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skosh
25th January 2007, 13:03
think yourself lucky if you're a guy that you don't have to feel like this, i hope Gypo isn't on same cycle as me or our burns supper is gonna turn into a haggis hurling fiasco tonight, tho i do better after being in the toilets for a wee cry, i have absolutely nothing to cry about either, suppose that's a plus really

i just stopped myself from telling all of you to f ***off in the poetry thread, i'm only a psycho for an hour a month honest! lol
emef
25th January 2007, 13:04
i think i have pmt right now
probably just mid life crisis



just eat some chocolate and slag men off for a few hours, you'll feel better skosh
philie-t
25th January 2007, 13:05
philip michael thompson
gypsy_cream
25th January 2007, 13:06
nah im fine mum....to make you feel better ill prepare the burns supper and tidy up before you get home :-p
skosh
25th January 2007, 13:07
i think i have pmt right now
probably just mid life crisis

aww *hugs*

hey phil is michael your middle name? lol
skosh
25th January 2007, 13:08
nah im fine mum....to make you feel better ill prepare the burns supper and tidy up before you get home :-p

i love you more than i love myself xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx
emef
25th January 2007, 13:09
i'm welling up here just seeing the love in this thread, must go buy mansize tissues
V Knid esq
25th January 2007, 13:09
Why does it take four pre-menstrual women to change a lightbulb?












IT JUST FUCKING DOES, OK???
Patrick
25th January 2007, 13:10
They found Bob Monkhouse's joke books then ??
skosh
25th January 2007, 13:10
lol
kams
25th January 2007, 13:29
i'm welling up here
just seeing love in this thread
must go buy tissues

I remixed that into a Haiku for you emef.
philie-t
25th January 2007, 13:29
yap it is
emef
25th January 2007, 13:32
I remixed that into a Haiku for you emef.

jeezus... you mean i was only 2 words from writing a haiku?????
this board must really be getting to me
skosh
25th January 2007, 13:32
hahaha that's funny :D

that was to Phil ;)
May Kasahara
25th January 2007, 15:01
If only I still had that Viz ad for 'World Blobstrop Wrestling Championship' videos.
wrenay
25th January 2007, 15:01
i thought pmt was more guy related....
Pitching a Massive Tent
har har har
Yer_Maw
25th January 2007, 15:37
If only I still had that Viz ad for 'World Blobstrop Wrestling Championship' videos.

brilliant profanasaurus the other month:

Strop sign: Not realising your girlfreind has got pmt. "yeah so i came home from the pub last night and ran right through a strop sign. Spent the evening on the couch nursing my testicles with a bag of frozen peas"
Paddy
25th January 2007, 16:40
hahaha the profanosaurus is the fuckin tits like.
darrell
25th January 2007, 17:14
hahaha the profanosaurus is the fuckin tits like.

One of the best from it was " skidmata" The marks that mysteriously appear on ones hands after using low quality toilet paper.. Skidmata
lol
adsr
25th January 2007, 20:37
Why does it take four pre-menstrual women to change a lightbulb?












IT JUST FUCKING DOES, OK???

:) :)
thembuzz
25th January 2007, 21:01
hahaha the profanosaurus is the fuckin tits like.

i can never be arsed with the profanisaurus. i always skip it
JonnySpeed
25th January 2007, 23:24
dutch hand grenade


In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.
May Kasahara
27th January 2007, 17:00
dutch oven

Otherwise known as Hugo Boss - your fragrance, your rules.