crime doesn't pay

[wheezer]

Aaron Bell, 19, was convicted in December of robbing a Kentucky Fried Chicken store in Philadelphia 12 months earlier. It was the same KFC where Bell had worked for the previous two years; he wore no mask or disguise, and all the employees recognized him. He might have learned in those two years that the store's safe is time-locked at 9 p.m., but he started the robbery at 9:15 and thus got no money. Nonetheless, Bell successfully hid from police for three days. On the third day, he decided to report for work at the KFC, acting as if nothing had happened. The manager called police. [Philadelphia Inquirer, 12-5-02]

[c s]

:D

[pille'ocheoni]

yeah idoit crime never pays

[tsr_tomas]

americas dumbest criminals... if it wheren´t for those crapy Host of the show i would watch it more often.
hehe... crime is fun.

[pille'ocheoni]

you guys get that crap tv too...............? thats so strange, cus i dont get any swedish tv at all..............if i did id watch it. shit that gos for all countries

[deaf euphoria]

::shakes head and sighs::

figures. kfc.

[actionjetzon]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
thats so strange, cus i dont get any swedish tv at all.............

don´t you have free porn tv in Sweden? ;)

[zongkong]

...riiiiiiiiiiight........... hahahaha

I say fuck television!

[zongkong]

and oh yeah, crime does pay.
See, every time you go to work, your 'employer' steals your money, not to mention your life.
Example:
"- What did yo utell that guy over there?
- I told him to work faster.
- What right do you have to order him around?
- I pay him for it.
- How much do you pay him?
- About 5 euros an hour.
- Where do you get the money to pay him with?
- I sell burgers.
- Who's selling the burgers you're selling?
- He does.
- How many burgers does he sell a day?
- Oh, a lot I'd say.
- How much do you make on it?
- Well, about 80 euros per worked hour.
- But then it's him paying you 75 euros every hour for you to walk around and order him to work faster?
- Yeah, but I own the machines and raw materials.
- How was it that you became the owner?
- I sold enough hamburgers.
- Who sold those burgers?
- Shut up, he can hear you!"

[MUX]

Q: Why is a KFC better than a woman?
A: Because after you have finnished with the breasts and
thigh, you have still got a greasy box to stick your bone in!
http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/bouncy.gifhttp://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/huh.gif

[tsr_tomas]

@aj: no we don´t have Porn tv... that´s cable, it cost alot of money.

i have to enjoy my self with porn from the internet.

[pille'ocheoni]

mux lol

[Atarythm]

Originally posted by tsr_tomas
americas dumbest criminals...

Well, almost there's some dumber criminals at the governement at the moment... ;)

[actionjetzon]

damn, i really thought you lucky guys can watch it in the free television!

but isn´t it free in any of the scandinavian countries?

[wheezer]

there used to be a channel that showed porn even during the daytime, but since the cable operator runs payperview porn channels, they decided to kick that channel out of their network (and thus its existance) for good - to make people forget they showed cartoon network for free for one month on the same frequency... real class