Edinburgh Festival!!!

[joe pinapples]

I cannot believe there is no thread celebrating Edinbergs Fringe Festival. This picture sums up for me what its all about.

http://www.ukchinesemusic.com/Edinburgh-fest.jpg



I am not bitter at being too broke to go along. Anyone who suggests otherwise is telling lies.

[emef]

i want to go see lucy porter there, she's pretty funny but only gets to be on those top 100 programs or as part of a quiz tv team

[joe pinapples]

cool - anyone else seen/gonna see some fringe stuff?

[Yer_Maw]

went to see ed byrne the other week, was pretty poor actually. but got richard herring and doug stanhope on sunday, ey ya bam

[Paddy]

went to see Simon Munnery the other day, was well good. the third part of his show was conducted in princes st gardens with a box of cheap red win and 50 plastic cups!

i get to see everythin at the stand for free so i'm gonna beastit for the remainder of the fringe...

[joe pinapples]

groovey, simon munnery can be hilarious.

[gypsy_cream]

only really been seein some of the stuff in the streets and other stuff....some mates were through paintin graffiti the other day and a random french dude joined in and painted a character imbetween their pieces, love that kinda stuff about the festival... the clubs have been really busy too. djin on tuesday twas a sweatbox. also saw puppetry of the penis last week, pretty funny watched 2 dudes playin with their willies makin kfc shapes and stuff.

[operator]

would have liked to see dylan moran...
he decribed edinburgh and glasgow as 2 cities that used to go out together but had an acrimonious break up...

[aic_det]

essential shoe wearing at the Festival...

http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/2089/blueshoesku2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[aic_det]

saw this fella last night...

That 1 Guy is a magnificently insane one-man show. The home made 7ft galvanized steel pipe, two-stringed instrument known as The Magic Pipe, is brought to life by electronic gadgets and it’s creator Mike Silverman. Whatever drove the mild-mannered Silverman to do this is debatable, but one thing is for sure: fans of the musically bizarre will be forever grateful.

www.that1guy.com

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/5236/1guyqc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[keo]

Last time I went (2 years ago) me and my mate went to that shop that sells the shrooms, took some truffles, went to a strip club, then to a stand up comedy thing that we were late for, so had to sit right at the front. we got the piss ripped out us by the compere for a most of the night!

To cut a long story short, we missed the last bus home and the night/morning just got crazier and crazier... and it was really misty too, which made it all the more bizarre!

aye big up the fringe, its a fuckin blast!

has anyone seen that movie about the fringe, with that Nardini bird in it, whose a comedy critic and she gets pumped off one of the comedians? its a strange one!

[gypsy_cream]

that film looks shit.

[keo]

it is, but it beats watching dutch tv lol

[gypsy_cream]

fair enough

when i was in amsterdam i once watched a film with m wallace in it playing a drag queen...all dubbed in dutch.. was an experience.

[keo]

its not a language I enjoy listening to, in any state of mind!

[penciLneck]

heh.

[Paddy]

Last time I went (2 years ago) me and my mate went to that shop that sells the shrooms, took some truffles, went to a strip club, then to a stand up comedy thing that we were late for, so had to sit right at the front. we got the piss ripped out us by the compere for a most of the night!

To cut a long story short, we missed the last bus home and the night/morning just got crazier and crazier... and it was really misty too, which made it all the more bizarre!

aye big up the fringe, its a fuckin blast!

has anyone seen that movie about the fringe, with that Nardini bird in it, whose a comedy critic and she gets pumped off one of the comedians? its a strange one!

can't buy shrooms anywhere at all anymore, gutted.

[operator]

mission to penicuik!

[Paddy]

fuck that for a giraffe.

[gypsy_cream]

mission to penicuik!

defo .....silverburn

[operator]

better than mission to burma

there's shroom for everyone...!

[joe pinapples]

cannot wait for Mushroom season - it'll be delayed this year cos of the hot weather probs . . . I'm aff to Milngavie!

Have a good comedy fest Yer_Maw!

[skosh]

went to see keiretsu last week, really good night
this week im goin to see radiohead & beck tuesday and friday i'm goin to the military tattoo, free ticket from work stylee lol

[scott confusion]

The festival has been wkd, meet some realy cool lovely people- seen some realy funny shit.. some atmosphere in the area..
went to see "confessions of a paralysed porn star" its pretty funny..
anyone seen chris the digiradoo guy hes brilliant.. digiredoo techno. woawa
think im going to go and see max romeo tonight..
ive been absoulutly hammered every day since the festival started.

[Paddy]

isn't max romeo £16 or somethin?

[scott confusion]

isn't max romeo £16 or somethin?

aye a think so, but im going to do a wee bit of flyering and get in for nowt.

[Paddy]

farkin 'ell, 16 bucks to see one person, forget it.

that seed records night in october's £16, and there're about 8000 people playing.

[scott confusion]

farkin 'ell, 16 bucks to see one person, forget it.

that seed records night in october's £16, and there're about 8000 people playing.

yeah man i agree but there aint much is there in the burger tonight is er??... was going to head through to monox but gotta work tomorrow cos of all the flooding last night even in work right now.

plump djs for 12 quid ;)

[Paddy]

hrrm, fuck work and come to monox with me...

that's what sickies are for!

