the erutufon jolly insults thread

[invisibleplanet]

You fucking ignorant bunch of nerds...
haven't u anything better to do than engage in petty bouts of one-up-manship and thread-destroying insults?

get a life! idiots lol

[Weishaupt]

kommste klar?
:-)

[pille'ocheoni]

heheheh...........did you get your drivers license suspended too?

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
heheheh...........did you get your drivers license suspended too?

no - i'm just fed up of the wude personal comments in some of the recent threads...or did that escape your attention, dumbass? lol

[pille'ocheoni]

hey fuckface, go to a party or something. lol......heheheh..........joll y insults. i like this

[invisibleplanet]

i fucking will, right! and if that cauliflower-nosed pervert, phil is there, then i'm gonna give it to him right between the eyes! lol




[see, how easy it is to make an insult? ]

[pille'ocheoni]

oh so easy this is fun........so give a insult and ill give one right back to ya........bitch!

[invisibleplanet]

whaddya mean, bitch - u two-faced, flea ridden, flatulant s.o.b lol

[old skool]

Aaah insults... its the British way .....

Up yer bum the lot of ya !!

[Weishaupt]

nein...kommt sie nicht!
:-)

[MUX]

a return of an internet classic..
back to the days of 28.8 modem..
The Original Gulf wars days..
The mother of all insults..
The Yankie Momma Joke Series......

“Your Mama is so stupid, she found a feather in her bed, and thought she had chicken pox.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, she went to night school to learn to read in the dark.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, she broke her arm raking leaves, ‘cos she fell out of the tree.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, when she scratches her head she gets splinters in her fingers.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, she drove a steam roller over her vegetable garden, so she could grow mashed potatoes.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, when she washes the windows she has to put a stop sign at the top of the ladder.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, when she goes to the airport, she throws bread at the planes.”

“Your Mama is so stupid, she though Chanel No. 5 was a new television channel.”

“Your Mama is so ugly, if she stands near a window for too long people think its Halloween.”

“Your Mama is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back just so they don’t have to cross her face.”

“Your Mama is so lazy, that she walks around all day with her mouth open so she doesn’t have to yawn.”

“Your Mama is so fat, that if she rolls over three times she’s in Cork.”

“Your Mama is so fat, her blood group is Dolmio.”

“Your Mama is so fat, if she wants to roll over in Bed she has to go out of the room and come in backwards.”

“Your Mama is so big, that when she smiles she leaves lipstick on her ears.”

“Your Mama is so big, that she works part-time kick starting jumbo jets.”

[invisibleplanet]

yeah? well u'd know all about bums, wouldn't u, u scummy-scouser lol

[Weishaupt]

hehehe...

[invisibleplanet]

and u can shut it too mate, Cologne is toilet water, and people who come from Köln smell just like a loo. lol

[pille'ocheoni]

cum gusiling whore. dont fuck with master> dj loving hag

[invisibleplanet]

and so, if you shit-for-brains egits have something nasty to say - u can say it here, or fuck off and die.

[this offer will end at midnight, tonight]

[actionjetzon]

oh my god, whats going on

...blasen?

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
and u can shut it too mate, Cologne is toilet water, and people who come from Köln smell just like a loo. lol

*applause


thank you............that was the little katarina with her sweet wisthle........thank you thank you........

look......your parents................go on...hop hop

now..............our next guest is...............

[old skool]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet
yeah? well u'd know all about bums, wouldn't u, u scummy-scouser lol

Scummy scouser !! Moi !!! I'm a candy floss eating, rollercoasting scumbucket from Blackpool love !!!

A scouser !! I've never been so frickin' insulted, especially from someone from bloody Yorkshire !!!

Kiss my arse !

[deccard]

*cough*
sluts
*cough*

[pille'ocheoni]

midnight....shit!........shove it you fuck!

