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keo
8th September 2006, 12:26
Read this in the Dockers Dandy (Daily Record) yesterday, made me laugh!

PLANS FOR M8 BUCKIE TOWER
A RECOVERING alcoholic wants to make a 40ft tower from empty Buckfast bottles.

Terry Kerr plans to stand the landmark in Coatbridge, Lanarkshire, as a warning against Scotland's binge drinking culture.

If it goes ahead, the tower will go up on Black Hill, overlooking the M8 near Airdrie.

Coat bridge has been dubbed Europe's Buckfast capital because of its high sales of the tonic wine.

Terry, 41, of Airdrie, said: "Our intention is not to create a monument to Buckfast, or to drink. It's to kill that image.

"If ever we want to get rid of the Buckfast image in Monklands, then this is it."

The landmark would have steel supports with the bottles held in metal baskets around it and a viewing platform near the top.

Terry plans to approach Nor th Lanarkshire Council for planning permission and funding.

But Central Scotland MSP Margaret Mitchell said: "I don't think this should be supported."





Fuckin hell Terry Kerr, all those years of hitting the bottle must have really fucked up your brain if you think building a tower out of empty buckfast bottles is going to give a warning against binge drinking! Unbelievable!

Rogue Molecule
8th September 2006, 12:33
Unrelated, but my one lasting memory of Coatbridge is seeing an ambulance with sirens and lights on fly up the pedestrian street in the centre, pull up outside Greggs and nip in for a pasty before speeding off again.

darrell
8th September 2006, 12:34
Terry plans to approach North Lanarkshire Council for funding.

Thats the key to this story

AVX23
8th September 2006, 13:21
My family are from coatbridge - less o it :) heh

but it's all fucking true, what can I say - where else can u get buckie on tap (apart from in the wetherspoons - trust them to get it wrong huh).

Buckfast - the true drug for the rave generation.

bracket
8th September 2006, 13:44
I always wonder how many Scots have actually visted Buckfast Abbey?

http://www.buckfast.org.uk/

I do love the tonic though...get pure mash up on that stuff.

:)

AVX23
8th September 2006, 13:48
I've heard we're barred in case we try and take samples.

Rab c did a pilgage, sure it was on the tv aons ago.

was trying to see a still from it but all i could find was this monkey

http://www.creaturefeature.co.uk/images/rabcnesbit.jpg