Bloc Wanks

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How many wanks did you have at block?

[Orang Utan]

None.
I got milked though.
I even got a couple of rides

[thembuzz]

i only had the one, but it was one big wank that lasted the whole weekend. although i did have to get loz to do it for me when i needed to spark up and that, so i suppose those bits don't count as a wank. the guinness book of records adjudicator certainly didn't seem to think so

[Loz]

no wanking for me, I was too busy on drugs

[gypsy_cream]

wasnt possible

[Loz]

you were in the bathroom an awful long time, gypo

[gypsy_cream]

thats cos i tried but i failed

[bracket]

This thread appears to be the most fucked up of the lot.

[gypsy_cream]

ok ok ...it wasnt a wank....i had too many prunes....sorry

[stinkfinger]

none from me. my willy was too shriveled up with the drugs for wanking...

[leatherface]

i have bloody cum

[Loz]

none from me. my willy was too shriveled up with the drugs for wanking...

I remember having a conversation with some people (can't remember who, think it might have been emef and adsr) about e-penis, and everyone just stared at me blankly and said "what are you talking about?" which made me think I'd revealed something perhaps I shouldn't have. For a brief second, I thought I was some sort of sexual freak.

Which I am, obviously, but for other reasons.

[adsr]

I remember having a conversation with some people (can't remember who, think it might have been emef and adsr) about e-penis, and everyone just stared at me blankly and said "what are you talking about?" which made me think I'd revealed something perhaps I shouldn't have. For a brief second, I thought I was some sort of sexual freak.

Which I am, obviously, but for other reasons.


OH YEAH!!..I remember that one!!..
and emef gave you the look...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!..
I think he immediately replied to you something like that or
'doesn't happen to me' while looking at me...and you quickly changed
the conversation....

lol...
I just laughed..

[love_tempo]

have ye seen the episode of six feet under where david does crack and it's great but then he gets an enormous dose of the runs? but I suppose e-trots doesn't happen to anyone else either ;)

[Loz]

nah, most drugs have the opposite effect on me, actually

[V Knid esq]

"E Poo" is a well documented phenomenon.

[Orang Utan]

I see crack poos all the time, esp when I put the rubbish out. Rank.

[gypsy_cream]

what are crack poos?

[JonnySpeed]

hahaha brixton has crackheads that poo on the street? that's shnasty

[Orang Utan]

Crack poos are like big stinky cowpats. They are usually found in phone boxes and bin stores. I've never seen one in the street though, but I'm sure they occur. Apparently crack makes you shit big and when you have to go, you really have to go. Crackheads are marginally more skanky than smackheads - certainly more unhealthy, esp the ones who inject it with smack cos it rots their veins. It's not unusual to see one legged addicts at the station - septicaemia gets them and gangrene sets in. They don't mind cos they get more on the social. God knows where it all ends for them.

[Loz]

I seriously can't imagine getting into a drug so much that everything else in your life falls apart, and you don't care.

[pille'ocheoni]

i can its called working, and im fucking done with it

[thembuzz]

Crack poos are like big stinky cowpats. They are usually found in phone boxes and bin stores. I've never seen one in the street though, but I'm sure they occur. Apparently crack makes you shit big and when you have to go, you really have to go. Crackheads are marginally more skanky than smackheads - certainly more unhealthy, esp the ones who inject it with smack cos it rots their veins. It's not unusual to see one legged addicts at the station - septicaemia gets them and gangrene sets in. They don't mind cos they get more on the social. God knows where it all ends for them.

orang utan - i think peter hitchens has somehow hacked your account and started posting in your name

[Orang Utan]

What you on about thembuzz? How is that anything like a Hitchens rant? Are you on a right-on cruise at the mo?

[love_tempo]

a right-on cruise...ha ha ha :) NF is definitely more cranky these days...I like!

[AVX23]

i can its called working, and im fucking done with it

agreed :)

BTW - Crack don't make you poo as such, it's not like eating 50 bowls of high fible cerial. It just removes ur ability to control ur bowels - meaning your gonna drop whatevers in there. So I imagine crack poos are mostly fairly runny squidgey piles of watery jobbie.