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
cum gusiling whore. dont fuck with master> dj loving hag

dj loving hag?
lol
I could never love an overpriced musically-bereft beat-stealer who thinks he's the high-priest of funky-town? so that's u out then :-p

[Weishaupt]

wir sind die geilen schnecken und wollen auf deiner flöte spielen

[deccard]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet


dj loving hag?
lol
I could never love an overpriced musically-bereft beat-stealer who thinks he's the high-priest of funky-town? so that's u out then :-p

u don´t care anymore bout the price...that´s a bitchy problem u got there

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by old skool
Kiss my arse !

haha NO! NEVER! not even if u washed and shaved it :-p

[pille'ocheoni]

hahahah............im your sugar daddy............cant leave me bitch......get out there and get my money.

[old skool]

Nice thread this Miss Planet, I had a right cob on until I read this and now feel much better !

Techno is shite, and everyone who likes it smells ... end of ....

UK Garage forever .....

[actionjetzon]

she like ya dirty unwashed arse....hmmm pervert

[pille'ocheoni]

oh yeah it has to be shaved......watch out she might freak out!

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by deccard


u don´t care anymore bout the price...that´s a bitchy problem u got there

lol

i've been taking lessons from u, deccard lol

[Yer_Maw]

smell yer maw ya fanjos! ram it up yer shyter! Youz all sook donkey ploombs!!!! Youz better wach it cos im no shy wa thu schtobbin stick. Aye nae borr but, your awright.

translated for non-scots

"Smell your mothers vaginal fluid you vaginas. Put it up your anus. You suck donkeys testicles. You better beware because i have been known to use a knife on occasion. Dont worry about it however for some reason i have taken a liking to you and will not stab you."

[pille'ocheoni]

she is a pervert isnt she.......flirting with every mother fucker on the board, ready to touch her elbows to her knees as soon as possible

[pille'ocheoni]

that sounds like a wesley willis song

[Weishaupt]

maybe a board fetisch

[Yer_Maw]

Yer maw's a peepshow and your da loves it

again for nonn scots

"people watch your mother naked for money but your father seems to like the fact that she does this."

[invisibleplanet]

looool more more Maw!

[pille'ocheoni]

shut up maw...........you stupid scot

[deccard]

Originally posted by invisibleplanet


lol

i've been taking lessons from u, deccard lol

and who the hell showed u to cope with 5 dicks at one time?
ghandi?
that´s NOT lovemaking my dear.

[old skool]

.... its getting hot in here ... take off all your clothes....

[Weishaupt]

jeaaaaa deccard.......................
you cool damn asshole........
:-)

testosteron rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pille'ocheoni]

dick,cock,shit,fuck,bitch,ass. .............thats my new song...........lets have a insult orgy

[Weishaupt]

but with wich women?

[Yer_Maw]

Originally posted by pille'ocheoni
shut up maw...........you stupid scot

what you schlebrin about ya bawbag! Do you kno who am a? do you no who am a? Mean an hotchet face ul been doon there in a shot in is whit mini. we a hotchet. nae muny nae bullits but.

again for the rest

"What are you talking about you scrotum? do you know who i am? do you know who i am? Hatchet face and i will be down there soon in his white mini car. With a hatchet. However i have no money for bullets."

ps i actually heard somone say this on a bus once.

[pille'ocheoni]

only planet.......12 guys dressed in honey

[invisibleplanet]

[ding ding = end of round 1]

[Weishaupt]

hahahahahahahaha

the little girl needs a break


lame

[old skool]

Planet it seems like you've started something that cannot be stopped...

Yer on yer own love ...

Don't take no shit off these European scum ....

[gunjack]

where has this thread been all of my life?

[Weishaupt]

hi gunny............
its mealtime now.........
horhorhor

[V Knid esq]

"last words? yeah i got some last words for y'all: FUCK ALL Y'ALL!"

[gunjack]

i have been away but this is the kinda thread to bring me back. who is first up to bat?

