Lily Allen

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

First time i've had a crush on the person at no.1 in the top40 in a long time!
What a lovely smile...

[thomas hooked]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/95000/images/_98716_allen.jpg

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

la la la la la la la not listening la la la la

[thomas hooked]

you dont listen with your eyes

[adsr]

is there a pic on your thread...I can't tell cause I'm a nazi corporate work?..
post a pic, cause I'm curious as to see what you're "type" is...

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

la la la not listening la la la

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mFYwhAW84gE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mFYwhAW84gE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I wouldn't say I have a type though, I find about 70% of women attractive...

[adsr]

damn this nazi firewall...:(

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

She just looks like normal UK chart fodder in photos.. it's all about the cheeky smile and eyes while she sings... sigh..

http://www.channel4.com/news/images/feed/entertainment_teaser571535_160 x120.jpg

[adsr]

She just looks like normal UK chart fodder in photos.. it's all about the cheeky smile and eyes while she sings... sigh..

http://www.channel4.com/news/images/feed/entertainment_teaser571535_160 x120.jpg

she just looks like a typical nuyorican girl to me.....hmmm...

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

There is nothing particularly distinctive about her, she's just a very cute very english lass I think...

I'm going to bed now.

[Ladytron]

la la la not listening la la la

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mFYwhAW84gE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mFYwhAW84gE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I wouldn't say I have a type though, I find about 70% of women attractive...


nothing new. one more of those sweet singers where she kinda put a face "look how cool i am" tell us a sweet story in a sweet singing way... tralala lala trala lalala tralaAAAlala... so borring.

but there is a useful link for you:

click it! (http://www.myspace.com/lilymusic)

[kams]

she was chasing my mate for a bit of hows your father in Vietnam a couple of years ago... he reckons she was quite mental... and he's really mental

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

nothing new. one more of those sweet singers where she kinda put a face "look how cool i am" tell us a sweet story in a sweet singing way... tralala lala trala lalala tralaAAAlala... so borring.

Who want's something new? She's cute.
I think you're missing my point, I'd watch with the sound off.
Ladytron post up a better woman then :)

[Spandex]

Blimey. I was looking at the pics thinking "what the fuck is he on about?"... but i just watched a bit of the vid and I see your point.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Blimey. I was looking at the pics thinking "what the fuck is he on about?"... but i just watched a bit of the vid and I see your point.

Dirty and Mental.

[AVX23]

she looks like she works in a chip shop


(soz numbnuts - kidding)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

she looks like she works in a chip shop

That's a good thing though right?

[decadnids]

Dirty and Mental.

thats the kind of girl i go for... which is always a problem!

[FiST]

i'd hit it.

[mdk]

Blimey. I was looking at the pics thinking "what the fuck is he on about?"... but i just watched a bit of the vid and I see your point.

touch of the downs.

thats what it is.

dont do nothing for me.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

touch of the downs.

thats what it is.

dont do nothing for me.

very tactful ;)

[Yer_Maw]

youd eat her shite.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

youd eat her shite.

Foreplay please. What's the scenario?

[Patrick]

You know, steev, no matter how hard you try to stop it, this is what would happen if you were shagging her :
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1752/allenvj3.gif

Your brain would just keep making that connection and all of a sudden you'd be plunged into the horror show scenario of Keith Allen's sweaty brow bearing down on you.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

heheh.

I don't want to shag her. I just want to get her to smile in a cryogenic tank and I can freeze her like that and keep her under the stairs.

[Orang Utan]

I want to shag her
That's the first time I've heard Smile - cheers - I was wondering if I'd ever get round to hearing it.
LDN is way better - a very very jolly summer tune that makes me want to walk down the street with a spring in my step

[mdk]

very tactful ;)

ya get me

http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/6/a/8/1892964352_1999998469_lillyall en.jpg

[bracket]

I listened to the whole of her album as it was being previewed on myspace before it got released this week.

Smile and LDN are great tracks but i thought the rest of it was cack. Her blogs on her myspace page are pretty funny though. Good story about her getting shitfaced at the T4 beach party and getting sent home for verbally abusing people.

Sounds like my kind of girl.

