One million

[Jeniffer Mills]

...on your bank account tomorrow..What would you do? Buy?


(for soulcheck...NOT Zloty) ;)

[gypsy_cream]

a house to live in

[adsr]

travel, travel,travel, travel...

[soulcheck]

...on your bank account tomorrow..What would you do? Buy?


(for soulcheck...NOT Zloty) ;)


I wouldn't mind even that ;)


I'd buy proper decks and mixer, maybe some intruments.
Pay my debts.
Try to invest what's left.

[bracket]

For starters.....

House x 2

Helicopter

Take me lady away to all the places she wants to go

Stormtrooper outfit

Some expensive booze

Chas & Dave to play live in my living room

[adsr]

Pay my debts.
Try to invest what's left.

that's way too fucking sensible!!..

:(

[Loz]

I'd buy bracket a stormtrooper outfit

[aleks]

travel, drink, travel, drugs, travel, travel...

[Sheridan]

I'd do some travelling and pay off my parent's house so my mom can retire now instead of in two years.
I'd also buy a new wardrobe.
I'd invest most of it though so I can turn it into more money.

[Loz]

I'd also probably spend a big part of it on pretty frocks

[adsr]

I'd also probably spend a big part of it on pretty frocks

and new make up...the kind you wore
that nite was pish....

[Loz]

I was already very fucked when I put it on, and in a hurry

[adsr]

I was already very fucked when I put it on, and in a hurry


look, you can't give me that kind of excuse..
cause I'm a girl...and I can still put on good make up
in about 10minutes (if I have to..) and even if I'm messed up..
next time do better...you looked more like hooker that nite..

:P

[bracket]

I would also go into business...open a resturaunt

Call it 'Eggs-Ben-Addict'....

Serve lots of dishes containing egg.

I would also want to buy enough trainers to last me a year as i seem to fuck em up very quickly.

52 pairs should do it..

[bracket]

This thread has inspired me to stick 'Brewsters Millions' in my newly acquired VCR.

(Thanks Goonie & Virus)

;)

[thepigjockey]

You've obviously given this a lot of thought. How about buying 2 extra stormtrooper suits, one for Chas and one for Dave?

[bracket]

How about buying 2 extra stormtrooper suits, one for Chas and one for Dave?

Now that i would love to see...:)

[Jeniffer Mills]

ok, i would open a carribean restaurant, buy lots of records, travel and give my parents some money so they can retire soon.

[soulcheck]

that's way too fucking sensible!!..

:(

Sorry, but i am in debt for all my adult life, so it would be a relief just to get rid of it.

By investment i meant buyng a lot of servers to serve my purpose of conquering the world with my soon-to-be-revealed master plan.

Also i would probably spend reasonable amount on hookers.

[gypsy_cream]

id buy my mum a house too

[adsr]

so you don't like bobafet then [b]?
http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~skane/dsa/bobafett.jpg

[adsr]

Sorry, but i am in debt for all my adult life, so it would be a relief just to get rid of it.

By investment i meant buyng a lot of servers to serve my purpose of conquering the world with my soon-to-be-revealed master plan.

Also i would probably spend reasonable amount on hookers.

I understand the debt part...cause I'm there too..so that would also be something I'd do as well...but after that...fuck it....I would just travel..
and also do my best to finish my life goal list...

[thembuzz]

i'd do two chicks at the same time

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images3/OSlawrencecr.gif

[soulcheck]

I understand the debt part...cause I'm there too..so that would also be something I'd do as well...but after that...fuck it....I would just travel..
and also do my best to finish my life goal list...

My life goal list has only one position:
1. CONQUER THE WORLD.

;)

[adsr]

My life goal list has only one position:
1. CONQUER THE WORLD.

;)

Reminds me of the cartoon Pinky and The Brain:
http://files.myopera.com/kaylinq/blog/pinkybrain.jpg

[Sheridan]

i'd do two chicks at the same time

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images3/OSlawrencecr.gif

HAHA!
:)

[marcel]

My life goal list has only one position:
1. CONQUER THE WORLD.

;)
funny.
given the country you're from it is more than likely that you'll experience getting conquered. maybe even twice if you live long enough.

[soulcheck]

funny.
given the country you're from it is more than likely that you'll experience getting conquered. maybe even twice if you live long enough.

I didn't say anything about the country i live in. It's all about ME. ME!

But anyway: Conquered by who?

edit: .. and more importatly you better worry about kebab becoming your national dish ;)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I'd open an offshore euthanasia clinic.

[Jeniffer Mills]

edit: .. and more importatly you better worry about kebab becoming your national dish ;)

hehehe..it is the national dish here allready...Well, in concern to Berlin allmost...But i sure some people DO worry in marcies town....:D

[soulcheck]

hehehe..it is the national dish here allready...Well, in concern to Berlin allmost...But i sure some people DO worry in marcies town....:D

What's the name of is Karls city in german?

[Jeniffer Mills]

What's the name of is Karls city in german?

Chemnitz. In the GDR though it was called "Karl Marx Stadt"----> "Karl Marx City" ;)

[soulcheck]

Chemnitz. In the GDR though it was called "Karl Marx Stadt"----> "Karl Marx City" ;)

Thanks. I figured out that stadt = city ;)

So is Chemnitz filled with kebab haters?

[Jeniffer Mills]

So is Chemnitz filled with kebab haters?