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by gunjack
i have been away but this is the kinda thread to bring me back. who is first up to bat?

make a wish...japanes-punisher

[deccard]

Originally posted by old skool
Planet it seems like you've started something that cannot be stopped...

Yer on yer own love ...

Don't take no shit off these European scum ....

acidfuckhead.

[old skool]

You've missed most of the action lads .... it sorta peaked about 15 mins ago ....

Craa-zy .....

Now Planet's lost her bottle ..... typical of someone from Leeds that ....

[deccard]

better watch ya ass cumjack!

[old skool]

Originally posted by deccard


acidfuckhead.

Yep I've answered to that name in the past ...

So what ...

Sit on it bitch !!

[Weishaupt]

muahaha

or bump arround.......GUMJACK!

[deccard]

Originally posted by old skool


Yep I've answered to that name in the past ...

So what ...

Sit on it bitch !!

is that the only thing your father teached u?
i bet u know the words "turn around u slut"!

[deccard]

uh where is IP? found some hot strut again?

[old skool]

Originally posted by deccard


is that the only thing your father teached u?
i bet u know the words "turn around u slut"!

Lol !!

My father only learnt me that after he stopped seeing yer mother ....

[bitch one]

@yer maw ;

i was on a night bus in glasgow last week after test, and someone at the back of the bus shouted 'scum'. about 5 shadies looked round lookin angry...'who you callin scum?'

i found it funny.

[bitch one]

oh - here's a good insult -

'yer granny makes shite soup.'

[old skool]

Originally posted by bitch one
oh - here's a good insult -

'yer granny makes shite soup.'

Heh that's quality ....

[tsr_tomas]

ARNOLD IS THA DOMINATOR, FROM NOW ON I`LL PUMP THAT FUCKING SHIT.
ARNOLD IS THE ALL MIGHT SUPERIOR CREATURE,
YOU ARE ALL MAGOTS, ALL YOU ARE FAGOTS.

YES !

[gunjack]

0k gawd dammit.

you mutha fucking cock smokers.

your gawddamned momma is so fat, that bitch could roll over a dollar and make 4 quarters.

sheeeeeit that hos so dumb, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.


and your sister? that tramp is so cracked out and skinny, she needs to run around in the shower just to get her ass wet.


and what about your daddy? concieved you when he was young, dumb and full of cum.... fuggit, now dat nukka historical, he been so po' fo' so long, they went and put his ugly face on the food stamp.




and lastly, you.
you low down, scandalous piece of turd hair.i bet you aint never seen no pussy since you came out of it.
shit, when you were born, the doctor had to slap both ends of ya just to see which cheek the tears would roll down.



















ooops. was i talking to myself again?

[old skool]

Were you stroking yourself when you wrote all that Gunjack ...?

[gunjack]

http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/cram_it.jpg

[tsr_tomas]

buttbanging the cumshot face !

[gunjack]

http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/drink_your_juice.jpg

[V Knid esq]

Your mother's so skanky you're still trying to clean the skidmarks off your skull where you came out of her rancid hole.

[old skool]

@Gunjack .... heh ... you win ....sistah !

[gunjack]

http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/mr_rogers_step_off.jpg

[Yer_Maw]

Originally posted by bitch one
@yer maw ;

i was on a night bus in glasgow last week after test, and someone at the back of the bus shouted 'scum'. about 5 shadies looked round lookin angry...'who you callin scum?'

i found it funny.

:)

Busses in glasgow are a hive of mad patter. i heard these guys going on about "playing pool for jags" oh well.

Moan the mad bus patter!

YA BUNCH A COCKJOCKEYS!!!!!!!

[deccard]

Originally posted by old skool
Were you stroking yourself when you wrote all that Gunjack ...?
lol

don´t play too hard with cummy...

[gunjack]

http://www.templeofblood.com/~ncc386/ubb_images/survey_says.jpg

[old skool]

Originally posted by deccard

lol

don´t play too hard with cummy...

That bitch likes it hard ....

