Dedbeat Chalet nightmare

[phil]

Need another person to fill a chalet of four.

if your not a cunt, let me know..

[alpha_uk]

only if i can sleep in the same room as you phil.

[phil]

Sleep in the same room? I think the beds are all in one room, are they not?

[alpha_uk]

aren’t they caravans?

[phil]

Caravans, i am not sure if they are caravans. what if they were?

[alpha_uk]

...you could write a song about stealing it?

[phil]

te he. that is not a bad idea. I think i will. but when i tow it away in my FTO you and your chalet mates will be in it and i will do a donut and you will get severe brain damage.

[MUX]

havent cut yr tickets yet? i heard it's sold out buddy

[alpha_uk]

as there's only one place left, i should imagine that they'll be your mates. you can keep your stinking ticket. i bet you'll only want to listen to the blazin' squad the whole weekend anyway.

[phil]

listen bravo tango bullshit i know you wanted to toss my salad and now your mad cause i wasn't up for it. see you at the crossroads mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

[alpha_uk]

i'll have my titanium steel serrated serving spoons ready. dont forget the cilantro lime vinaigrette.
see you at the dedbeat.

[phil]

urr cyber-gaylord.

[piscaries]

pardon my american ignorance... but what's a chalet?

[Lady E]

its a swiss cottage, a pretty wooden home, like in "Heidi"
but the ones in UK holiday camps are not real chalets they are more like motel rooms that you get roadside in the US

[dirtyho]

it's like an apartment, they have them in holiday camps, ski resorts etc.

[dirtyho]

emma's right the ones n the UK aren't real chalets, it's probably an aspirational usage of the word to make going to skegness or bognor regis seem more exotic (yeah right!)

[invisibleplanet]

they're made of brick..i imagine they have double glazing...

[phil]

stay on topic. your not being very helpful. how do you think i feel?

[Lady E]

like bobby davro?

[phil]

Right Emma,

I can take take jokes just like anyone, but this feels like a witch hunt. The topic title indicates i was having a very real personal nightmare in regards to a space in my chalet, and comments like " do you feel like Bobby Davro" serve as examples of bizzare rudeness.

In future i would like to see intelligent answers which deal directly with the issue concerned. I hope i am being clear, and in future avoid confrontations like this.

Thank you for listening.

[invisibleplanet]

I thought SOURCE was looking for a place@dedbeat phil?

[phil]

thank you Invisible planet for the relevant post. Your kindness does not go unnoticed. if only more people were like you.

[Lady E]

i suggest you re-edit your top 3 then, to remove the tell-tale davro within

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by phil
if only more people were like you.


there are....emma's quite alot like me ....and baba too ... we even have the same taste in baby dolls and bunnies :!

[invisibleplanet]

i'm just making a JOKE ok.....
i can see this is a bit stressful for u phil - good luck with finding someone .....

[phil]

how would you like it if i was dead. because i may kill myself. (im serious)

[invisibleplanet]

i wouldn't like that at all, phil (i'm serious)

[MUX]

erm this post has gone a bit wild eh?
ps. IP 'Source' is my brother

[invisibleplanet]

ok!! nice taste in poetry he's got there MUX *g

[grobelaar]

Hey Phil have you ever heard the tale of Peter and the Wolf?

[phil]

have you heard of peter pro-noun and the lip ring?

[grobelaar]

Hello Ladies and Gentleman this is your Captain speaking, we interrupt this thread to inform you that the thread has hi-jacked by inanity, the irrelevant and the downright irreverant. Sorry if this has affected the original discussion topic, we will endevour to resume normal service the moment the bullshit levels have sunk to below our noses... :)

[phil]

tickets are not Gold dust. there still are loads.