I just saw a woman wot wanks tortoises

[AVX23]

no shit - s on bbc tv man !!

[JonnySpeed]

actually gets off on tortoises or makes them cum? was it your mum?

[AVX23]

nonno - an asian chick wot has to try and 'arouse' a tortoise and make him shoot it u know

[AVX23]

BTW - I'm pretty sure my mum doesn't even wank my da - so there u go

[adsr]

BTW - I'm pretty sure my mum doesn't even wank my da - so there u go

paddy,
step away from either the liquor
or the computer...

:)

[garew]

http://www.beastforum.com/

This forum is insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[garew]

qoute from above page;

"Hi. I recently have had a nieghbor move in about 2 blocks up from my place, we live in the country and he has made the property he bought into a horse farm.

I am doing what is commonly referred to as "fence hopping" - going onto other's property to have sex with an animal.

Last night I dressed all in black and snuck into the field, the horses are kind of jumpy but I slowly gained thier trust while balancing stealth (kind of hard).

I gained immense trust from the stallion of the group (it looks like he's the leader, I spent a few hours out there studying) and he was playing with me and he was a sweet heart.

I then goto a mare and gain her trust, rubbing her and being nice. I then preceeded to rub her vagina and insert a finger, gently massaging her and making sure I wouldn't get kicked.

The mare lifted her tail, urinated, sniffed the air and flexed her vagina -- all signs that she is horny, trouble was I couldn't reach her vagina to f*** her she was too high for me, and she moved around alot.

So any fence hoppers out there with some advice? I'm gonna bring a step ladder tonight and hope to get lucky.

I hope you liked my story, please post tips/comments and experiances you have had with fence hopping."

[thembuzz]

lol

[bracket]

I have witnessed a huge male tortoise bolt its load.

It lived in the garden (it had its own house) of someone who my mate was house sitting for.

The tortoise was well horny. It was hilarious. Lots of groaning from the tortoise, he then proceeded to lift himself up on his front legs and chuck his muck across the garden. I cried with laughter...

[AVX23]

haha - quality

[namshub]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha..................

[big raff]

I have witnessed a huge male tortoise bolt its load.

It lived in the garden (it had its own house) of someone who my mate was house sitting for.

The tortoise was well horny. It was hilarious. Lots of groaning from the tortoise, he then proceeded to lift himself up on his front legs and chuck his muck across the garden. I cried with laughter...

i found this ultra-hilariouslol

[V Knid esq]

Do tortoi actually have cocks? I thought reptiles just had eggholes that they banged together.

[bracket]

The tortoise tail doubles as schlong.

[e_wann]

http://www.beastforum.com/

This forum is insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah we all thought that we were mental ...

dunno either cris would like such threadfolders:

:illin: Home-made Bestiality Pictures and Movies

sorry for calling ourselves nutcases so often

[JonnySpeed]

one for the laydees
http://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-51055.html