I feel sorry for crackheads on that basis, there's nothing like a proper 'power poo' you know - when u need like fuck, and then gotta strap yerself down yelling ' I HAVe A MIGHTY NEED' at the top of yer lungs before sending yer fleet to sea.

[Loz]

definitely some great sense of satisfaction that only comes from having a massive dump

[thembuzz]

What you on about thembuzz? How is that anything like a Hitchens rant? Are you on a right-on cruise at the mo?

taken from http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.u k/

My first impulse when I heard that the Independent on Sunday had abandoned its wicked campaign to legalise dope was to rejoice. Then I read the paper, and rejoiced less. Then I thought about it, and rejoiced even less than that.


Those of us who endured being called 'bonkers' for saying correctly that cannabis is a dangerous poison must welcome any convert, however reluctant and tardy. Smokers are useless cunts. I can remember all the shit I've had flung at me in various broadcasting studios where, allowed my couple of minutes to warn against legal dope, I ended up pissing off a few dusted hacks that might have been present, plus assorted other hippies, speedfreaks, changheads and horse-whisperers...


... It's certainly true that the middle classes of most western countries have become demoralised on this subject, largely thanks to the very widespread use of cannabis among lazy student twats, from the late 1960s onwards. This is my exact generation and educational cohort, and the one in which I have the fewest supporters and sympathisers. Most of the people who share some or all of my views are either older or quite a lot younger than I am, or got a fucking job when they left school and did something useful with their lives rather than scrounge off my tax contributions for a few years and then scrounge for a few more because they can't get a job with their technosexual philosophy degree or something. It's not unusual to see one legged addicts at the station - septicaemia gets them and gangrene sets in. They don't mind cos they get more on the social. God knows where it all ends for them...


... People who used dope themselves are always ready to bore on about how it never did them any harm... general softening of the brains... educated classes... 'mild' dope... severe harm... strictly enforced law... current feeble law... fill the jails with unharmful vegetarian students... criminal record... hard labour... gullible, weak-willed teenagers... dangerous muck... wrecking their brains for life, simply because it is fashionable to do so. Fuck off.

[Orang Utan]

And how does that square with my post?

[thembuzz]

oh dear... was it a heavy weekend, then?

[V Knid esq]

Worst poo ever: E and Guinness

[love_tempo]

Worst poo ever: E and Guinness

agreed :) terrible farts too, makes you curse the smoking ban in Ireland sometimes.

[grobelaar]

And how does that square with my post?
fight - fight - fight :)

[Orang Utan]

oh dear... was it a heavy weekend, then?
Not at all - I did nowt.
I just don't like the suggestion that I may have a right wing attitude!

[thembuzz]

Not at all - I did nowt.
I just don't like the suggestion that I may have a right wing attitude!

that's exactly what i think of you, you bearded, bike-riding channel 4 employee

[Orang Utan]

:(
I'm not!

[thembuzz]

not what? a bearded, bike-riding channel 4 employee?

[Orang Utan]

A right-winger!

[thembuzz]

good god, man, i was being sarconic, innit

was this you, by the way?
Bloc Wanks 10th April 2007 14:42 more right-wing than kilroy

[Orang Utan]

No, I think I've only 'repped' someone once and I felt daft about it.

Oh, and, cool, just as long as you don't believe that I think junkies are scumbags or owt

[thembuzz]

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and to whom it may concern: kilroy isn't right-wing. he's a hard-left situationist trying to entice decent people towards socialism by making the right look as unsympathetic as possible. you fucking cockwad

was it you, emef?

[emef]

well i wish it was now... cockwad indeed :o)

[Orang Utan]

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and to whom it may concern: kilroy isn't right-wing. he's a hard-left situationist trying to entice decent people towards socialism by making the right look as unsympathetic as possible. you fucking cockwad

was it you, emef?


kilroy is just a real life troll, like Clarkson.

[thembuzz]

ah, now clarkson is even more right-wing than he appears. he has a tattoo on his arse of oswald mosley smoking a spliff