Man shits on train [Archive] - erutufon|nofuture

bracket

30th October 2006, 19:59

Antisocial indeed. 8-()

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,1929486,00.html

ivan

30th October 2006, 20:27

aaah, thats common... we (tsr) used to go school with a guy that liked playing Catch on the trains, so he used to dump in the carriages, then he would brag about it the day after in school.

now adays hes a drughead.

guess the club of interest should take acouple of notes now.

Spandex

30th October 2006, 20:57

And now the police are after him??? jesus.. it's political correctness gone MAD.

emef

30th October 2006, 21:01

i love how he apparently waits until he has the carriage to himself
got some manners then

Jeniffer Mills

30th October 2006, 21:02

pah! thats sick....aahh well...

ckpqerjwrpwp

30th October 2006, 21:10

Whoah.. lets all hang on a minute before we damn this guy.

thembuzz

30th October 2006, 21:15

multiculturalism just doesn't work

emef

30th October 2006, 21:16

i think its really funny to be honest
unpleasant but hilarious

Spandex

30th October 2006, 21:16

Whoah.. lets all hang on a minute before we damn this guy.

yeah.. i mean, we've all done it. he was just unlucky enough to get the cops on his tail.

ckpqerjwrpwp

30th October 2006, 21:17

yeah.. i mean, we've all done it. he was just unlucky enough to get the cops on his tail.

exactly, it's like Speeding or Shoplifting or Blackmail.

spudd

30th October 2006, 21:28

at least they'll have his DNA

ckpqerjwrpwp

30th October 2006, 21:31

Maybe he is washing the DNA out first. He's one step ahead of the police.

The Brown Pimpernell.

Patrick

30th October 2006, 21:32

Tsk, it's not like he was smoking or listening to tinny blaring music on his phone or something really anti-social like that.

Patrick

30th October 2006, 21:34

The rozzers should stake out Dumpton Park station - the temptation to have a pun poo will overwhelm him before long.

gypsy_cream

30th October 2006, 21:46

http://www.sonic.net/~birdman/chuck/defecator.JPG

spoon

30th October 2006, 21:46

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/poledance_228x433.jpg

ignore the pre-teen dancing pole. it's just the saddened proles we're interested in here.

grobelaar

31st October 2006, 13:33

Do you reckon he produces the poo on the spot or does he take a dump in a tupperware tub and then carry it on?

At last a real use for sniffer dogs on the train network

AVX23

31st October 2006, 13:38

clair - I just hurt myself there - I hope ur pleased :) LOL

emef

31st October 2006, 13:39

Do you reckon he produces the poo on the spot or does he take a dump in a tupperware tub and then carry it on?

At last a real use for sniffer dogs on the train network

haha i bet he has the shit stored in a cake decorating piping bag, so can easily spell out messages if he so desires

Spandex

31st October 2006, 13:40

hehehe.. cake decorator..

Those piping bag thingies make me think of being 10 and watching "The Generation Game" with my dad.

gen-eral

31st October 2006, 14:02

Was on a virgin train on the way to glasgow from London one night and a tramp got on who had a foot which had gangrene. Stank like fuck. Most antisocial.
http://www.interet-general.info/IMG/Diabetique-Mal-Perforant-et-Gangrene-1.jpg

Daddys Girl

31st October 2006, 14:05

Uuuuurrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

terminal viscosity

31st October 2006, 14:19

"police are monitoring his movements"

emef

31st October 2006, 14:23

boom boom

http://members.madasafish.com/~openbanana/puppets/basil.jpg

soulcheck

31st October 2006, 14:32

thepigjockey

31st October 2006, 15:01

Man sits on train

Isn't that what you meant to type? People seem to be getting the wrong end of the stick (or log).

gen-eral

31st October 2006, 15:04

Somebody actually gets to sit on a train?....on a seat? NEVER heard such the like. :)

julian

1st November 2006, 01:01

grobelaar

1st November 2006, 13:44

Someone in the office says there's been an arrest... checking the internet now...

kams

1st November 2006, 13:50

"Police say the man has soiled at least 30 trains"

"His foul play has caused a total of £60,000 worth of damage and cleaning bills"

Thats twenty grand per shit!

Fuck, it probably happened once, and then the cleaning firm took over!

How can it cost 60k to clean up some shit? I meen, if somthings not amiss there, ill believe anything.

Its the same as graf - when things go to court with graffiti writers they add up the total damage roughly like this:

Number of cars damaged x full ticket revenue for a day for all seats within them...

this is based on the assumption that a damaged/unclean railcar has to be taken out of service to be cleaned...

i think

kams

1st November 2006, 13:53

its like the street value of drugs innit... they'll split 20 kilos of cocaine into individual £50 1 gram wraps to add it all up... to get a big "well done there Flying Squad" total for the news.

julian

1st November 2006, 14:20

Hahahah...

Now that makes me smile. It implies they dont sell as many tickets as theyre one car down...

Like the casiher says "im sorry sir, but we're short of a carrige today, and we've sold all the tickets we have sears for"

60k my ass ; )

kams

1st November 2006, 14:22

yeah - i guess announcing the guy had caused £217 worth of damage would have the same clout...

Loz

1st November 2006, 17:27

this is based on the assumption that a damaged/unclean railcar has to be taken out of service to be cleaned...

reckon fair dos for taking it out of service when someone's done a shit in it...

grobelaar

1st November 2006, 18:21

its like the street value of drugs innit... they'll split 20 kilos of cocaine into individual £50 1 gram wraps to add it all up... to get a big "well done there Flying Squad" total for the news.

I'm sure the point there is though - that the final per gram street value is how much money will be spent on that drug and thus a fair estimation of how much money is going into the crime business machine.

OK, so the Mr big who just shipped it in, is only go to see say £25 per gram by the time he dishes it out to his network of Mr Mediums, who'll only see £15 per gram by the time he's dished out to his Mr Smalltimes who'll see £10 per gram - most of which they'll stick up their own noses during distribution.

thembuzz

1st November 2006, 19:08

are you saying it gets cheaper the further down the chain it goes? that's bad economics...

operator

1st November 2006, 19:43

A tramp got on the train at newcastle when i was coming back fre london a couple of years ago...
i'd bought a synth whilst down there and was transporting it back to ecosse...
the vagrant, dispite proving to be the most amusing and irreverent mother fucker on the carrage, had clearly shat himself.
he sat infront of me from newcastle to edinburgh...
the odour was fuckin horrid, he'd stand up to propose a sexual tryst or 2 with the 17 year old mutton faced girls distributing that train coffee that costs about a grand and doesn't cool down until you get on the return leg of your journey... i'd get a waft each time...
but he had those 80's style headphones, with the foam and that...
a tramp with headphones?
i imagine they were plugged into an old sandwich, but this guy was clearly going to add a bit of jakie panache to the delapidated edinburgh tramp scene...