Naaah...Don`t really think so..its just.....that....some germans get worried about their culture getting invaded...
Like in a district in Berlin called Pankow....They`re building a mosque. There`s some strong resistance from the citizens that say "first comes the kebab shop, then the mosque"....
This is my own personall opinion, but i sometimes don`t really feel that comfortable in some former GDR cities.....

[soulcheck]

Naaah...Don`t really think so..its just.....that....some germans get worried about their culture getting invaded...
Like in a district in Berlin called Pankow....They`re building a mosque. There`s some strong resistance from the citizens that say "first comes the kebab shop, then the mosque"....
This is my own personall opinion, but i sometimes don`t really feel that comfortable in some former GDR cities.....

Yeah, people are always affraid of what they don't know. And islamic minorities don't help much to know them better.

Those fears are more visible in less wealthy places. That's why there are not many mosques in Poland.

[JonnySpeed]

open a venue, travel, finish my house

[marcel]

yeah, jen explained the mystery behind 'karls city' pretty well. And yeah, I wouldn't want to live here if I were black or turkish for that matter.

@soulcheck I just found your worlddominationjoke funny as it came from someone living in a country that in its history got more times conquered and divided then I can count :D
Like, 'Let's conquer something. Hmm, well, how about we start with poland. Easy to start with.'

/off

[emef]

a plane ticket to everywhere

with a spacious log cabin in the woods somewhere in norway/finland to comeback to at the end of it

[Ladytron]

a speedboat and a jet

[grobelaar]

For starters.....

House x 2


You live in the UK mate, you haven't got any money left... :)

[soulcheck]

yeah, jen explained the mystery behind 'karls city' pretty well. And yeah, I wouldn't want to live here if I were black or turkish for that matter.

@soulcheck I just found your worlddominationjoke funny as it came from someone living in a country that in its history got more times conquered and divided then I can count :D
Like, 'Let's conquer something. Hmm, well, how about we start with poland. Easy to start with.'

/off

Poland was conquered and divided only 3 times Marcel. I can't say that I'm impressed ;)

[bracket]

You live in the UK mate, you haven't got any money left... :)

Its feckin crazy innit...

There is a 2 bedroom house down my road - its been done up as part of the programme 'Property Ladder' - it went for over 200k.

I got to say ello to Sarah Beeny on a number of occasions...

[Patrick]

I got to say ello to Sarah Beeny on a number of occasions...

Did you maintain eye contact or did you stare at her tits ?

[emef]

I got to say ello to Sarah Beeny on a number of occasions...

lucky bastard

[thembuzz]

hello, sarah beeny's breasts

[bracket]

Did you maintain eye contact or did you stare at her tits ?

It is impossible not too look at them...

She is really tiny n'all which just makes them look even bigger...:)

[skosh]

id buy my mum a house too

aww likewise and not too far from each other xxx

[marcel]

Poland was conquered and divided only 3 times Marcel. I can't say that I'm impressed ;)
but that's mainly because when someone got hold of you you didn't really bother to get free so your conquerors were there to stay. and no one else could be bothered to try to take other. effort and profit,like, not worth it, ya know.



lol



Ah sorry, I better stop now.. :D

[marcel]

jen missed an s there. sorry.

[soulcheck]

but that's mainly because when someone got hold of you you didn't really bother to get free so your conquerors were there to stay. and no one else could be bothered to try to take other. effort and profit,like, not worth it, ya know.



lol



Ah sorry, I better stop now.. :D

I'm still unimpressed by your calculating abilities ;)

[Jeniffer Mills]

Bogdan.....Errrr...sorry...Sou lcheck :) For some Germans its still funny to make jokes about Poland you know? Theres a saying that goes "Poland is just 1 tank hour away"... tis hard to get that out of peoples minds...hehehehe..

[Yer_Maw]

what sort of a nation measures distance in tank hours...

[soulcheck]

Bogdan.....Errrr...sorry...Sou lcheck :) For some Germans its still funny to make jokes about Poland you know? Theres a saying that goes "Poland is just 1 tank hour away"... tis hard to get that out of peoples minds...hehehehe..

No worries Jenny, it works both ways ;)

[Jeniffer Mills]

No worries Jenny, it works both ways ;)

what? Did i guess right?? is your real name Bogdan???

[soulcheck]

what? Did i guess right?? is your real name Bogdan???

No luck this time J.
Patryk is my name. Techno is the game.

[Paddy]

pay off my mum and stepdads mortgage, buy myself a dope two bedroom flat, take my old man out for a few beers then hit the road and travel the world on what i had left.

[Loz]

what sort of a nation measures distance in tank hours...

Germany, obviously

[Jeniffer Mills]

Germany, obviously

...and its only 12 tank hours to YOUR house.

[soulcheck]

...and its only 12 tank hours to YOUR house.

You would have to cross the sea in those tanks though.

[Jeniffer Mills]

You would have to cross the sea in those tanks though.

..pffff. easy...

[emef]

Bogdan.....Errrr...sorry...Sou lcheck :) For some Germans its still funny to make jokes about Poland you know? Theres a saying that goes "Poland is just 1 tank hour away"... tis hard to get that out of peoples minds...hehehehe..

lol

[Loz]

Don't worry, Warren is just following orders.

[soulcheck]

..pffff. easy...

Leopards don't fly afaik ;)

They can swim though.

Edit: FACT: Germany is one nuke away from anywhere on earth.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Don't worry, Warren is just following orders.

not anymore lozhun...But i must admit that i served in the german army, in a Leopard tank batallion....:!

[thepigjockey]

I'd spend a million on monkey$ and dog$:

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