[gunjack]

http://www.gamerz232.org/images/funny_vamp.jpg

[old skool]

Originally posted by gunjack
http://www.gamerz232.org/images/funny_vamp.jpg

Mwwa ha ha haaaaa ....

I like the Count.

[deccard]

oh man...gunjack ...the thread loads so slow..
why don´t you type like a man and
don´t point your finger on some pix like a lil retard..."hmgad..look mm mm mum....a a apple...adlffdsht....a a apple sweet"

[amble]

Wenn de nich gleich dein scheiss kopf zu machst hol ich de hammerhools aus apolda. dann wirste platt gemacht. DU MUNK!

and yes SMELL MY NUTCRACKER!

[gunjack]

http://home.wi.rr.com/chrisill/asshole2.gif

[tsr_tomas]

BITCH YOU TURN ME INSANE WHEN YOU GIVE ME BANG BANG BANG !

[invisibleplanet]

I'm back motherfucka's *hrhr*

[gunjack]

Originally posted by deccard
oh man...gunjack ...the thread loads so slow..
why don´t you type like a man and
don´t point your finger on some pix like a lil retard..."hmgad..look mm mm mum....a a apple...adlffdsht....a a apple sweet"


fuck you my man, it is 2:11 am and i just worked a 12 hour day, so i am gonna have to come play with you fools to mo row

[grobelaar]

Vedae vittu paeaehaen

[owain_k]

Your mama's so fat....she could sell shade !

Jizz Mopper !!!

[grobelaar]

Pyeryestan' zalupatsa & Yob tvoyu mat

[MUX]

funny how insults always turn back to your parents

[tsr_tomas]

bojacka, i´m going to put sugar on your fries instead of salt

[Lady E]

wankers

[JE:5]

May my rancid arse ghosts haunt you all for the rest of your lives.

[grobelaar]

hey Emma I don't come on here to get insulted by the fucking staff, haven't you got some PR releases or summink to type or some more of them ropey rekkids to bung in the post...

[V Knid esq]

fuck you and the mouse you rode into town on.

[Weishaupt]

Originally posted by V Knid esq
fuck you and the mouse you rode into town on.
hahahahahaha.................. .................

BAM!

[amble]

your poo stinks like shit!

[grobelaar]

heh heh - couldn't resist...

[pille'ocheoni]

hahahah......you punk ass bitches!............all you cock strokers take a hike. fucks!....blahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by emma
wankers

master of the bleeding obvious :-p

[invisibleplanet]

time to dust this topic off

phil - a man with the brain as intelligent as george bush's, and a writing talent as honed as Dan Phelps, writer for the Lowell Sun lol

[phil]

planet. how old are you? 36. Then y u acting like you've just been born?

[tsr_tomas]

fucking bajs horor.. kuk och fitta ända rätta, polskastädhoror är vad ni är. ska bända era Kuk med tång och svetsa fast ballen på ett rör sen sänker jag skiten i betong !

jävla piss bajshuvun !

[invisibleplanet]

Originally posted by phil
planet. how old are you? 36. Then y u acting like you've just been born?

no u sewer-mouthed thread-destroyer
i'm the devil incarnate.
or hadn't u noticed?
http://www.no-future.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=25022

[grunder]

i'm the devil incarnate.......
mmmmmmmmmmm
doi you run the site
www.iamaprick.com

[invisibleplanet]

no
i run the site
www.ihaveabiggerprickthanu.com
u must be mistaking me for one of your friends

[tsr_tomas]

min svenska svordommar hjäper inte så värst... stryk ska ni ha er mutha fuckers !

[MUX]

you look like Philip from Chelmsford

[grunder]

i look nothing like him

[MUX]

who said i was talking to you?

Paranoia of getting caught as always..

