What you doin ??

[Smartie]

This weekend ??

I'm gonna get mangled and go to the football, try not to get arrested. Then after some vomit chewing and pissing in wardrobes, suffer the joys of a sunday hangover.

Sunday - going to watch my sister in law playing a gig at oran mor !!

Monday - get to work at all costs

what are you groovy pussies up to. ????

[AVX23]

I kill combine and then visit me ma.

[mim]

Deadbeat plays here today and we'll see what next.

[shuttlecart]

werkin all weekend you piss taking cunt

[spoon]

going to the cinema tomorrow, dunno what to see yet. the options are....atomised, nacho libre, the notorious bettie page, miami vice or that new luc besson one - can anyone recommend anything there?

[joe pinapples]

crying, wanking, pot noodle


repeat till monday

[shuttlecart]

going to the cinema tomorrow, dunno what to see yet. the options are....atomised, nacho libre, the notorious bettie page, miami vice or that new luc besson one - can anyone recommend anything there?

the bint in betty page looks amazing in stockings...or jack black in tights...your choice...

[bracket]

Gonna stay in and smoke crack pipes...maybe watch some ATHF...

[kol]

racket']Gonna stay in and smoke crack pipes...maybe watch some ATHF...

no your not your coming to bangface ya doughnut :)

[Paddy]

nowt, gonna stay in all weekend too.

[jukka]

dunno,maybe go fishin a bit tomorrow.maybe go and watch futbol on sunday.
but on monday i'll 100% go and see the skatalites live on stage and i am really looking forward to !

http://skatalites.com/images/pg/skat002.jpg

[synchronoise]

Browse bizarre porn site's, Walk the dog and wander the streets late at night wearing ladys underwear.

[bracket]

but on monday i'll 100% go and see the skatalites live on stage and i am really looking forward to !


Me well jealous...!

[JE:5]

This tommorrow -

http://dubstepforum.com/files/western_pub_poster_web_111.gif

[bracket]

^^^^That also looks quality ^^^^^

[jukka]

racket']Me well jealous...!

you can go and see them in london on 3rd of september at the jazz cafe :) ... if ya like to.

[bracket]

Raah - nice one Jukka....Will be in London that weekend.

[jukka]

its on a sunday though ;), but probably good for a hangover sunday evening.

[bracket]

its on a sunday though ;), but probably good for a hangover sunday evening.

Well, DMZ is the night before and i reckon thats gonna be full on...Skatalites would be the perfect wind down. ;)

[bob]

after DMZ innit...I trust I'll see you tonight brakcet?

[Eva]

going out tonight, nothing tomorrow & work on sunday

[gypsy_cream]

im going to see puppetry of the penis tonight ...then not sure what afterwards..

[Ladytron]

i think you all know what i'll be doing.

long live my titties!

[mdk]

in public theyre called food fountains dear.

[stinkfinger]

tonight working on a track with emef.

tommorow night, playing the hardest gabber set i can muster up

sunday working in the shop :-(

[thesnailsshow]

Weed and Guitar all weekend long !

[Ladytron]

in public theyre called food fountains dear.

well i must admit they squirt very often. i do feel as a food fountain.
http://www.ridingsun.com/files/mamaKannonFountain3.JPG

and what you'll be doing is.... burping her on your shoulder :-)

[AVX23]

heh, nice - domestic bliss :) hope baba is good :)

[grievous G]

uio

[grievous G]

racket']Well, DMZ is the night before and i reckon thats gonna be full on...Skatalites would be the perfect wind down. ;)


Oops!

Easy ben.

Went to see the Skatalites a few months ago at the jazz cafe... they tore the place to pieces. Haven't seen a crowd response like that for ages.

Got well over exited and ended up getting fucked up on a thuursday night... watch yerself.

Check out the drummer... one of the original Skatalites. got a mad unique ruff kind of style. Sounds just like he did on the records which were done forty years ago.

Jealous.

p.s. your camera never turned up at the corsica studios... sorry mate. Just got a load of (apparently) killer photos back... haven't seen them yet. Will get them poste soon.

You going to be in London carnival weekend? We got interakt at public life on the friday... got martin and guinea from rubadub and club 69 coming down.

