most embarrasing time trying to eat w/ the chopsticks..., till this old chinese lady come out from the back and hands me a fork and kettle of jasmine tea....I felt so embarrassed because I look around me and the hostess and the waitress and cashier were all giggling...
so I think the tea was to make me not feel so embarassed...
The food was unbelieveable awesome...
I've never had better chinese food
than that...since then I've learned to use chopsticks...

soulcheck

4th May 2007, 02:08

true story: (cause I'm bored at work)
I went to chinatown in SF and it was a place that we found deep in
china town - and they had no cutlry on the table and I didn't realize this till the food was served....I had the most embarrasing time trying to eat w/ the chopsticks..., till this old chinese lady come out from the back and hands me a fork and kettle of jasmine tea....I felt so embarrassed because I look around me and the hostess and the waitress and cashier were all giggling...
so I think the tea was to make me not feel so embarassed...
The food was unbelieveable awesome...
I've never had better chinese food
than that...since then I've learned to use chopsticks...

That's fascinating! :illin:

operator

4th May 2007, 02:17

a Sgian Dubh that ma mate gave me...

Sheridan

4th May 2007, 02:22

soulcheck

4th May 2007, 02:23

yeah, chopsticks can be tricky at first.
I can eat pretty much anything with them.

Soups?

operator

4th May 2007, 02:24

whats charlie sheens favourite spoon?
answers on a peice of tin foil....

tin foil is like gold dust in the clink at the moment...

since they changed the tunnocks and kit kat wrappers to plastic

Sheridan

4th May 2007, 02:26

Soups?

I was waiting for that.
I did say pretty much anything. :illin:

adsr

4th May 2007, 02:29

That's fascinating! :illin:
whadaya want!?!
I'm fucking bored here at work!!

soulcheck

4th May 2007, 02:30

I was waiting for that.
I did say pretty much anything. :illin:

And I was waiting for you to point this out ;)

adsr

4th May 2007, 02:30

a Sgian Dubh that ma mate gave me...

what?

operator

4th May 2007, 02:36

most of you have such shan chat, i forgot thats why i stopped reading this shite.
cheers... banter void

adsr

4th May 2007, 02:42

most of you have such shan chat, i forgot thats why i stopped reading this shite.
cheers... banter void

ah..before you leave
could you please atleast take pity on our poor ignorant souls
and explain what the fuck a Sgian Dubh is and what
does shan chat mean??...

bracket

4th May 2007, 08:06

most of you have such shan chat, i forgot thats why i stopped reading this shite.
cheers... banter void

oooh get her...

gypsy_cream

4th May 2007, 08:09

most of you have such shan chat, i forgot thats why i stopped reading this shite.
cheers... banter void

hope you are not referring to my thread subject. ya pelt.

hektor ruiez

4th May 2007, 08:23

egg spoon

gypsy_cream

4th May 2007, 08:24

i'd like a pamplemousse spoon

gypsy_cream

4th May 2007, 08:30

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/ModernMechanix/8-1933/lrg_grapefruit_conquered.jpg

Loz

4th May 2007, 08:40

Every spoon is sacred.

emef

4th May 2007, 11:27

m,y favourite spoon is a teasppoon which has "property of ramsey street" engraved onto the back of it.
and you?

haha i think i remember seeing that at yours
i'm sure you made quite a big deal about it lol

i haven't got a favourite spoon, i do have a least favourite spoon, my face drops every time i am handed one of these to eat a pudding, which btw these spoons are not designed for so obviously my host is an uncouth bastard

the one in the middle... fucking despise soup spoons

http://www.jrobinson.com/data/individual/individual_04s.jpg

thepigjockey

4th May 2007, 11:45

From http://idiotica.co.uk/archive/briansewell/images/banner_spoon.gif

#1 - The tea spoon

It is a fool who, when engaged in a debate on the merits of the spoon de thé, starts wringing his hands, looks to high heaven and dismisses this diminutive utensil due to its very lack of size.

To do this is a folly worthy of any cheap French farce.

Just to hold a teaspoon is to love it. Clear, unfussy lines are the order of the day here – the head sits atop the handle with pride and no little conviction. One can use this bright, perfect, stainless bit of beauty to add sweetening goodness to not only one’s tea but also coffee or chocolat chaud.

It is also a godsend when eating that stalwart of the English breakfast table, the humble boiled egg. And you can fit a teaspoon in your waistcoat pocket. And take it to the opera.

More Sewell spoon reviews here:

http://idiotica.co.uk/archive/briansewell/index.shtml

Brownthing

4th May 2007, 11:48

Whenever I eat at a restaurant I try and steal a teaspoon. It's like a little game.

wheezer

4th May 2007, 12:02

Patrick

4th May 2007, 12:03

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/cutter_017/dyk6dc.gif

ckpqerjwrpwp

4th May 2007, 12:03

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/cutter_017/dyk6dc.gif

hee. fuck da sewell.

emef

4th May 2007, 12:49

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/cutter_017/dyk6dc.gif

:)

olv

4th May 2007, 13:34

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q104/cutter_017/dyk6dc.gif

lol thats great...

sporks are a joke

bracket

4th May 2007, 13:38

i like spooning

thembuzz

4th May 2007, 15:26

fascists

grobelaar

4th May 2007, 16:49

Mine would have to be a japanese steel chefs knife, razor sharp, top quality - cost at least £500...

