urinating.

[Jamoid]

for the last 12 hours or so i have experienced the most intense agonizing pain in my whole life. really needed to piss but couldn't at all, and when trying just got really intense pains and pressure in my mantotem. couldn't sleep at all, and was pretty damn close to tears. eventually it fucking cleared. it felt like christmas x20.

cystitis, or whatever the fuck i have, is really shite.

think it's about time i went to see a doctor.

[JE:5]

Drink loads of cranberry juice ;)

[Jamoid]

unfortunately i think it's past the cranberry juice stage, the pain got so bad it started travelling into my kidneys. man i'd have given my right arm if it would've stopped the pain.

i've taken cystitis medicine, hopefully it will help at least until i go to the doctor.

[thepigjockey]

Where's the Official No-Future Doctor when you need her?

[Jamoid]

she is mocking me, while she joyfully pisses with no pain whatsoever.

[emef]

haha you have cystitis... thats funny ;)
i quite enjoy the sweet pain that comes from taking shitloads of speed, then trying to piss

[Jamoid]

about as funny as being forced to eat your own skin at gunpoint.

on a lighter note, watching an anime series at the moment and a character just said this line:

"thankyou, captain, for coming to this squalid garden of manliness."

[gen-eral]

get yourself to the doctor cos you need antibiotics pronto.......it's bloody evil but could be worse....you could have kidney stones and have to pass them through, which is meant to be excruciating.

[Jamoid]

cheers for the help, i'll get to the doctor's soon for some antibiotics.

someone actually gave me negative feedback for this. i can sort of understand it, it's not exactly a good read, but if you've been up all night in excruciating pain you kinda want to tell someone. :(

[emef]

neg feedback for cystitis... divs

have some pos feedback to make up :D

[Jamoid]

thankyou kind sir. :)

edit : sirs/madam

[Jeniffer Mills]

haha you have cystitis... thats funny ;)
i quite enjoy the sweet pain that comes from taking shitloads of speed, then trying to piss

That can be a frightning expierience....Your bladder full of pee, and you stand at the urinal, and it goes . . . . . . . . . dropwise......

Matter of fact, i never have to set a clock to get up in the morning, my bladder wakes me up, with pains up to my kidneys, asking for relief....:D

[thembuzz]

do you keep going for a piss straight after a wank?

[thomas hooked]

get to a bloody doctor quicksmart.

[scott confusion]

I had summit like that about 3 years ago, was horrible but not to much pain more discomfort... went to the docs he had a feel of my balls and checked around my belly to see if it was sair.. got some antibiotics for whatever the fek it was...

[gen-eral]

you should always pee after sex.....perty sure it's the same for boys

[Jeniffer Mills]

you should always pee after sex.....perty sure it's the same for boys

*Ahum* ...Why?

[adsr]

for the last 12 hours or so i have experienced the most intense agonizing pain in my whole life. really needed to piss but couldn't at all, and when trying just got really intense pains and pressure in my mantotem. couldn't sleep at all, and was pretty damn close to tears. eventually it fucking cleared. it felt like christmas x20.

cystitis, or whatever the fuck i have, is really shite.

think it's about time i went to see a doctor.

might wanna try some lavender oil,tea tree oil and just 4drops of pine essential oil in a warm bath for now to help ease pain and such...(worked for me in the past..)
lots of cranberry juice and then go see the DOCTOR ASAP!!!

[adsr]

*Ahum* ...Why?


clears things out and helps prevent against bacteria settling...
good prevention against cystitis....

[gen-eral]

clears things out and helps prevent against bacteria settling...
good prevention against cystitis....

Exactly. :)

[emef]

haha i wonder if jamoid has been putting off going to the doctors until a proper concensus of NF experts has concurred with the 'go to the doctors' advice

very lozish

[Jeniffer Mills]

clears things out and helps prevent against bacteria settling...
good prevention against cystitis....

..Aaahh...ok.... Someone like me who allways uses condoms....;) Did`nt see it from that side....

[adsr]

..Someone like me who allways uses condoms....;) ....

approved..

(the systems not letting me give you any more pts, but if I could....)

[thepigjockey]

Where's the Official No-Future Doctor when you need her?

Ah, ADSR, there you are! :)

[thembuzz]

clears things out and helps prevent against bacteria settling...
good prevention against cystitis....

but for us boys, urinating shortly after ejaculating (or vice-versa) burns to high fuckery. how can it be good if it feels like that? surely pain like that is nature's way of saying, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP IT!"?

[Jeniffer Mills]

but for us boys, urinating shortly after ejaculating (or vice-versa) burns to high fuckery. how can it be good if it feels like that? surely pain like that is nature's way of saying, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP IT!"?

??? Can`t confirm that tho`..