[7875]

listening to you pussy farts is about as pleasing as getting a little shit mist in your teeth when your chompin' on the old lady's hair pie.
i really feel quite sad for you fucks. nothing to do but type away on your little connections to the rest of mankind. why don't you go out, by a gun and do the entire fuckin' planet a big favor and put a buck in yer head. and while yer at it, stab a hot poker in yer ass as well.
......next

[pille'ocheoni]

another pseudo? jesus!

[tsr_tomas]

käka bössa !

[phil]

hey mux do u work in interative tv - hence the .mux file extention.

[MUX]

no phil. im a interactive plumber & bathroom tile fitter

[phil]

u smell big jobs.

[wheezer]

phil you remind me of a gay swedish boy with thick-rimmed glasses that was never able to make any friends because he felt it necessary to prove his superior intellect at every turn of any conversation. he spent most of his free time doing pushups and playing wizardry 7 on his pc. is your name actually henrik?

[mr franks]

im a part time digital carpet fitter

[MUX]

seems like he mixing up his alter-egos now too..
http://www.clipartguide.com/clipart_cartoons/rad_COOKIE.GIF

Dont trust your cookies

[invisibleplanet]

shut the fuck up and go and make some fucking music u idealogically bereft bunch of tongue-tied carpet snakes

[mr franks]

Originally posted by MUX
seems like he mixing up his alter-egos now too..
http://www.clipartguide.com/clipart_cartoons/rad_COOKIE.GIF

Dont trust your cookies

......MUX - u dont still think im phil do u?

[MUX]

it doesnt really matter what i think.
if u aint phil, good for you!

i surely wouldnt want to be phil that's for sure!

[deccard]

from left...
mindstein, poohead, phil and lord gayprick

[MUX]

correct.
sorry mr.frank, there no place for another phil m'fraid
we will put you on our Waiting list as applicant #37

and sir : dont call us, we'll call you

whats al this. u must have a lot of free time to composite phil on those pics. do u want to bum him?

[MUX]

sorry did we mix up where your seated poohead?

[DsD]

people who love trance like the 4 or more phils always want to be fucked by Warmduscher while he sings "hardcore will never die" to his trance shit fuck music!

(ok perhaps that is a litle bit to hard... but... hmm. that`s how i am. alway the nice guy with warm lovin words for everybody ;) )

[deccard]

just another babbling crackhead.
warm words are gay.

[tsr_tomas]

i like this gay... it´s like happy n stuff

[phil]

do u Germans have humour?

[tsr_tomas]

do you phil have this fruit basket yet ?

[phil]

no tsr, where did u send it 2?

[wheezer]

is chelmsford otherwise known as henriktown?

[phil]

its twinned with Backnang anyone know backnang?? backnang clan?

[tsr_tomas]

phil: it´s probably on your door step.

[phil]

its in germany you doll faced newt

[wheezer]

home is where your heart is

[MUX]

open it phil. it's a new style of fruit baskets.
what phil?
oh No no, its made to tick!
nah, it's not a bomb
really!

[amble]

no it's carnations. for our working-class hero. all these personalities need to be fed.

[tsr_tomas]

phil: come here and i´ll give you a little kiss... i think i can even agree to hold your willy when you piss.
KISSES !

[MUX]

i send him two coctails..
one Potassium Permanganate and one Glycerine
shall be drank each with a separate straw at once..
great taste.. very unique u know

[tsr_tomas]

sounds like a french kiss.

[MUX]

yeah kinda..
Potassium Permanganate left some nasty stains on my junior school uniform u know...

[phil]

working class? what in the hell are you talking about? pritt stick prick

[wheezer]

Originally posted by phil
do u Germans have humour?

social retardation is no laughing matter

[MUX]

hur hur hur (dreadlocked dolphin)
hur hur hur (german)

[wheezer]

btw I tried buying your record from warpmart, but mysteriously it's not listed at all? I thought 8th of march was the release date... can't wait to get my hands on that!

[pille'ocheoni]

yeah me too, i was really looking for a quality release from warp and i was holding all my money for that one 12inch. man i would love to have that awsome quality musician record, such great talent.