[Sheridan]

might grab a drink tonight.
haning out this weekend mostly.
gonna hit up the record shop and the famers market.
tying to get a massage as well.
playing records with my friend balz, who was a brief member of the board but pussed out cause he is flaky.

[terminal viscosity]

tonight

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7916/webflyer8ff.jpg

tomorrow

http://www.twistedagency.co.uk/flyers/oddnutbackhamster.jpg

[Ladytron]

heh, nice - domestic bliss :) hope baba is good :)

everyone is doing good :-)

[thepigjockey]

Hassling clients for money :(
Taking the photo's for a friend's daughter's christening- getting stressed in a suit in hot weather, my favourite :(
Sunday chilling out :)

edit ^ that sounded gloomy. I'm not really gloomy, and I don't mind that I'm not going out. I'll get loads of cake at the christening party so that's a bonus.

[hektor ruiez]

curry tonight and tomorrow. fatty fatty toad face.
and nursing my broken foot back to health.

[big raff]

my broken footwhat happen?

[hektor ruiez]

street violence.

[hektor ruiez]

naw, i bust it doing strip the willow at at a wedding. ouch

[bob]

Oops!


You going to be in London carnival weekend? We got interakt at public life on the friday... got martin and guinea from rubadub and club 69 coming down.


sounds good might pop down...glasgow peeps represent an all that

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Getting ready to go to france for two weeks on Weds. wooohoo..

[adsr]

Originally had planned to wash my hair tonight, but got asked out on a date instead...
sat - get a pedicure and lunch (w/ my sister n law and niece - they are super girlie, so I'm doing the girlie bit w/ them..)
mail out whuffles package - sorry man..
swim/workout
buy a flight ticket to the uk for my holiday.
take sugar and pea on a long walk around the apt complex w/ their new bling-bling collars...
sunday -
swim/workout..
sleep and watch tv till monday...

[adsr]

Getting ready to go to france for two weeks on Weds. wooohoo..

damn, your one line answer was better than my whole weekend..
(except for tonite of course..)

[Ladytron]

Getting ready to go to france for two weeks on Weds. wooohoo..

will you have internet there? if not, will you survive without it?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I am taking my laptop cos I'm planning to do some sound recording.. but no internet... which I'm looking forward to...

[Sheridan]

I will also be heading to the pub on sunday morning to watch liverpool play chelsea in the charity shield match.

[Paddy]

i just got back from the pub and i'm in a bad modd because some prick ruined my night.

[Sheridan]

i just got back from the pub and i'm in a bad modd because somebody ruined my night.

make a track then.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

yeah turn the modd into chords

[Paddy]

don't have the means right now which makes my mood even worse.

[bracket]

i just got back from the pub and i'm in a bad modd because some prick ruined my night.

Ditto

[adsr]

ya know...street kids don't have the means and yet they are able to grab what ever is available to make music...buckets, spoons...etc, etc...

quit ya whining!!!...

:)

[Whuffle]

[QUOTE=adsr]
mail out whuffles package - sorry man. QUOTE]

:) don't worry. I am SOOOO busy, and haven't got round to your's either! But I will I promise. Working on an X-mas menu based on medieval English cookery, which takes a huge influence from persian food.

[thembuzz]

nice that the crusaders managed to pick up a few recipe ideas while they were out slaughtering muslims

[Paddy]

racket']Ditto

it's a fuckin cunt innit

[adsr]

[QUOTE=adsr]
mail out whuffles package - sorry man. QUOTE]

:) don't worry. I am SOOOO busy, and haven't got round to your's either! But I will I promise. Working on an X-mas menu based on medieval English cookery, which takes a huge influence from persian food.


The menu sounds pretty cool...
don't worry about sending me anything....
what's the menu for?..your restaurant?..

[bracket]

it's a fuckin cunt innit


Don't let it get ya blud. I have found reading about my hippocampus and general short term memory loss has made me forget about things...

;)

[emef]

don't have the means right now which makes my mood even worse.

what are ya typing these messages on?
is it a computer?
i've heard ya can make music on dem fings now
dunno if the geeza that told me was avin me on or not
sounds a bit far fetched :-p

[bracket]

Nah its true...

