i am totally creeped out right now...

[Paddy]

i was just checking who is subscribed to my blog on whyspace, only to discover that this weird wifey who always seems to be hanging about at my work has subscribed. she's one of those people who always just seems to 'be there', making completely fucking boring small talk about comedians she knows etc etc and not doing much else. she's 31 but looks about 50, and is always on her own. she doesn't seem to know how to leave situations/conversations, so she ends up hanging about looking awkward, and making others feel awkward in the process. i only added her on whyspace because she would not stop pestering me about it (loudly), and now she's basically e-stalking me. wtf.

:( 8-()

[decadnids]

e-stalk her back.

[Paddy]

haha!

*shudders*

[operator]

man, i hate those fuckers who hang out at the stand.
gag hag
i should really come check it out sometime...

btw pad-radge
i sold some of your hair and an old sock to her for £60!

spent it on coke unfortunately or i would've given you a cut...

[JonnySpeed]

the compassion and inclusive attitude is great in this site

:)

[Paddy]

hahaha!

man lewis, it's that fuckin weirdo specky burd with the lank grey hair that always clings onto the end of the bar and tries to make wrist-slitting smalltalk with anyone who cares to listen. she always stares at me too.

save me.

[decadnids]

paddy, ask her out on a date, then show her pictures of dead animals you've found on walks.

[FiST]

ask her if she's into beastiality and snuff movies.

let's see her myspack page padhawk.

[gen-eral]

oh yeah? and what happens if she says yes? Then he's well up shit creek with a weirdo as a paddle.

[adsr]

oh please, paddy...
you know you like the attention..

[FiST]

oh yeah? and what happens if she says yes? Then he's well up shit creek with a weirdo as a paddle.

nah, just get her to prove it by using a dead pigeon as a dildo. snorted.

[Goonie]

man, i hate those fuckers who hang out at the stand.
gag hag
i should really come check it out sometime...

btw pad-radge
i sold some of your hair and an old sock to her for £60!

spent it on coke unfortunately or i would've given you a cut...

lol

gag hag

[AVX23]

what's here myspace info , mon - post it so we can publicly shame her.

[kams]

we could just trawl through paddy's friends and see if we could guess?

[AVX23]

we could just trawl through paddy's friends and see if we could guess?

spiffing idea- a quick game of spot the psycho at elevenses it is :)

[kams]

it'll be like Guess Who..

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Paddy, you big meanie.

[thembuzz]

let's just hope she doesn't stalk him this far

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Here's a lesson we can all learn from

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319h.jpg

[AVX23]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view profile&friendid=2492386

Is this ur stalker Paddy ?

[Sheridan]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view profile&friendid=2492386

Is this ur stalker Paddy ?

oh what the fuck.
look at what I found in that dude's blog entry.

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

it has to be fake, but still.

[kams]

lol

[Paddy]

lord above, she was there again last night, i pretty much ignored her. when she tried to talk to me i invented some urgent managerial duties i had to attend to. nobody i work with can stand her.

[Sheridan]

lord above, she was there again last night, i pretty much ignored her. when she tried to talk to me i invented some urgent managerial duties i had to attend to. nobody i work with can stand her.

can't you tell her to leave?
what type of job do you do?

[scott confusion]

go and set her kitchen on fire lol

[hektor ruiez]

give her a ride paddy.

[AVX23]

oh what the fuck.
look at what I found in that dude's blog entry.

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

it has to be fake, but still.

Now that is fucking creepy...here is my twin brother with four asses type creepy.

[Paddy]

go and set her kitchen on fire lol

hahaha cheeky!

[operator]

give her a ride paddy.

voice of reason...

i'm away to find her in your myspace friends right now paddo...

she looks like a polar bear thats gone goth on a budget

[AVX23]

she looks like a polar bear thats gone goth on a budget

heh heh

u secretly want her tho eh ;)

[operator]

no dude.
i have found her myspace.
feel too bad to post it...
it's quite shan

[AVX23]

fair do's most honourable of operator-sans ;)
I respect your desicion

no moose on the menu then

[operator]

link removed due to gay german protests!!!

[operator]

can't let anyone think i'm gettin compassionate, can i?

[AVX23]

u fiend u ;) I had a horrible feeling for a moment that this was an old friend of mine, cos then I'd have to hunt down paddy and teach him some proper samurai moves, but it's not - disaster averted and I've saved myself from the embarasment of falling flat at paddy's feet with a mis-timed strike - bit rusty u see :)

[operator]

when 2 the paddy's collide...
edinburgh would implode...

actually, you'd both make pretty decent streetfighter 2 characters...

paddy f would be that dude who's always saying 'tiger'...

http://accel2.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/02/98/14/emulation/street-fighter.png

[AVX23]

It would be a right rumble in yon jungle right enuff :)
Worthy - could be the event of the year in edinburgh - there's fuck all else on, u fancy selling ur kit and funding a dojo ? I'll go halfers.

Probably get more quality use than half the clubs round here and we could beat to the err..beat.

We could then tour europe kicking fuck out of commercial trance deejays and lamers - we'd be seen as the saviours of dance music without writing a note.

And of course we coudl have a silly name like fu-chan clan or summat.

This plan is massif man, massif :)

[operator]

Old Clam Tang

i like the plan...

[AVX23]

they will fear us :)

[operator]

i think they already do, just not in the way we originally intended

[AVX23]

http://www.avionixrecords.com/downloads/uploads/legion.jpg