[phil]

more talent than u pille, with your throwaway electronic trash.

[wheezer]

so I take it there's been a delay in the vinyl release then?

[wheezer]

hey here's something for your artist profile to write on the promo btw, courtesy of the house:

mid twenties, unemployed, sitting at home, has yet to achieve anything of significance and can't even handle drugs anymore,
spends most of his day doodling in photoshop or whatever audio warez you use, gets some type of masochistic pleasure from thinking that people on the other end of a terminal are angered by whatever dung falls out of your head that day. 200 bonus points if you're still living at hotel mom.

[phil]

what have u achieved Wheezer?? some more throwaway electronic soundscape tosh? you were wrong on all counts. got your dick so far up cristians bum you cum out of his mouth.

[wheezer]

the way I see it, it works like this:
you produce shit music nobody likes, and thus your logical conclusion is that everyone is an idiot, thus giving you the right to treat them like idiots. must be pretty cool living in that type of a demented world.

btw, the "I know you are, but what am I" comeback just shows how close to home that last post was.

[MUX]

cut it out guys.. cause we'd have to close this half decent thread.

Phil.. Do some research on sarcasm .
yes means no as no means yes.. like Jacko was "bad' but in a good way

[mr franks]

Originally posted by MUX
like Jacko was "bad' but in a good way


jacko is bad in a bad way and has been since his last good album, Off The Wall.

[phil]

wheezer i make brilliant music. you make glitch ridden cliched pap, your music is about as endearing as cancer.

[wheezer]

whatever. -> ignore

[phil]

muahahah i won!!! muhahahaha you finally understand the true power pf philie-t bow down ,cristians bum buddy. muhahaha

[MUX]

phil cut it out. yr track really does suck a bit, but we didnt say so not to your yr feelings.
we all know you down syndromes are kinda touchy when it comes to this stuff hehe

[tsr_tomas]

phil, pull down your panties... i want to see you stipp !

i might even spare you a coin if you are any good.

[phil]

i like music that sucks. thats what i represent. better than pretentious bleep street anal over produced stupid soul less dog poo like weezers

[deccard]

Originally posted by phil
i like music that sucks. thats what i represent.

nobody expects anything else from u anymore...

[MUX]

i generally expect him to fuck up any good thread going on but im used to all that now.
phil got any new tricks?

[tsr_tomas]

phil: add mit, you want old 80´s classic remixed in to NRG pop version... thats your style !

[platinumray]

when some of my mates were fishing years ago by the river dodder in dublin they were approached by two very young travelling boys. these chaps could not have been more than 6-8 years old but never the less they came out with one of the all time greatest slags. traveller kids are as hard as nails so if they choose to have a go at you there's not much you can do other than laugh. i'm still laughing about it to this day and i wasn't even there!

traveller kid no 1: "i saw your ma last night"

traveller kid no 2: "you should have seen the blood what came out of her gee"

gee is pronounced the same as a karate suit, gi.

[Marolo]

Kuntz

[phil]

Mux your a knob

[MUX]

that aint a new trick phil.

( mux throws imaginary cd bought from warpmart )

fetch

come on!

roll over!

Play dead..

ok now stay like that forever ok?

i bet your gonna reply with something stupid like:
'at least i make music. ur just a pork chop.'

[phil]

at least i make music. ur just a pork chop.

[MUX]

told ya!

[phil]

you practice kissing your hand and stick your thumb round the back to act as a tounge. u bloody shit stain.

[pille'ocheoni]

doctor retardo.............phil your insults suck, id kick your fucking cum gusling ass all over the fucking street, shit down your fucking incompetant throat, and streach your fucking jaw tell it wraps around your fucking childish " daddy can i suck your dick " ego. your a fuck and always will be fuck. die mother fucking die. you need a good fucking ass woopin........you skinny toothless fucking rant.

[phil]

how creative pille.