[Paddy]

hoho nah mate, my mac's fucked, all it's good for is browsin da web, all external audio !includin headphones) doesnae work i'm afraid. i'm not in the mood to make music anyway.

@bracket, yeah, i'm reading now and also thinkin about my lack of hangover tomorrow, so i'm startin to get over it.

[aleks]

dunno,maybe go fishin a bit tomorrow.maybe go and watch futbol on sunday.
but on monday i'll 100% go and see the skatalites live on stage and i am really looking forward to

not this monday, cunt. the next monday...much fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun:) this weekend was shite, like always.

[mdk]

I am taking my laptop cos I'm planning to do some sound recording.. but no internet... which I'm looking forward to...

you'll end up hijacking the wireless connection from some french farmer.

i know your sort

[V Knid esq]

I am nursing a cunt of a hangover and fuming because the plumber who's taken two weeks to do a four-day job redoing our bathroom has failed to turn up AGAIN.

[Paddy]

i'd fuckin love to be a plumber

[mdk]

its gotta be the best job...

yeah mate i need some materials...go and sit in your van for an hour smoking fags, drinking tea and reading the sun...then come back with some old part that you dont need..

200 quid.

bastards.

[bracket]

Im eating a cheese sandwich, drinkin a mug o tea and listening to old dnb records wondering where it all went wrong...

[gypsy_cream]

dunno how i was a prick, you said you werent gonna be out last night and i didnt want any aggro..so i wasnt bein a prick paddy.

[jukka]

not this monday, cunt. the next monday...much fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun:) this weekend was shite, like always.

jah i know that as well since yesterday evening and i was so excited for monday, now i have to wait another long week.

[jukka]

i've been drunk and was speaking english yesterday....i think i insulted my friends in a friendly way lol

[love_tempo]

I am nursing a cunt of a hangover and fuming because the plumber who's taken two weeks to do a four-day job redoing our bathroom has failed to turn up AGAIN.

Everyone knows that a plumbers four-day job takes at least 3 weeks. Didn't anyone tell you?

[Jeniffer Mills]

I`m gonna start a fight...Just out of pure boredom....

[spoon]

go for it man. video it too!

[jukka]

yes, get yer4 head smashed in.

[Jeniffer Mills]

yes, get yer4 head smashed in.

WTF?! Are you the one who wants TO BE SMACKED FIRST??? C´MON BUDDY !! C´MON!!!!

[love_tempo]

i'd fuckin love to be a plumber

I thought you wrote you'd love to fuck a plumber. Worrying...

[love_tempo]

As for me, I've walked the dog and cleaned the house and now I'm drinking dodgy cheap Cava left over from last night and eating a 10 for £1 choc ice.

[jukka]

WTF?! Are you the one who wants TO BE SMACKED FIRST??? C´MON BUDDY !! C´MON!!!!

um 11 aufm spielplatz.......ALTER

[thepigjockey]

i've been drunk and was speaking english yesterday....i think i insulted my friends in a friendly way lol

What did you say? I'm curious 'cos swearing in a foreign language is difficult to get the hang of. I called someone a horse's c*nt in Finnish 8-()

[jukka]

well i think it was just the typical boring swearing like cunt, twat, bastard etc...

maybe aliks knows mor !??

[aleks]

he called me cunt, prick, cunt, cunt, cunt, prick, cunt...

and he said to a girl:"oi! you prickno bitch..."

[jukka]

and he said to a girl:"oi! you prickno bitch..."

lol

really ?

[thepigjockey]

"oi! you prickno bitch..."

That's a new one to me-

prickno=prick+techno????

[aleks]

jukka, yes...
tpj, yes...

[thepigjockey]

Calling someone 'a prick' is usually enough in England, well, you know for the next time...

[jukka]

i probably wouldn't call anyone i don't knowa prick if i'd be on holiday in england.

i just sweared at my friends.

i think prickno came up when esther and grant were in berlin, i called their music uk prickno by that time.

[thepigjockey]

So Prickno is a music genre? I'm a fan already.

[Jeniffer Mills]

he called me cunt, prick, cunt, cunt, cunt, prick, cunt...

and he said to a girl:"oi! you prickno bitch..."

....A normal conversation then?

