...think i'll go eat worms...

[invisibleplanet]

Valentines Day returns once more....

...and once more, i got ZERO cards! :illin:
but wait! i hear the footsteps of the postman....
and falling to the floor through the letter box comes....

another bill :(

so come on folks, cheer me up vicariously with tales of your secret admirers.....

[invisibleplanet]

ps : the title comes from a playground song: 'Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think i'll go eat worms...long thing skinny ones, big fat juicy ones...

[wheezer]

it's valentine's day today huh? the finnish postal office is trying to hype the event, but I fail to see the point...

[Ruben A]

well, happy valentines day @invisibleplanet - we love you! Well, it goes out to everyone on the board - even Phil! :)

[tsr_tomas]

i would send you something, if i had the money.
i mean seriously that i own 0 kroner.
but may be a song by mr. engelbert humperdink
can cheer you up ?

puss och kram (kisses and hugs)
tomas

[old skool]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
ps : the title comes from a playground song: 'Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think i'll go eat worms...long thing skinny ones, big fat juicy ones...

Planet, you plank ! Sort it out !

Its "nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think I'll eat some worms...big fat juicy ones, slip slop slimy ones watch them squiggle and squirm, bite their heads off, suck their guts out, throw their skins away...everybody wonders how I live on 3 fat worms a day.

The end.

And I didn't receive any valentine cards either, even from my bleedin' girlfriend ...

[aleks]

i didn´t get any valentine cards as well :( seems like i have to drown my sorrow with lots of booze tonite...sounds good:)

[old skool]

Yeah but I didn't get one from my lady !! How fucked up is that ???!?

[Weishaupt]

i didnt any cart.................buhuhuhu. ................:-(
everx year always the same..................
women are doof...................

hm.................but my recods loves me and my baaaaaaaaad computa...................


im just a lonley boy.........................lo nley and blue........buhuhuhuhuhu

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by old skool
Yeah but I didn't get one from my lady !! How fucked up is that ???!?

perhaps she's just making u sweat?

I say we choose the nearest martyr and re-enact this auspicious day , that fills the coffers of the card manufacturers, twee verse writers and of course, as wheezer pointed out, the postal service!

[old skool]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet


perhaps she's just making u sweat?

Didn't get any of that either .... ;-)

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by tsr_tomas
i would send you something, if i had the money.
i mean seriously that i own 0 kroner.
but may be a song by mr. engelbert humperdink
can cheer you up ?

puss och kram (kisses and hugs)
tomas

:D
no need for humperdinck!
I feel blessed by your sentiment..
bussal auch dir, schatzi
cat

[Daddys Girl]

The post has been and gone @ my house - I wasn't expecting any cards at all! I got my pay-slip, which was cool enough.

I'm at Uni right now, waiting to go into a dull lecture.... there is a fella @ my uni that I fancy the pants off (I HAVE DONE SINCE THE 1ST YEAR!!!) , but I'm not going to be silly and tell him today - that would just be L.A.M.E

Anyway - Happy Valentine's day people - Much love to you all

D_G <3

[invisibleplanet]

I agree, D_G, it would be lame to have the timing forced by commercialism.

[bitch one]

i'm gonna tie a ribbon round me nob

[pille'ocheoni]

yep me too. but chocs do have a tricky way of showing up from people you totally forgot about. happy Valentine's

[old skool]

Pille, I was gonna have a really witty response to your post just then, but now you've changed it !!

What a sheeat day this is turning out to be !

[pille'ocheoni]

[evil laugh] heheheheh [/evil laugh]

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by bitch one
i'm gonna tie a ribbon round me nob

red or yellow?b1's missus is in for a treat then lol

hey pille' - what did u say: tell us!!

[pille'ocheoni]

i said an ex-girlfreind came by last night and gave me a box of chocs. that was it.> i was very surprised, because we had a very rough relashonship a while back, she was almost the mother of my child. weird situation. i didnt know what to think. thats it.

[invisibleplanet]

love endures..even when it's expression changes

[Lady E]

*sob*
relationships eh?
a bloody mystery

[phil]

im gonna dedicate a rap to you planet. It's called " pogo stick people"
you will like it.

[tsr_tomas]

phil: yeah, haha. i want to hear it sir !

[Hiro]

No Valentine for me...

I am too often the "Elaine" character (re: Seinfeld)-

Tough always being "one of the guys" all of the time...