[pille'ocheoni]

[baby talk] oh how creative.creative[/baby talk] [big dumb ogar voice] uhuhuhuh......da.............. ..me.............love...phille -peepee[/big dumb ogar voice]

[MUX]

big dumb ogar voice rubs hands
hur hur hur
fee fi fo fum!

[7875]

i saw a good film the other day.
it was the one where phil is giving me head and then i pop a load down his lilly-white throat and he gags.
the sequel, where im pounding his ass, is really good too.
unfortunately, they decided to use his music for the soundtrack so your attention is distracted from the really funny parts.
"hands and knees boy, just like yer poppa taught
yew."

[phil]

You live in America. muhahaha.

[owain_k]

Jizz Mopper

Busie

Feckin whoure baaaaaag (pseude scots accent here!)

Bum breath

Gary Glitter Lover

.............................. .....

[jess-ssej]

halt die schnauze, du klappspaten....schlampe, ich schei dir in den hals

[MUX]

schlampe is the only word i can understand outa them.. damn
are u Fak-ash-ing me? im gonna Kozzen all over you

[aleks]

MUHAHAHA.... that´s funny! who taught you that jess? and it´s "ich scheiss dir in den hals..."
fak-ash-ing me...hahahaha lol great...

[MUX]

i use to teach germ,ans students english & all about the birds and the bees

[deccard]

fak-ash-ing lol

schweinepriester

[jess-ssej]

@aleks... it's holgers fault. ; )

[pille'ocheoni]

i need intense lessons

[invisibleplanet]

Schwanzlutscher

[aleks]

ihr seid alle nen reudischer haufen arschgefickter pennerfotzen...

[tsr_tomas]

nu får ni fan lägga av !

[Weishaupt]

ihr asylantenfixas.
deine mutta juuungeeee...............deine mutta hundefutta..........

[tsr_tomas]

holgo din hora, akta så jag inte trampar på din pung !

[aleks]

dünnschissfressen...

[Weishaupt]

ihr leckt doch schmutzige toiletten sauber, ihr schlitzpisser

[tsr_tomas]

hahah, jag ska plocka dina punghår med en tång... sen ska jag bända lite på testiklarna med tången... mohhahhaa, that will hurt !

[Weishaupt]

hehehe
manche hier sind echt voll die ziegenficker, ihr eitertriefenden hafenhuren. euer schweiss schämt sich schon für euch.

[tsr_tomas]

precis vad jag tänkte göra med dig din kuksugare !

[marcel]

ihr seid doch alle spermarülpsende arschfotzen!

[pille'ocheoni]

not that intense

[carbonizedeyesockets]

Ihre Mutter hat einen vagina wie ein wizards Ärmel

[carbonizedeyesockets]

Und Ihr Vater ähnelt einem verwirrten Bären, der in die See geworfen worden ist

[Weishaupt]

hahahahahaha

great!

[LEFTHANDLOU]

EAT A BIG FAT DICK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

YOU LIMEY FUCKS,
AND YOU KRAUTS CAN EAT TWO DICKS with EXTRA MAYO

AND PLANET YOU CAN EAT A BUMPY PICKEL FOR STARTING THIS THREAD. You may be smart but you're still a FUCKING CUNT

HEHE THIS IS FUN, No need to see a shrink today

[pille'ocheoni]

ooooooo dag...............hehehe:)

[LEFTHANDLOU]

Yeah Planet I'm sure you do know what to do with a cunt, I'm surprised you can still type with those fingers, they must be exhasted.

Oh I forgot to take a shot at the scotish bitches on this board, you fire bush two bit hoes, the only reason you wear a Kilt is so the ENGLISH could fuck you faster.

[invisibleplanet]

[u gotta admit, he's good at being bad]

ps i said before i pressed delete..
'i might be a fucking cunt, but at least i know what do with one'

anyway lou - with those huge portions they serve in the U S of A, i'm surprised u can find ur todger under your Mac-triple stomach lol

[invisibleplanet]

i'm crap at insulting people
and when i do, it's an accident, like foot-in-mouth syndrome

[LEFTHANDLOU]

Oh no worries there Planet, I have a WHOPPER of a Pecker. Much more filling than the Fish and Chips you are used to.