However..."prickno bitch" made me laugh...lol

[AVX23]

I been at the edinburgh fringe today, pile of raving eejits :)

highlight was me dragging my mum and dad onto the roof terrace at the museum, fukkin cool up there.

Got noised up for smoking a fag in a bus stop, nearly punched a schemie for being wide tae my ma.

Fun day :)

[V Knid esq]

I've just finished a co-op lasagne (comfort food!) and a vodka with sainsbury's fresh squeezed orange juice with raspberry pulp, which is the nectar of the gods... now I'm starting to feel the temptation to have a couple more and get a taxi over to the pub to DJ instead of driving:-p

[nikrem]

I`m gonna start a fight...Just out of pure boredom....

handbags at dawn

[nikrem]

i'm going to pretend that i'm ron hardy for a bit, eat a curry, roll a dolphin, watch a difficult film, and fall into my big, fluffy freshly laundered bed.

[jukka]

So Prickno is a music genre? I'm a fan already.


lol


i just had 3 wheat beers, gonna roll me a spliff now and fall asleep soon probably.
going to watch futbol tomorrow (is this spelled right ? my brain refuses to tell me how its spelled correct)

[bracket]

at Life FM....playin old skool rave ups...

http://www.lifefm.co.uk

[Paddy]

dunno how i was a prick, you said you werent gonna be out last night and i didnt want any aggro..so i wasnt bein a prick paddy.

wasn't even you, but now it is/was.


sorry folks.

bye.

[V Knid esq]

i'm going to pretend that i'm ron hardy for a bit


Woola, what a good thing to do of a weekend! I'm going to try that next time I've got some free time :)

[Daddys Girl]

this weekend:

Yesterday - my sisters 32nd birthday party :)

Today - currently @ work getting ready for the influx of A-Level results

[Paddy]

right now:

eating Nutella straight from the jar, and i'm about to go and read my book in bed then sleep.

night night.

[Jeniffer Mills]

right now:

eating Nutella straight from the jar, and i'm about to go and read my book in bed then sleep.

night night.

Eating Nutella from the jar is so.....uuurggg...reminds me of bulimic girls.....lol

[pille'ocheoni]

i guess catching up with no-future. looks fucking strange. and some board members got married!? congrats! cheers NF

[philie-t]

hi pille

[thomas hooked]

a website. for a boardmember. this place does have its uses.

[philie-t]

Remember your first post on no-future Thomas?

"Hiya...im tom, i live in London, England. Kinda here to meet new peeps. It gets mighty lonely up in London all on your lonesome. If peeps wanna like go for a brew or just hang, PM me you're addy asap. I like having a joke around like the best of them, but what i really dig is me and a girl, a bottle of red wine (Over 10 pounds). Some cheese, crackers... candles... curtains drawn. Mobiles switched to Silence. Cushions on the sofa and long talks about the state of the world. So please pm me, or we can chat on the board to start with.. you know, kinda get to know each other in public.


I'll never forget that.

[thomas hooked]

ive never used one of them smiley things before but im tempted you funny cunt.

[thomas hooked]

" Hi there Philie Tee
The O to the Gee
Thats me!
So who likes Cristian Vogel then?
;)
yes mate.
So where are all the girls here at then
:) :)
PM me.
serious.

peas out
philay to the tizzle
"

[philie-t]

I'll also never forget when you tried to re-create 'A Perfect day' (the song) in thread form. You said Perfect day was as close to Cosmic union you have ever come. Remember?

You said..

"Guys and gal's, could we have a thread where just every darn thing about it is like perfect... like the song Perfect day.."

You started the thread with the some inspirational words from Nelson Mandella ,strangely weaved into a story regarding your coming of age in Camberwell.

The idea of a perfect day style thread soon went to pot though, when some one posted a confused emoticon and you went into a Efrenzy trying to contact cristian to edit the thread.

[wheezer]

http://www.purecraft.net/cats/images/steviewonder.gif

[thomas hooked]

"...Such a perfect day......
...Drink Salad cream in the dark......"

[philie-t]

Tom, are you moving back to London?

[thomas hooked]

possibly. or bristol or brighton or anywhere that gives me a job. and im a months rent away from a deposit so not for a bit.

[pille'ocheoni]

hi phil, cheers

[Paddy]

watchin Porco Rosso, it's well good.