phil still loves dolphins

I heard pablo fiasco may be commisioned for phils first single. i have a copy of his first effort. not sure if it was really on phils tip.

[piscaries]

what the hell is this whole dolphin obsession thing going on?

[piscaries]

that still doesn't clear up the constant insult slinging with dolphins involved. don't you worry about upsetting the dolphin community?

[phil]

i never once insulted a dolphin. please quote me something.

[pille'ocheoni]

Originally posted by phil
i hate dolphins they are the bloody worst, kill em all

[phil]

In which thread did i say this?

[invisibleplanet]

have u got a girlfriend?
where do u live?
what do u look like?
do u dress to the right or left?
do u like mini kieves and wooden beads?
is there a sinister purpose to all these questions?

[piscaries]

regarless if you've insulted them or not, i don't ever recall much talk of dolphins on the board before you appearance. why is there such an interest in dolphins mr phil?

[phil]

dolphins with dredlocks

[Tomoki]

Perhaps he´s the coach of the flipper movie figure????

[piscaries]

don't wind yourself now

[grobelaar]

Phillie-T rocks,

I'm his number one fan...

Hey Phillie, can I have a signed photo of you?

[piscaries]

you've mentioned dolphins in your lovely idea for a visual installation, another lovely idea to print a dolphin on white coveralls, and your avatar is a dolphin with dreds. i think there's a few other instances of dolphin implication, but i can't recall off the top of my head. what's the deal?

[grobelaar]

Seriously though, if you lot are bothered, Phillie is just a wind-up merchant, I take everything he says with a pinch of salt,

Fore example, I don't even know if he is really a producer with releases on Warp and honestly I don't give a shit - partly because I've never to date heard anything on warp that really grabbed my attention and gave up listening ages ago - and secondly nothing decent ever came out of Chelmsford and I don't think that is gonna ever change...

[piscaries]

i'm not concerned with his private life at all and i approach all things phil carefully as well (no offense, just don't know his humor well yet). i just want to know what the dolphin obsession is about!

[pille'ocheoni]

* grrrr *

[deccard]

maybe flipper was his father and he got dreds but phil doesn´t remember him consciously but maybe i don´t care either.

[Weishaupt]

hö
najar..........



hophop

[deccard]

*whistles flipper song*

but this flipper up there looks like he´s havin some fun with some flippergirl under the water...dirty weishaupt

[Weishaupt]

hehehe
animals are our best friends:-)

[deccard]

yes. they give their live for us.

[invisibleplanet]

*cry*

[Weishaupt]

:-(

you are right,deccard

[invisibleplanet]

i talk off-topic shite too
sorry phil

[deccard]

don´t be sad! just don´t eat em. :)

[invisibleplanet]

so - do u eat animals, deccard?

[Weishaupt]

he eat dolphinsmacks

[deccard]

nope. i´m since 5 years a veggie. i tried some bigmacs and fish meanwhile but it´s nothing for me.
but nothing is for eternity...

[deccard]

i tasted shark some years ago. really cool taste.
ever tasted dolphin chips?

[pille'ocheoni]

meat=bad

[Weishaupt]

no......
i dont like fish............just fishstäbchen

[invisibleplanet]

little fish rods?

[pille'ocheoni]

it dont work...........

[phil]

yes it does, wait a second or 2

[phil]

shit, wait a sec...

[Weishaupt]

wintendo rulz

[thetonewrecker]

Capt. Phil on dolphin patrol
hops in his car and off he rolls
down the street to the pier and the docks
looking in the water for a fish with dreadlocks
not to be their friend, or help them in any way
simply to cup his hands to his mouth and shout "HEY DOLPHIN YOU ARE GAY!!!"

The dolphins are wise to stay far from shore....

[phil]

Ladies and gentlemen a sneak preview track from "Sketchs from Sirius via Chelmsford"

This Track is called:

The Clip-on dreadlock shop

its in me folder u bit-of-a rick's
Erutufon Public - our public FTP

get it

[invisibleplanet]

but nonetheless chiruks back 'get lost u warp whore'

[pille'ocheoni]

well thats my b-day............maybe a promo this way?

[phil]

sure thing

[Weishaupt]

im bearless

[pille'ocheoni]

that would be great and ill definetly make a big order from the distributer for the rec store i work at and push it all around town. we both win! want my address?

[JE:5]

Why not join the Phillie T dolphin appreciation club, only £50 a year.
Join now and receive free clip on dreadlocks!

[invisibleplanet]

where do i sign?

[phil]

PM me and i will tell u my address. The membership idea in all seriousness sounds pretty good.

[Weishaupt]

no bear

[deccard]

i wanna sign too but i already got enough clip on dreads. what about some balls? do you got balls?

[phil]

Check out the Clip-on dreadlock shop audio from "sketches from Sirius via chelmsford" from PHILIE-T
the unfuckwitable.

http://erutufon.packts.net/erutufon-public/_WELCOME_TO_ERUTUFON_PUBLIC_FT P_/philie-T/clip_on_dred_shop.mp3

[Weishaupt]

ahar..........

du klamotte auf zwei beinen hast ja einiges druff...........

i understand it...............you know what that means in english you wrote?

[phil]

of course i do

[phil]

Ihre Mama swerves den homosexuellen Zwerg, der auf ihrer unteren Bohrung schlägt, während sie an allen Vögeln im Himmel winks

[Weishaupt]

hehe

[Lady E]

phil do you know pablo fiasco or his work? if you did i dont think you would casually take the piss out of him like that. only friends earn that right.

you'd like him and want to be his friend. he's a really cool talented funny interesting person, with a lot of life experience.

i have no doubt that he would find you as tedious as i do.
end of thread.