Has anyone ever split drink on the kitchen counter

[philie-t]

Did this, this morning. ..quickly wiped it up. all clean.

[grobelaar]

a couple of weeks ago I knocked a glass of wine over - the whole lot when down behind the washing machine...

[philie-t]

lol

[terminal viscosity]

the other day i spilt a pint of water into a full ashtray. caused a terrible mess

[emef]

Did this, this morning. ..quickly wiped it up. all clean.

phew that was a close shave
damn lucky ya had a cloth to hand
i assume you used a cloth and not a dirty tshirt or summat rank like that

[emef]

the other day i spilt a pint of water into a full ashtray. caused a terrible mess

lol that is really horrible

[philie-t]

I used the oven glove as it go's...

[e_wann]

keep it clean n tidy with respect for your own safetiness, wicked :-)

[bracket]

lol that is really horrible

What's really horrible is when someone drinks it.

[Sheridan]

I have never spilled a drink in my life.
you people disgust me.

[thembuzz]

if you call orange juice a drink, then yes, i have

[emef]

What's really horrible is when someone drinks it.

lol you are an unpleasant man ;)

[terminal viscosity]

this threads great

[love_tempo]

I lived with a nerdy house mate, who noticed that the kettle was leaking. Instead of cleaning it up quickly like you should (well done phil), he went away, borrowed a multimeter and measured the voltage across the counter top.

[thepigjockey]

the other day i spilt a pint of water into a full ashtray. caused a terrible mess

Here's 2 handy tips.

1.If your friend says 'no' when you offer him ANOTHER tequila, don't ignore what he's saying.
2. If you MUST pass him something to be sick into, make sure it's NOT a 1cm deep ashtray. Splash!

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Has anyone on here got a few loose peas in their freezer?

[emef]

yeah, plus one sprout and a couple of baby carrots

[love_tempo]

do you have potatoes left in the cupboard for a while that have started sprouting?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

No but I found an onion that was liquid inside. Dusted with blue.

[thepigjockey]

Garlic goes blue sometimes. That's a bit weird.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Have you ever smelled 9 days cabbage water???

[philie-t]

just looled at a lampshade in my study room. its got some paint on it.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

The same glass of water has been next to my bed for 4 days now.

[V Knid esq]

Split drink? Like separated the cream and milk? Fractional distillation? Frozen it and BLAMMED a chisel into the block of ice to split it in two? Shared it with your One True Love? Does not compute.

[love_tempo]

knid have you become lowerlevels somehow? fractal distillation?

[V Knid esq]

Fractal distillation is what happens when you do DMT then boil your head to extract all the patterns in your mind.

[love_tempo]

is the result called psychohol which is the real reason for all the worlds serial killers?

[love_tempo]

The same glass of water has been next to my bed for 4 days now.

my girlfriend keeps 6 of them. and sometimes the dog drinks from them so it's russian roulette, you could get worms, amoebic dysentry, or a nice glass of fresh cold water.

[V Knid esq]

You need to do what old folks do and get little paper lids for the water glass. You can buy them, though fuck alone knows where.

@L_T you should put a few drops of psychohol in one of her glasses just to liven things up a bit.

[gypsy_cream]

this morning i chopped a tomato for my sandwich i was makin g for lunch and it squirted all over the bunker top (kitchen counter)
i just left it though

[kams]

You need to do what old folks do and get little paper lids for the water glass. You can buy them, though fuck alone knows where.

seaside pound shops

[JonnySpeed]

i'm not sure what split drink is?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

it's ok I don't have a dog. dog's smell.

[Patrick]

has anyone ever spilled their seed on stony ground ?

[terminal viscosity]

i made a nice dip out of some feta cheese, fresh mint and yogurt recently.

[emef]

lol