I don't own it yet, but that would be my fave piece of cutlery.

emef

4th May 2007, 16:59

do you know where they sell it?
i live in glasgow so obviously know tons of neds
i'll gie em a bag o crack to nick it for ya

Rogue Molecule

4th May 2007, 21:20

I found a spoon with "Hospital Property" stamped into the handle in my kitchen the other day.

I'm disgusted. It's people who steal spoons from hospitals that are responsible for the decline of the NHS.

adsr

4th May 2007, 21:35

i like spooning

I like to spoon, but not be spooned....

I think it's cause I read a psy study a long time ago about body language and it stated that you could tell who was in control in a relationship by who was spooning who...the person being spooned is submissive and the person spooning is dominate...side by side touching/hugging means equal partnership....

ckpqerjwrpwp

4th May 2007, 21:57

deep

adsr

4th May 2007, 22:12

deep

I bet you're thinking now about if you spoon your girl, or does she
spoon you or do you both meet in the middle??...

ckpqerjwrpwp

4th May 2007, 22:36

you are so insightful, it'll be your psyc studies.

adsr

4th May 2007, 22:58

you are so insightful, it'll be your psyc studies.

I don't know why I even bother responding to you anymore....

soulcheck

5th May 2007, 01:35

I like to spoon, but not be spooned....

Every girl i've met likes being spooned. It's in female dna.

thembuzz

5th May 2007, 01:42

I like to spoon, but not be spooned....

I think it's cause I read a psy study a long time ago about body language and it stated that you could tell who was in control in a relationship by who was spooning who...the person being spooned is submissive and the person spooning is dominate...side by side touching/hugging means equal partnership....

no, that's bollocks. i prefer to be spooned, and it's because i want to be able to make a quick escape, should the need arise

operator

5th May 2007, 03:40

what?

the knife that most people have decorative in their sock when wearing a kilt.
mine is not legal. it's 15 and i'm going to fuck it now...

you guys are still fuckin lame likes...

bar a few specials... who are all scots...

independence, we're fuckin sick of carrying yous sas's...

get it together, your banter could improve over time. just work at it.

shan bitches feat: fuck off

Jeniffer Mills

5th May 2007, 05:31

A thread about spoons........................ ........great......has NF sunk so deep??

Ok...heres the toilet paper poll......;)

adsr

5th May 2007, 21:31

Every girl i've met likes being spooned. It's in female dna.

I DO NOT LIKE TO BE SPOONED..AND ive got female dna...
i think i do anyways..
pretty sure...

adsr

5th May 2007, 21:34

the knife that most people have decorative in their sock when wearing a kilt.
mine is not legal. it's 15 and i'm going to fuck it now...

you guys are still fuckin lame likes...

bar a few specials... who are all scots...

independence, we're fuckin sick of carrying yous sas's...

get it together, your banter could improve over time. just work at it.

shan bitches feat: fuck off

...

soulcheck

5th May 2007, 21:35

I DO NOT LIKE TO BE SPOONED..AND ive got female dna...
i think i do anyways..
pretty sure...

Obviously you haven't been spooned the right way ;)

kupsch

6th May 2007, 14:06

i dont have a favourite piece of cutlery, but i do have a lovely t-bag holder, which says "tea tea tea, hot, hot, hot. refresh" on it. I like it.

gen-eral

6th May 2007, 14:17

i've got a lovely set of knives which i got from a dodgy little cockney geezer what came into my work. I paid 30 english pounds for them. I've only used one. They are in a silver brief case and i liked carrying them home cos i looked like a gangster form a film.

terminal viscosity

6th May 2007, 16:34

i have a bulgarian wooden spoon.

ckpqerjwrpwp

6th May 2007, 17:38

I carved by own wooden spoon, from a bigger spoon.

Sheridan

6th May 2007, 19:25

I like to spoon, but not be spooned....

I think it's cause I read a psy study a long time ago about body language and it stated that you could tell who was in control in a relationship by who was spooning who...the person being spooned is submissive and the person spooning is dominate...side by side touching/hugging means equal partnership....

but what if the spooning goes both ways?
I like to spoon and be spooned.
I am ok doing both.
so what does that tell you about the dominance in a relationship?

