Jackass vs Dirty Sanchez

[V Knid esq]

Who would win in a fight?

[spoon]

i'm rooting for mutual assured destruction on this one.

[V Knid esq]

Oh I should have added - no firearms allowed, or the Yanks might have an unfair advantage.

[shuttlecart]

don't mess wi the welsh.....people that speak that funny must be hard

[Yer_Maw]

think the boat sailed on them both quite some time ago

[bracket]

I reckon Dainton and Pritchard alone would wipe the floor with the Jackass crew..

[spoon]

i never really watched dirty sanchez, there's only so much distorted screaming i can tolerate before switching over. i thought jackass was good fun when it was on though.

[joe pinapples]

"Viva La Bam Guys!"
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2006/0819/20060819_111530_cd05vito.jpg

[bracket]

lol

Don Vito is class....poor guy puts up with some proper abuse.

[spoon]

i guess you haven't heard the bad news about don vito allegedly playing mr. tickle with some 14 year old girls recently. very dissapointing, but when you look at the man it's not that suprising.

"stay away from the guy with funny eye."

[bracket]

i guess you haven't heard the bad news about don vito allegedly playing mr. tickle with some 14 year old girls recently. very dissapointing, but when you look at the man it's not that suprising.

"stay away from the guy with funny eye."

Oh dear....had not heard that.

[darrell]

What was the one that pre dates jackass ? it was some thing like y2k ? i have the video some where..

[bracket]

Camp Kill Yourself aka CKY vol 1-4 (dunno if they made anymore)

That was Bam Margera's brainchild and where they got the idea for Jackass from...

[V Knid esq]

i never really watched dirty sanchez, there's only so much distorted screaming i can tolerate before switching over. i thought jackass was good fun when it was on though.


I liked Jackass but ultimately it's just a slightly punker version of US Fratboy "humor"... I think Dirty Sanchez are much funnier and much cleverer (and more hardcore too actually) but maybe that's just cos I've met skaters, especially Welsh ones, like them before so I 'get' their SOH?

[Yer_Maw]

did anyone watch dicking about on bravo? it was the scottish 'jackass' that featured some of the funniest cunts out. their show was pitching the idea for the show to various london tv people by bringing them up to ayreshire, doing the stunts and trying to get the london folk to drink buckfast. so good.

[thepigjockey]

The only clever thing any of these people has done is to get on TV.... Actually you don't have to be clever to do that.

I hope they all die in some horrible pubic-hair-pizza-eating/drawing-pins-in-the-forehead accident.

[darrell]

did anyone watch dicking about on bravo? it was the scottish 'jackass' that featured some of the funniest cunts out. their show was pitching the idea for the show to various london tv people by bringing them up to ayreshire, doing the stunts and trying to get the london folk to drink buckfast. so good.


Thats the one, they are all fool of buckylol

[synchronoise]

Us Welsh have never been so popular. We're the best when it comes to acting like a bunch of dickheads. No one comes close. Never seen Dirty Sanchez though. Sanchez is'nt even a Welsh name. Perhaps it should be called Dirty Dai Morgan.

[emef]

Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner.

It is performed by sticking one's finger (or other object) in one partner's rectum and then swiping a line of feces under the nose, making a "moustache."


very welsh

[big raff]

i shudder to think what catherine ZETA jones means

[wheezer]

I always thought that Jackass/Viva la bam had a proper postmodern vibe.

Dirty Sanchez on the other hand just feels like poor scat humor

[bracket]

Im about to watch Steve O - Out on Bail.

I like the bit where he does a big line of K and falls off a roof.

I'm easily amused.

[thembuzz]

I always thought that Jackass/Viva la bam had a proper postmodern vibe.


you're joking, aren't you? please tell me you're joking

[jukka]

racket;363394']Im about to watch Steve O - Out on Bail.

I like the bit where he does a big line of K and falls off a roof.

I'm easily amused.

is this the one with the "pcp saved my life" dvd ?

[darrell]

i shudder to think what catherine ZETA jones means


lol lol lol

[FiST]

is this the one with the "pcp saved my life" dvd ?

yeh that;s the one, got that and steve-O the early years on dvd for £1 each at the weekend for maxi retardo visuals.

[jukka]

yeh that;s the one, got that and steve-O the early years on dvd for £1 each at the weekend for maxi retardo visuals.

the pcp one is crazy, not really funny.

[Paddy]

did anyone watch dicking about on bravo? it was the scottish 'jackass' that featured some of the funniest cunts out. their show was pitching the idea for the show to various london tv people by bringing them up to ayreshire, doing the stunts and trying to get the london folk to drink buckfast. so good.

haha! only ever saw this once, they were called 'Team Squirrel'.

the one i watched involved them gettin arseholed on The Wine then slidin down a massive slag heap in homemade coffins, much pain and hilarity ensued.