[LEFTHANDLOU]

But seriously I love you guys please don't the shit I say too seriously

[deccard]

love yourself wankman. do you use ur right hand sometimes too?
i imagine u typing with one hand in a glove filled with vaseline just to keep it smooth for ya.......24/7 job....

har har har hargk hargskflsksf pflukhl *cough* *cough*

[tsr_tomas]

skrotpungar och bajsfittor !

[wheezer]

Originally posted by JE:5
May my rancid arse ghosts haunt you all for the rest of your lives.

I think this remains my favorite insult of this thread.

[aleks]

dreckshuren, aids junkie abschaum...verkommes pack mundgefickter fäkalfotzen. fuck you all, hope y´all get raped right in yer fuckin arses tonight!

[MUX]

back to basics insult: Fuck You
just like the good old days!

[tsr_tomas]

mux: fok jo.

[wheezer]

haistakaa vittu, saatanan nörttit!

[MUX]

satan? yes thats me

[wheezer]

actually, nerds of satan, but you might still belong to that group mux =)

[MUX]

yes yes..
and i always thought that that's what this board is all about!

[invisibleplanet]

where did u find that picture of me!!!

[wheezer]

yeh the insult is firmly placed in the first part, involves cunts and all of ya'lls noses

[tsr_tomas]

paska hyvää, hirvii !

Kilpi !

tompa is drinking screwdriver at the moment.

[wheezer]

getting a headstart on the weekend, ey tomas?

so you called me an elk and told me to shit well? creative =))

[JE:5]

Just fuck off, the lot of you ;)

[DsD]

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=72CEEF95-998D-4A37-9550-F6C232B36343
no more comments needed ;)

[LEFTHANDLOU]

Hey Deccard, aren't you one of the guys from Milli Vanilli
Girl you know it's true.........

[m j]

hm...... do u know this???? i don't know.... heh

[deccard]

Originally posted by LEFTHANDLOU
Hey Deccard, aren't you one of the guys from Milli Vanilli
Girl you know it's true.........

in case you didn´t know mr. lou vaselino, i was the prototype but could break out of the testlab.

[wheezer]

Originally posted by deccard


in case you didn´t know mr. lou vaselino, i was the prototype but could break out of the testlab.

*L*

[deccard]

shut the fuck up wheezer :)

my son. just because your mother doesn´t talk to you anymore you don´t have to pollut this thread

[wheezer]

ah shut your trap and do the milli vanilli dance!

[MUX]

hahahahahha oh come deccard we were all fanz!

<obligatory joke>If Milli Vanilli walking hand in hand crossing the street, and both get hit by a car, does someone else make a sound?</obligatory joke>

[V Knid esq]

YOU'RE ALL CUNTBUBBLES

[pille'ocheoni]

cuntbubbles are gay

[JE:5]

blow it out your ass!

[MUX]

phil is a http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/smilie/censored.gif

[gunjack]

cheap assed clone

[V Knid esq]

fuck you and the mouse you rode into town on.

[gunjack]

your mom is so ugly, when she gets in the bath, the water jumps out and says: "no! its ok! really! ill wait!"

[deccard]

at the next board meeting i´m gonna wear a dynamite belt.

FREE LOGIC U FUCKERZ

[7875]

what is worse, cuntbubbles or cumfarts?
it is these two words that bring Phil to mind.

[MUX]

http://angryflower.com/fuck.gif

[grobelaar]

Hey MUX how come you get to post such big pictures - aren't you abusing your position as moderator to hoist your cheap daubs on us... you freak of nature (well it is the insults thread)

[MUX]

i wrote Moderator on top of my name
the only rule i seem to be braking is the table width rule.. and it fuckin scares me a work everyday.. so i get revenge here!