[terminal viscosity]

you should always pee after sex.....perty sure it's the same for boys

or during....

preferably on each others faces and chests

[adsr]

but for us boys, urinating shortly after ejaculating (or vice-versa) burns to high fuckery. how can it be good if it feels like that? surely pain like that is nature's way of saying, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP IT!"?

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/cystitis.htm

maybe this might help...

also - this might be the case of where you have to take the good w/ the bad..

[adsr]

Ah, ADSR, there you are! :)

there is a big difference between a hypochondriac and a Dr.

guess which one I am...lol.

[adsr]

Cool site I found because of this thread that I'm gonna read:

http://www.phagetherapycenter.com/pii/PatientServlet?command=static_ home&secnavpos=-1

I heard a show on this a long time ago and have always been interested in this...so....

[skosh]

bloody hell get to the doctor ffs son! :o

[Jamoid]

haha i wonder if jamoid has been putting off going to the doctors until a proper concensus of NF experts has concurred with the 'go to the doctors' advice

very lozish

i've needed to go for ages, for a few reasons.

fucking terrifies me though. 8-()

[adsr]

i've needed to go for ages, for a few reasons.

fucking terrifies me though. 8-()

hey,
you do realize that something that could have easily resolved
if caught early, won't be so simple to resolve if you put it off...

do your body a favor and get to the Dr...

geez, the body needs at the very least a yearly tune-up/chk up at the
drs...we are super lucky to have the technology and knowledge we have now and you are even luckier if you have the ability to take advantage of it...
some people in the world don't have that ability...don't squander your blessings....



*so - did I sufficiently guilt you into going??...

[Patrick]

I keep humming Frank Zappa's Why Does It Hurt When I Pee ? off Joe's Garage because of this thread.
Get to the doctor birthday boy.

[Spandex]

hey,
you do realize that something that could have easily resolved
if caught early, won't be so simple to resolve if you put it off...

do your body a favor and get to the Dr...

If you want to do your body a favour, go to a doctor in another country :)

It's getting really shit in this country. It's all driven by "targets" and stupid shit which results in them just sending all their patients away with an aspirin unless they are about to die. The result is exactly what you're talking about... stuff tends to get ignored until it's become really serious and hard to treat. Thankyou Thatcher/Blair.

Mate of mine had been visiting UK doctors for years with various symptoms. Always got told it was psychosomatic or stress related. Then he went to his doctor in another country where he now lives... it was a British locum who sent him away again. Another year went by with him still having the symptoms he'd had for a decade... then he went and got a local doctor.. who immediately did blood tests and an MRI scan and discovered he had a tumour pressing on his pineal gland.. and estimated that it had been growing for 20 years.

[kol]

but for us boys, urinating shortly after ejaculating (or vice-versa) burns to high fuckery. how can it be good if it feels like that? surely pain like that is nature's way of saying, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP IT!"?

never noticed this to be honest!

[gen-eral]

or during....

preferably on each others faces and chests

hehehehe

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

If you want to do your body a favour, go to a doctor in another country :)

I had very bad experiences of Doctors in London... and had a pretty low opinion of them in general at the time...

But actually whilst living in Bournemouth and Brighton my gf and I have only had positive experiences with GP's and hospitals, new surgeries, young, eager, up to date and friendly doctors and just generally good.

Not like the Doctor I had in Hackney who when I told him I was shitting blood he just sort of shrugged his shoulders and said 'Do you want a blood test?' and I said 'Do you think I should have a blood test???' and he said 'It's up to you'.

[Yer_Maw]

yeah but thats a legal thing. when i got knocked down recently, the ambulance guy asked me if i wanted to go to hospital. and i was like, well do you think i have to go? this went round in circles for a while, with me eventually realising that htis merry dance was in order so that i have to make that that choice, so he is clean if anything goes wrong.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

yeah but thats a legal thing. when i got knocked down recently, the ambulance guy asked me if i wanted to go to hospital. and i was like, well do you think i have to go? this went round in circles for a while, with me eventually realising that htis merry dance was in order so that i have to make that that choice, so he is clean if anything goes wrong.

nah it really wasn't like that, he wasn't asking my permission like doctors always do he just couldn't give a fuck. He never once looked me in the eye either.. he did that thing where you look at a persons chin or forehead instead.. god it makes me angry...

[JonnySpeed]

or during....

preferably on each others faces and chests

good call. but so long as its in a area with easily clean surface. Perhaps a bath or kitchen floor. In a forrest setting perhaps.

[scott confusion]

never noticed this to be honest!

Me neither! unless ive snapped my banjo string again, now that fecking hurts!

[Jeniffer Mills]

but for us boys, urinating shortly after ejaculating (or vice-versa) burns to high fuckery. how can it be good if it feels like that? surely pain like that is nature's way of saying, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP IT!"?