Patience... right? Love will find me one day...

until then...

[invisibleplanet]

cheers phil.. http://www.invisibleplanet.pwp.blueyo nder.co.uk/erutufon/Cat_mit_Zuge3.jpg

Hiro...i know what you're talking about...
i was having a chat to owain_k about this, and he reassures me that serendipity is the key... *g

[Hiro]

Thanks Invisible, ...and really, I don't mind the Elaine bit so much... better punchlines... and I get the behind the scenes look into what guys really think... hehe... riiiight.... I am _not_ eating sour grapes for breakfast.

So sir.

[Sheridan]

Originally posted by Hiro
No Valentine for me...

I am too often the "Elaine" character (re: seinfeld

I am often the george character. mind you taller, thinner, a full head of greying hair. but in the end 'I've got no hand!!'.

[tsr_tomas]

@sheridan: i´m with you and the rest... i´m all alone this valetine, like most years, but i´ll try to make the best out of it by drinking beer with some mates at a poolhall and later on stop by a bar and later on home to me where the jägermeister and nintendo 8bit waits for us.

happy valentine everybody. PUSS !

[aleks]

lonely hearts msg-board, huh?

[grobelaar]

I left the office last night with a few colleagues for an after work drink and my bosses PA pipes up “Will one of you guys get me a Valentine’s card tomorrow” So I’m listening to the radio last night and they’re going through what’s in the papers and they say the Sun has got a cut out of a dozen red roses, so I got that for her – as a joke – trouble is she’s acting like its real now, this is in spite of the fact that she has made it quite clear that she’s having nothing to do with anyone at work – I was talking with one of my mates, she’s definitely ‘high maintenance’ and I’m not even her boyfriend…

[wheezer]

Originally posted by grobelaar
my bosses PA pipes up “Will one of you guys get me a Valentine’s card tomorrow”

that's pretty lame...

[grobelaar]

Then, there was some years ago, I was madly in love with this girl, but I came to realize a bit hung up on appearances – her appearance and those of others around her – probably to do with self esteem (in spite of her being really quite cute). But anyway I went through this phase of being madly attracted to her, but she was having none of it, she was shacked up with this dickhead who she had fancied since she was about 12, and who had finally decided to go out with her, only after going out with most of her friends and generally treated her like shit.

But there obviously being nothing like the sharp pang of unrequited love, I ploughed on regardless. I was on a big 3 month skive having burnt out from my previous job and she invited me round for coffee on St Valentines Day, so I got her some Tulips and some cakes – gets there and she’s raging cos her dick head piece of shit boyfriend hadn’t got her anything – and there I was with the goods – ha ha didn’t he look like the big man.

I heard he was totally pissed off. His excuse was he didn’t have any money and started calling her a slag, saying I must be fucking her and the like. But he’d never say owt to me, cos I clearly look like a big scary shaven headed pimp and he was some idiot who ran a clubwear shop… So you can guess what he looked like – in fact I bumped into the bird in question in TK Max, she was totally bored, apparently numb nuts had spent the last two hours trying to pick a pair of trousers out – from TK Max (it’s a bit like K-Mart).

Any way don’t want this to appear as bitterness, cos it aint, its just funny, I mean how can any bloke spend so long looking for trousers in a shop like TK Max, that his girlfriend is actually standing around bored shitless… it takes the cake if you ask me… I probably should have asked her if she fancied trying on a few designs of mine in the changing rooms…

Hmm, there’s nothing like a bit of romance on St Valentines Day…

[old skool]

So you mean by 'high maintenance' that she's mental then ?

If I did a ratio of non-mental to mental women that I have met in my life (so far) it'd be around

20:80

I reckon.

[grobelaar]

Originally posted by old skool
So you mean by 'high maintenance' that she's mental then ?

If I did a ratio of non-mental to mental women that I have met in my life (so far) it'd be around

20:80

I reckon.

100% they're all barkin' don't be fooled, they think we're all primitive lump heads and we think they're all bananas...

[old skool]

Furry muff.

I'd say 99% then. And I'm thinking of my mum as the 1%.

But even then she'd do summat mental every now and again.

So 100% is fair I think.

They lull you in by acting normal and then just when you feel comfortable, WHAM, extreme mentalness sets in.

[phil]

rusty muff

[old skool]

Ouch.

Rusty Lee.