I woke up naked in the street

[Laszlo]

So I was at Paul Fowlers bank holiday party.....having lots of drinks, meeting some nice new people.........until Raf (his flatmate) hands me some E punch....."it's a bit soupy" he says, "it's the dregs of the bowl". So I drink this cup worth not thinking it will do much and within 20 minutes I feel like I've done 5 pills - eyes shakin to the max, slurring like a cunt, rambling on like a twat to Phil (sorry not normally that annoying).

All is fine, raving it up, having lots of fun - most fucked I've ever been on e - christ.

Cycle home to my flat (on a main road in Peckham) at 5ish, get in to bed - check - next thing I remember I've woken up naked in the street locked out!

What the Fuck! I'm pacing around like care in the community cunt, cold feet on the concrete, an African couple perhaps on thier way to church passing me. Took me a while to realise I was naked and in the street...but then tried to pull open the locked front door - still so twatted it takes me ages to think of ringing the bell - luckily DJ Rubbish upstairs lets me in i manage to make it back to my flat.

I'm split between thinking it was the best and funniest thing thats happen to me and feeling vunerable and traumatised. It's the waking up outside which was the scariest - no recollection of getting there. I suppose i've lived the dream - just glad no Peckham nutters wanted to bum me oh kick my head in.

Class

[Jeniffer Mills]

lol

[ivan]

good job sir!

looking forward for tomorrows episode of " a fat women walked passed me on the street this morning "

[joe pinapples]

jeeze oh thats mental. livin la vida loca indeed

[Ladytron]

Laszlo, are you sure that maybe after coming back home your girlfriend didn't throw you outside cause you were a bad lover ?!

:-)

[Szymek]

good party ;)

[komakid]

nuff said

[operator]

good work...

saturday had a couple pills & some MDMA pooder at a house party...
was djing, took ages to come up, pills got fucking Ronseal wood varnish on em or something, found myself abandoning beats and playing japanese versions of michael jackson and prince accapellas...
I woke up naked in a strange place too...
but it was pretty nice so i stayed until today...
hhmmmm,
extend weekends...

[Eva]

Similar things happened to me when I was younger. I used to wake up with clothes from my boyfriend, furniture moved during the night, i had phone calls with my mum / family and stuff like that without remembering anything but also without taking e before...

[operator]

narcolepsy and ghosts?

[Eva]

it was more like sleep-walking

[thepigjockey]

(found this out afterwards) It was 8 or 9 a.m. and the party had kind of finished. I'd been foaming at the mouth and trying to put a plastic bag with a record in it on my foot thinking it was a shoe. My friend decided it was probably a good time to drive me back to his flat. I started following him up the stairs to the flat. Apparently I said one word, 'sausages', and then walked back down the stairs onto the street. A while later my friend's mum came across me (fully clothed :) ) lying flat on my back on the pavement. She suggested I get inside and get some sleep. So I did. By the way, the street in which I was asleep was also the same street as the police station :(

Yes, it's scary and yes, you're lucky :)

[Laszlo]

I just went out to do some shopping - coming back in to the building gave me the shudders. Oh...I forgot to say I also pulled the door handle off while trying to get back in.

Ladytron - My girlfriend laughed her head off and said "at least you are in good shape" lol Another friend said "maybe you gized on someone"

The thing is - I love being naked - I'm scared it will supress my lack of inhibitions.

Spandex has got a great story about a pissing lady - when he's back from his hols you should press him about it.

[Lady E]

ha!! i was too ill to attend said party but on reflection, im glad, there but for the grace of god go i.

[Laszlo]

one day we'll meet Emma - and I'll try not to be naked

[Lady E]

one day we'll meet Emma - and I'll try not to be naked

i'll try too laz.

[V Knid esq]

Hahaha good going :az. I was supposed to be there too, but given my record of waking up in flower beds, I'm possibly rather glad I didn't make it either:-p :D

[Laszlo]

yeah - I was expecting you Joe - bloody good house party - the boys put some real effort in to the night.

[Lighter Thief]

It happens to all the coolest people, mate. We're an elite club.

http://www.no-future.com/erutufon/showthread.php?t=10701

[Paddy]

i've woken up outside a few places with no recollection of getting there (lighter thiefs house for one) but i've never been naked, yet....