[operator]

aye they'd get producers up from london and that, take them to the woods in fife and set themselves on fire with hilarious results and southerners looking bemused and disgusted...
mon then!
mind the 'pyrimid of doom' where a bunch of them stood on a structure of bins and a boy on a scrambler bike drove through it...
looked fuckin sare likes... no planning
they still laughed through the pain though!
Alba, home of entertaining idiots...
paddy, we shoud take a camera down to scotland yard next time we stay up for 2 days and make pudge do stupid dangerous stuff reckon he'd be up for it...
bang, show on bravo...
"Stockbridge over troubled water"

[tania]

the sanchez crew would win an actual fight against the jackasses. i reckon they'd kick the crap out of them.
as for the fight about which one is a better program, we have no winners there. they are both pretty shit in my opinion.

[garew]

Im from a town that is only 30 minutes away from the Bam crew. I knew some of the skaters that were friends w/ them (probably his older brother). Id say it is not frat humor. They were regularly kicking the shit out of frat boys. Polar opposites actually. The local skate shop was always playing homemade vids of stuff just like Viva. This was back in the early to mid 90's.

[Paddy]

aye they'd get producers up from london and that, take them to the woods in fife and set themselves on fire with hilarious results and southerners looking bemused and disgusted...
mon then!
mind the 'pyrimid of doom' where a bunch of them stood on a structure of bins and a boy on a scrambler bike drove through it...
looked fuckin sare likes... no planning
they still laughed through the pain though!
Alba, home of entertaining idiots...
paddy, we shoud take a camera down to scotland yard next time we stay up for 2 days and make pudge do stupid dangerous stuff reckon he'd be up for it...
bang, show on bravo...
"Stockbridge over troubled water"

haha aye i saw the pyramid of doom one, proper agony. did you see the one when they play a game of fitba with a ball doused in petrol and then set of fire? fuckin hilarious hehehe.

i'm up for that, got a video camera?

[Paddy]

Im from a town that is only 30 minutes away from the Bam crew. I knew some of the skaters that were friends w/ them (probably his older brother). Id say it is not frat humor. They were regularly kicking the shit out of frat boys. Polar opposites actually. The local skate shop was always playing homemade vids of stuff just like Viva. This was back in the early to mid 90's.

here's a vid of mike valelly battering four jocks cos they call him a "skater fag". good soundtrack too.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oX3TvtbuDhU

[operator]

ahh the memories...

lets go ya hunting wi safari hats and buckfast...

[bracket]

...

[bracket]

here's a vid of mike valelly battering four jocks cos they call him a "skater fag". good soundtrack too.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oX3TvtbuDhU

Thats from one of the CKY vids.

Mike V is one huuuge fucker..

[Paddy]

aye you wouldn't fuck with him. i wonder how the fuck he keeps his balance on a board, he looks a bit top heavy.

[aleks]

in ´97 he punched the shit out of henry sanchez at münster mastership...

[Paddy]

aye he's always flippin his lid

[Hand on the Plow]

He's an Ice Hockey player too I think.. I remember an edition of 411 that started with him kicking arse on the rink.

[Paddy]

i played ice hockey when i was a youngster, it got well brutal sometimes. i loved it.

[bracket]

He's an Ice Hockey player too I think..

http://www.skater.ru/images/news/mikev.jpg

[Paddy]

haha he looks like such a jock

[garew]

Of course the OG of all this stuff was GG Allin. But even more fucked up and train wreck. GG really sparks a lot of diff opinions.

[Paddy]

GG makes me feel a bit ill

[garew]

He could bash women in the face with the mic and cover himself in blood but the moment he started taking a shit on stage the room would empty.

[garew]

Wildboyz is the best out of all these shows. Check it if you can.

[penciLneck]

There are also some other crazies called the Dudesons, a bunch of Finnish daredevils, who Bam seems to think are crazier then the lot of them put together. They set each other on fire quite a lot and take great delight in breaking each others bones, they almost burnt their house completely down at one point, their first thought was to save their pet pig.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0774095/

[thepigjockey]

Those crazy Finns!

http://www.fs-film.fi/files/posterpicbig/1032/duudsonit_painoon8.jpg

[V Knid esq]

Holy shit they're mad. Theankle breaking bit in this clip made me wince http://www.thedudesons.com/main.site?action=siteupdate/view&id=17&movie=hp

[thepigjockey]

Holy shit they're mad. Theankle breaking bit in this clip made me wince http://www.thedudesons.com/main.site?action=siteupdate/view&id=17&movie=hp

Kauhea!

[thepigjockey]

http://www.thedudesons.com/main.site?action=siteupdate/view&id=17&movie=outhouse

Paska!

[Jamoid]

Us Welsh have never been so popular. We're the best when it comes to acting like a bunch of dickheads. No one comes close. Never seen Dirty Sanchez though. Sanchez is'nt even a Welsh name. Perhaps it should be called Dirty Dai Morgan.

don't put yersell down so much, you invented the longbow, a tool which played a large part in conquering nations (scotland).

ya cunt.

8-()

[bracket]

Joycey drinking Panchos liposuction fat cocktail in the Dirty Sanchez movie is well fuckin grim.

He is a sick man.

[gen-eral]

Gggggggaaaaaaaddddddd!

[thembuzz]

christ, is this still going?

[Jeniffer Mills]

christ, is this still going?

..right...Just like "sexy underwear" (that dont smell sexy anymore) and the "who would you vote" poll.......

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

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