Fux sake buzz...You need to see the doctor too! lol

I had to overcome my inhibitions too once a few months ago to see a urologist, and i was glad i found a good one....After that you laugh about the stupidness of your provisos.......;)

[adsr]

If you want to do your body a favour, go to a doctor in another country :)

It's getting really shit in this country. It's all driven by "targets" and stupid shit which results in them just sending all their patients away with an aspirin unless they are about to die. The result is exactly what you're talking about... stuff tends to get ignored until it's become really serious and hard to treat. Thankyou Thatcher/Blair.

Mate of mine had been visiting UK doctors for years with various symptoms. Always got told it was psychosomatic or stress related. Then he went to his doctor in another country where he now lives... it was a British locum who sent him away again. Another year went by with him still having the symptoms he'd had for a decade... then he went and got a local doctor.. who immediately did blood tests and an MRI scan and discovered he had a tumour pressing on his pineal gland.. and estimated that it had been growing for 20 years.

are you trying to be contrary??..

the man needs to go to the dr and I'm trying to
talk him into going...and you're giving him a reason
NOT to go???!!....

it's a bit like this weekend when I tell my dad to go and
get an adjustment w/ the Chiro on his back if it's a bit sore...
and he begins this rant that he had a friend(a chain smoker) who went to the
chiro a few year back because it was sore
and had his back adj which caused some tumor had in his chest to
to move and because the cancer had so badly invaded his lungs,
they collapsed and the guy died...

The moral of the story is:
what the hell does this guy have to do w/ anything that I'm talking
about as far as Jamoid going for a Dr. Visit??...
nothing...
and neither does your story Spandex...

Jamoid - Get your arse to the Drs!!...

[soulcheck]

but for us boys, urinating shortly after ejaculating (or vice-versa) burns to high fuckery. how can it be good if it feels like that? surely pain like that is nature's way of saying, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP IT!"?

Don't use soap + water as lubricant when wanking...

[thembuzz]

actually, that reminds me... i once used washing-up liquid as lubricant. nobody else should try that. ever

[adsr]

actually, that reminds me... i once used washing-up liquid as lubricant. nobody else should try that. ever

LOL!!...

[Jeniffer Mills]

actually, that reminds me... i once used washing-up liquid as lubricant. nobody else should try that. ever

...Guess who did the same too......;)

[gypsy_cream]

stoopid

[garew]

If you're in the amish country and you see a man with his arm in a horses ass, thats a mechanic- remember that.

[skosh]

Jamoid - Get your arse to the Drs!!...

thanks darlin

jamie do eet!!!!!!!!!!!!! or you could end up with real kidney problems and end up having to rely on a machine for the rest of your life :(

[Jeniffer Mills]

stoopid


beg your pardon?! Look young lady, when your poor, young and desperate, you have no other choice!!!! :-p

[e_wann]

hmm aving some probs miself but no so bloody bloody for luck sake , i just got a cold on it :D

[thembuzz]

beg your pardon?! Look young lady, when your poor, young and desperate, you have no other choice!!!! :-p

i wasn't poor, but i was desperate for lubricant

anyways, the reason for not using washing-up liquid is not that it causes stinging in the sensitive areas. at least, it didn't in my experience. the result of using washing-up liquid is much, much darker...

[gypsy_cream]

tell me the dark result...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeease

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

yes, dark us up.

[emef]

why washing up liquid?
was she a bit doity like?
and never mind the stinging... what about the bubblefest????
everyone knows surely... herbal essences at a push

[gypsy_cream]

anyone should know that puting detergents internally is fuckin stupid

[emef]

ya think? :D

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

were you doing something so dirty you had to use washing up liquid?

[gypsy_cream]

especially in those areas

[e_wann]

dirty-sat's now live lol

[thembuzz]

anyone should know that puting detergents internally is fuckin stupid

no, no, it wasn't going inside anyone. i can assure you that it was purely for wank purposes

and the reason no man should ever use washing-up liquid, is that it turns the skin on your cock and balls to what i can only describe as paper

[gypsy_cream]

phew...


...but yeh thats pretty dark

[operator]

boy in my old band used toothpaste as lube once...
'paste'...
in what way does that imply lubrication...?
le mong...
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[gypsy_cream]

surely if yer that desperate.... something like olive oil or moisturiser is a bit more realistic?

[adsr]

surely if yer that desperate.... something like olive oil or moisturiser is a bit more realistic?

why are you trying to get into the mind of a man???

when it comes to sex and men...There is NO logic or thought
process....only:

"DO IT!"
"DO IT"
"DO IT"

"There's some dishwashing liquid, sounds good, right!..
let's go!!!"

lol...

Their bodies don't work quite the same as ours, where
we have to worry about the balance that goes on
down inside of us!!...So we have to be a bit more logical..
Men will never know how lucky they are...

[thembuzz]

well, i had no moisturiser - otherwise i would've used it - and olive oil is just too edible for my tastes. i draw the line at food. that shit is just sick and wrong. no, i'll stick with washing-up liquid, thanks