[scott confusion]

hrrm, fuck work and come to monox with me...

that's what sickies are for!
would do mate but getting good dosh for being in and its pretty hektake here.. whole of cumbernauld has nae water and over 50 places have sewege running down there streets hehehee.. ppl had to get evacuated last night in edinburgh as well hahaa http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/5265518.stm
its all fun and games.

[Paddy]

och, i cannae get any edinburgh poofs into it.

[scott confusion]

shut it bitch ;)

[Paddy]

i thought glesga peeps were hardcore as well...

well, most of the are.

scott, you've changed...

[scott confusion]

i thought glesga peeps were hardcore as well...

well, most of the are.

scott, you've changed...
dinnie be challeging me err young patrick ken an nat nae know..
fucking gagging fur a good mnx evening though.

erm aye no maybes im confuzed

[Paddy]

fancy gettin pished? i've got a big bottle of Leffe and a full bottle of Old Vaginal Discharge (rum).

[operator]

sounding like i may get a 'hooters-o-gram'?

[scott confusion]

fancy gettin pished? i've got a big bottle of Leffe and a full bottle of Old Vaginal Discharge (rum).

sounds gid.. gimmie a buzz after 5

[Paddy]

sounding like i may get a 'hooters-o-gram'?

lookin forward to it lewis? get to see loads of tit and fanny for free, so it cannae be all bad...

@scott, will do. i'm still swithering on the monox idea though, but i could fit a few in before i go, no doubt.

[scott confusion]

lookin forward to it lewis? get to see loads of tit and fanny for free, so it cannae be all bad...

@scott, will do. i'm still swithering on the monox idea though, but i could fit a few in before i go, no doubt.

so paddy yeah joined the hippys and went tae messenger.. i was super fkd.. what happened to you? i woke up this morning to find fay had came round stripped of all my clothes and drew "just ram me here" on my back with a arrow pointing to my ass 8-()

[gypsy_cream]

haha class

[scott confusion]

haha class
yeah it gets funnier -- had to get up to answer the door to some guy who is going to rent the spare room for the festival.. obvously didnt have a clue that was written on my back so only had a towel to rap round-- he must have thought what the fuck, a half naked young man with ram me here drawn with a thick black ink marker with a arrow continuing down passed me towel.
shit not looking fwd to going home today ;)

[operator]

hahahahah haha
thats fucking brilliant

[Paddy]

hahaha nae joy scott!

i think i just wobbled home, can't really remember...

[Paddy]

did you make it to work scott?

[AVX23]

farkin 'ell, 16 bucks to see one person, forget it.

that seed records night in october's £16, and there're about 8000 people playing.

those 8000 people are not max romeo tho eh ;) I'll have me iron shirt ready for this yin likes :)

[scott confusion]

did you make it to work scott?
aye made it ok - 20 mins late though but still had me greasy spoon before i went.

[Goonie]

thought some of you peeps might be interested in this...

http://www.auroranova.org/phloxAntigram/event.php?eventNr=114&Kategorie=2006&picChg=1

"One of the UK's most innovative and visionary young talents."
British Theatre Guide

2005 Herald Angel winner, Darren Johnston, brings together a stellar cast of international performers in this after-dark, eccentric cabaret with a difference.
Featuring original music by artists from cult indie dance music label - Warp records and highly accomplished Christian Vogel, Outre merges live art, dance, theatre and cutting edge music to create a distinctly altered theatrical world.

Johnston is an acclaimed multi disciplinary artist who has sculpted a strong reputation for his distinct dance and installation works. Collaborating with renowned artists including Squarepusher, Aphex Twin and Chris Cunningham, his unique style has won him numerous international awards that show an exceptional talent for experimentation and a clear alternative voice.

[scott confusion]

that looks great goonie.. last show is on the night.. u ken were the venue is?

[AVX23]

st stephens street man - I think that's off broughton st no ?

Looks wicked - music by liddel and vogel, and tim exile in the cast ?!?!? wow

Might go check that one out.

[Goonie]

I think it's the church on st. stephens street - voted one of the best fringe venues, looks really good...

[gypsy_cream]

i nearly went there last week to go to a dance/hiphop/graf type thing put on by french dudes called "street life" sounds cheesy but i heard it was well good...wish i went now.
might check this thing out.

[scott confusion]

yeah i nearly went to but was to fucked and girl was being high maintenance .... bet it was wkd.. fecking last night of it anol aswell.

[Goonie]

yeah i nearly went to but was to fucked and girl was being high maintenance .... bet it was wkd.. fecking last night of it anol aswell.

think it's on this weekend too scott
Aug 23 - 28
11.45 pm

http://www.edfringe.com/shows/detail.php?action=shows&id=OUTRE

[bob]

that looks great goonie.. last show is on the night.. u ken were the venue is?



ken? who the fck is this ken i keep hearing about??? paddys right scott you've been made east side

[scott confusion]

cheers goonie, i didnt relise its on until the 28th. sweet im well going!

[scott confusion]

cheers goonie, i didnt relise its on until the 28th. sweet im well going!

[scott confusion]

ken? who the fck is this ken i keep hearing about??? paddys right scott you've been made east side

you dont know ken? he is the cousin of innit...

east side feck off im here as part of the recolonisation programme YA YA YA