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leatherface
15th December 2006, 20:41
who would win in a fight like the ultimate fighting in a ring with no rules well maybe no eye gouging

kams
15th December 2006, 20:45
cobain had that thing we're you know he'd fucking switch man...

Patrick
15th December 2006, 20:46
but even Axel Rose could beat a corpse.

spoon
15th December 2006, 20:48
who would win in a fight like the ultimate fighting in a ring with no rules well maybe no eye gouging

were you home-schooled?

leatherface
15th December 2006, 20:48
axel rose has those eyes where you can see there is a terrified old lady looking out, trapped inside an alien body.
just like lauren laverne

shuttlecart
15th December 2006, 20:48
and axl rose has got snakes for hair..poisonous ones too

JonnySpeed
15th December 2006, 21:28
thank fuck Curt Cobain is dead so despite his shit hair and really bad tunes axel wins by default. unless curt does the zombie undead shit.

fuck i hate both of them

marcel
15th December 2006, 21:55
but even Axel Rose could beat a corpse.

lol lol

thembuzz
15th December 2006, 22:25
axl rose is a pantywaist. kurt cobain could take him by having stipulated in his will that courtney love place his urn on top of a hill in a gale, upwind of rose. when a massive gust of wind knocks over the receptacle, cobain's ashes would fly from the ground and attack rose in the eyes. rose would then run crying to his lawyer

love_tempo
16th December 2006, 11:19
Curt would win, because the rest of Nirvana would surely weigh in if things went south. David Grohl would probably pummel him with a guitar across the back. Whereas the rest of guns'n'roses would either be too fucked, elsewhere or else cheering for cobain.

Princess Di vs. a Paris Hilton + Britney Spears tag team. Now that would be a fight.

V Knid esq
16th December 2006, 15:50
They're both a pair of pathetic little rock victims. They'd probably just push each other a bit then one would go "oh man, don't push me man, you don't know how hard it is man, I'm just kinda crazy at the moment you know" and the other would go "oh tell me about it dude, like you know sometimes I feel like the whole world wants to take a piece of me" and the first would go "yeah like they don't think you're a real guy with feelings you know"... fucking rock knobs.

AVX23
16th December 2006, 16:29
I agree with knid on that - but I'd still be rootin' for kurt, axl is a wee prick.

V Knid esq
16th December 2006, 16:34
On balance though I'm voting Axl as I personally hold Kurt responsible for the hateful self-pity that dominates US rock music now, and I love Sweet Child O Mine more than any Nirvana song.

terminal viscosity
16th December 2006, 17:34
werd, im with kinid on this.

axl rose has weak ankles though

adsr
16th December 2006, 20:57
Princess Di vs. a Paris Hilton + Britney Spears tag team. Now that would be a fight.

come on, man...that's an easy one
Princess Di had plenty of fucking training w/ her ex and queen mum
that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears tag team would seem like child's play...
If she were still alive that is...

adsr
16th December 2006, 20:59
Kurt gets my vote...
dunno know why I feel that way.....

maybe cause I think that even a dead corpse could
kick that skinny boy's ass...

V Knid esq
16th December 2006, 21:03
He's not skinny any more :(

http://medias.lemonde.fr/mmpub/edt/ill/2006/06/21/h_3_ill_786184_axl-rose.jpg

adsr
16th December 2006, 22:10
He's not skinny any more :(

http://medias.lemonde.fr/mmpub/edt/ill/2006/06/21/h_3_ill_786184_axl-rose.jpg

OMG!!..

I retract my previous statement...Kurt would be squashed by this man..
and they wouldn't even have to be fighting...
Kurt could just simply be in the wrong place in the wrong time...
and get eaten...

I feel old looking at the pic..

garew
18th December 2006, 00:51
they almost fought in real life didn't they?

aleks
18th December 2006, 09:43
kurt was smackhead, everyone would have kicked the shit out of him even axl rose...

operator
18th December 2006, 12:24
kurt was smackhead, everyone would have kicked the shit out of him even axl rose...


dunno, smack heads fight a desperate fight...
but in all seriousness i'd rather see a pair of big drinkers like duff mckeegan and krist novoselic duke that shit out...
axel recently bit a security guard in sweden... there some fire in the old girl yet...

thembuzz
18th December 2006, 13:55
i believe cobain did actually chin rose once, at the 1993 mtv awards

Yer_Maw
18th December 2006, 13:58
the unnoficial guns and roses biography which i read on the train the other day for some bizzaro reason (£1.99) said that cobain ripped the piss out him or something and axl was non-plussed about the whole affair.

bunch of bawbags.

garew
18th December 2006, 14:03
I love some music by both of them. Its still music I would never buy though.

big raff
18th December 2006, 16:52
I love some music by both of them. Its still music I would never buy though.

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