Sheridan

6th May 2007, 19:26

I also have a nice beer bottle opener that I quite like.

adsr

6th May 2007, 21:14

Obviously you haven't been spooned the right way ;)

all spooning includes someone breathing down my neck which I can't stand...

adsr

6th May 2007, 21:18

but what if the spooning goes both ways?
I like to spoon and be spooned.
I am ok doing both.
so what does that tell you about the dominance in a relationship?

it means a psychiatrist would probably make a lot of money off you...

by the way..spooning doesn't have anything to do w/ you soley..
it's a study of human dynamics...so if you spoon her...you;re more dominate in the relationship..and vice versa...

oh..and sleeping back to back but touching is also a symbol of equality in the relationship...sleeping w/out touching usually means trouble in the relationship...

don't you just love pop psy...

adsr

6th May 2007, 21:20

oh..
sugar and pea's favorite cutlery is the doggie
spoon I use to empty out the wet doggie food
into their bowl...they love licking it..:)
actually pea says she loves any piece of cutlery
that has food on it...

Sheridan

6th May 2007, 21:46

it means a psychiatrist would probably make a lot of money off you...

by the way..spooning doesn't have anything to do w/ you soley..
it's a study of human dynamics...so if you spoon her...you;re more dominate in the relationship..and vice versa...

.

yeah, but what if I am spooning her and then we switch and she spoons me?
see, everyone gets to dominate!

soulcheck

6th May 2007, 22:01

all spooning includes someone breathing down my neck which I can't stand...

That fits my statement perfectly.

It's not the fact that someone's doing it, It's WHO's doing it that matters ;)

thepigjockey

6th May 2007, 22:04

Everything arsd's said in this thread reminds me of:

my Jennifer is dominate..

soulcheck

6th May 2007, 22:06

You have to remember, that due to our anatomy, it's one of the best positions to sleep with your partner.

terminal viscosity

7th May 2007, 13:42

it means a psychiatrist would probably make a lot of money off you...

by the way..spooning doesn't have anything to do w/ you soley..
it's a study of human dynamics...so if you spoon her...you;re more dominate in the relationship..and vice versa...

oh..and sleeping back to back but touching is also a symbol of equality in the relationship...sleeping w/out touching usually means trouble in the relationship...

don't you just love pop psy...

GET FUCKED

Orang Utan

7th May 2007, 13:46

A felchspoon

ckpqerjwrpwp

7th May 2007, 13:49

GET FUCKED

less talking more porking

adsr

7th May 2007, 17:46

GET FUCKED

you first...

thembuzz

7th May 2007, 22:39

oh..and sleeping back to back but touching is also a symbol of equality in the relationship...

see, that's my preferred way to sleep. but like i say, quick escape

adsr

7th May 2007, 22:42

see, that's my preferred way to sleep. but like i say, quick escape

if she's sleeping w/ her back against you..it might be a
mutual desire for quick escape...lol..

adsr

7th May 2007, 22:44

Everything arsd's said in this thread reminds me of:

it's always dominate, PJ...always....
no need to even mention it...

:)

gypsy_cream

7th May 2007, 22:45

nonsense

adsr

7th May 2007, 22:45

thembuzz

7th May 2007, 22:52

it's always dominate, PJ...always....
no need to even mention it...

:)

are you afraid of something?

adsr

7th May 2007, 22:56

are you afraid of something?

no, nothing...

thembuzz

7th May 2007, 23:03

then why the need to dominate? doesn't it make you feel more secure? it does, doesn't it?

i've got a phd in pop-psych, me. i'm the motherfucking mack daddy

gypsy_cream

7th May 2007, 23:04

i tink tat stuff youre talkin about spoonin adsr is fuckin nonsense tats wat...

ckpqerjwrpwp

7th May 2007, 23:05

you're coming over all irish without your h's gypo

adsr

7th May 2007, 23:06

i tink tat stuff youre talkin about spoonin adsr is fuckin nonsense tats wat...

oh..ok..I know it is, Gypsy_Cream...
I know it...

gypsy_cream

7th May 2007, 23:06

you can believe wat you want t/-/o ...dont let me stop you

adsr

7th May 2007, 23:07

then why the need to dominate? doesn't it make you feel more secure? it does, doesn't it?

i've got a phd in pop-psych, me. i'm the motherfucking mack daddy

just part of my personality...
I've worked very hard to be more submissive and
I've gotten pretty good at it...
I can fake nice really well....

adsr

7th May 2007, 23:08

you can believe wat you want t/-/o ...dont let me stop you

are you thinking I take this seriously?

no..all tongue in cheek to me...

just wanting to see how other's would
react to it...

V Knid esq

7th May 2007, 23:11

Wooden spoons are great

http://www.studiowillich.com/images/SpoondollsMeyerSm.jpg

adsr

8th May 2007, 00:12

I'm quite a big fan of my mom's wooden plantain press...
also called a tostonera and her motar and pestle - the one my mom has is made of stainless steel, but it's used to grind her herbs for cooking..:)

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/images/toston_150.jpg
http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/images/marblemp.jpg

V Knid esq

8th May 2007, 00:14

If we're on to general utensils, I would love to own a duck press, for pressing ducks.

<img src="http://www.villagekitchen.com/mfg/matfer/ktool/duck/612205.jpg">