[operator]

i've woken up outside a few places with no recollection of getting there (lighter thiefs house for one) but i've never been naked, yet....

yer not trying hard enough...
gud weekend?

[Laszlo]

Respect blood - I feel alot better now I know i'm not alone.

I bet you didn't have a little shrunken E cock to ..err..show off

[Loz]

http://www.bassinvaders.net/images/Naked_Orange_Man.jpg

Laszlo and Bracket hang out at the weekend.

[Laszlo]

Thats not helping Loz - I'll come and bum your arse off if needs be.

[Loz]

with your tiny e cock?

[Laszlo]

it's back to normal now pal

[Loz]

I'll shut up, then

not sure I could withstand a bumming from that monster

[Laszlo]

I'm confused and fragile at the moment...i don't really want sex with you.

[Loz]

cocktease

[operator]

Respect blood - I feel alot better now I know i'm not alone.

I bet you didn't have a little shrunken E cock to ..err..show off

ha ha...
:D
i only think 1 person saw me and she joined me in embracing naturism on chemicals, so i think the lack of blood in my brain did me favours elsewhere... fun fun fun
got stomach cramps and a differently shaped back though...

worth it, always is...

[Paddy]

yer not trying hard enough...
gud weekend?

aye it most certainly was, you can read all about it here lewis: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&pop=1&ping=1

messy styles!

[operator]

whit? sex and fighting?
good work...
who's the lucky girl (you beat up) and the badass dude (you enjoyed tough love with)...
;)

[Paddy]

hahaha!

check yer pm's d00d.

[philie-t]

alright Laz, good to meet you in the real word.

[Laszlo]

You too - honestly I'm not normally such a fuck up - I got well dosed - well my story is testament to that innit.

[decadnids]

hehe thats funny laszlo, i can honestly say that when i met you, you were not a fuck up ! :)

[registered]

hahaha, thats good :)
free willy,eh?

[Annefrankingmachine]

i had some o that e punch that Laszlo had.
it doesn't suprise me at all that you woke up naked on the street laszlo.
shit in the brain that stuff were strong strong strong. So strong.
days and days it took me to recover.

[operator]

yeh you look rough in you avitar... ;)

[V Knid esq]

Laz has gone very quiet. I'm picturing him sitting in a darkened room, rocking like a Romanian orphan.

[Loz]

or locked out his house, stark bollock naked, thinking "oh no, no again"

[V Knid esq]

Haha I'm going to nip round to Peckham and set up a Lazcam outside his front door just in case.

[kams]

maybe the experience has freed him from the shackles of clothing altogether - and he's doing a land's end to john o'groats style naked walk?

[Laszlo]

Knids - I'm fine - I'm just laughing about it now - I'm actually glad that it happened. I drilled the handle back on the main door yesterday - so there was a sense of closure there.

Anne franking darling - thank you - you helped me out at my most shakey eyed mess...and yes..I still think you look like a french lover - all that poncy hair all over the gaff - class

[Spandex]

This made me laff so much I had to phone Laz (from hols in France) and ask him if it was really true. I think it cost me about £10 but was worth it.

I reckon you were still in holiday mode Laz... your brain thought you were skinny dipping in a French lake. Wish I could have seen the moment when Rubbish opened the door.

I'm almost glad that I was away for that party.. I was gonna go to it until it was moved.. and I'd have been staying at yours if I had.

[Loz]

This made me laff so much I had to phone Laz (from hols in France) and ask him if it was really true. I think it cost me about £10 but was worth it.

see you couldn't stay away from the internet on holiday, then.

[Lady E]

what is this new e punch craze all about - ive been to several parties this summer where e's were placed in alcoholic beverages. it's madness i tell you.

[Sheridan]

what is this new e punch craze all about - ive been to several parties this summer where e's were placed in alcoholic beverages. it's madness i tell you.


hell, pack some up in a water bottle and send it my way. :illin:

[Laszlo]

it's madness i tell you.

It's nakedness I tell you.

[May Kasahara]

what is this new e punch craze all about - ive been to several parties this summer where e's were placed in alcoholic beverages. it's madness i tell you.

I reckon Troymoyonions started it with all his talk of boil-e's.