[thembuzz]

aye, she is fit. and call me a deeply sick individual if you like, but her vague resemblance to her dad only makes her more attractive. just because it's wrong, i suppose

[Ladytron]

Who want's something new? She's cute.
I think you're missing my point, I'd watch with the sound off.
Ladytron post up a better woman then

ohhh.. i totaly forgot that you like more to watch then to listen. that's why you like turbo folk :-)

you would like Karolina Gočeva, our pop singer. i can't find video from her but this is how she looks like. she has great voice but ppl make shitty songs for her.

http://www.muzika.net.mk/Images/Izveduvaci_550px/KarolinaGoceva/KarolinaGoceva001.jpg
http://www.bitola.com/karolina/zosto_sonot_ima_kraj.jpg
http://www.estradnezvezde.com/slike/yu/estradnezvezde/ez000-karolina-goceva/07.jpg

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

hmm.. not really into the pornstar look :)

[Laszlo]

Dirty north London cheeky fucksta
I would for defo mate.
She is well fit - with here eyes and her mouth all going all north London middleclass streetright styled up.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Strictly posh chav chic innit

[philie-t]

She seems nice but what does she means when she says when she see u cry she smiles?

[decadnids]

i only just twigged that she was Keith Allens daughty. thought there had to be a helping hand somewhere for her chart success.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Respect to Keith though. He gizzed up a nice one.

[bracket]

I heard she was fuckin Mike Skinner.

[thomas hooked]

he must of. ray winstones daughters fit as well

[Ladytron]

hmm.. not really into the pornstar look

more nonporn pics. instead of moaning you can make a good song for her :-)
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G89511_b.jpg
http://www.estradnezvezde.com/slike/yu/estradnezvezde/ez000-karolina-goceva/01.jpg
http://www.estradnezvezde.com/slike/yu/estradnezvezde/ez000-karolina-goceva/04.jpg

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

@Ladytron: plastic!

[thomas hooked]

give it up. allens way hotter than that zeta jones knock off

[philie-t]

Trash can women. no thanks. True beauty is every facet working together.
My woman has to be funny as fuck, silly, Clever, Rude, Stubborn, Cold, calculating, sexy, being FUKED on acid, beautiful. Not fucking like those Trash birds with shit makeup and shit clothes and shit tits and shit fucking faces.
Woman im describing are Rare stock. I know them

[grobelaar]

i only just twigged that she was Keith Allens daughty. thought there had to be a helping hand somewhere for her chart success.


She was in the Observer Music Monthly magazine some while back, shot to popularity via Myspace, apparently... First single LDN came out on 7" on Regal records. I suspect this isn't entirely - but at least it's not another bland guitar band...

I really like the song, it sounds nice and summery but is actually a bit darkside...

[FiST]

Trash can women. no thanks. True beauty is every facet working together.
My woman has to be funny as fuck, silly, Clever, Rude, Stubborn, Cold, calculating, sexy, being FUKED on acid, beautiful. Not fucking like those Trash birds with shit makeup and shit clothes and shit tits and shit fucking faces.
Woman im describing are Rare stock. I know them


you've just described my lady blud.

[thomas hooked]

english girls have their own discreet charms

[philie-t]

you've just described my lady blud.


You know whats what. hard to find.
its true. They are hard to find. All good things are well hidden... No point wasting time with birds who are not the full ticket in my opinion -

[philie-t]

english girls have their own discreet charms


yeah girls like Sanna, chew, ballbag. aint no fucking with those girls. id place money on any bird u could bring to the table

[Spandex]

@Ladytron: plastic!

aye, not doing it for me either.

[thomas hooked]

yeah girls like Sanna, chew, ballbag. aint no fucking with those girls. id place money on any bird u could bring to the table

how are they? i miss them

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

id place money on any bird u could bring to the table

lol.. you're a true gent Phil!

[philie-t]

Top notch - went to Glade
with them this weekend
ended up sleeping With Chewit.
Shes still emotionally bankrupt.
so Im not back with her.

Wickstead.

[thomas hooked]

oh deer.

[darrell]

ya get me

http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/6/a/8/1892964352_1999998469_lillyall en.jpg

She looks a bit like Annabella Lwin did in the 80s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKDJdRGug5o

[Ladytron]

Numbnuts and Spandex, do you like her? she likes to sing a lot but she is very shy:

http://myspace-018.vo.llnwd.net/00805/81/08/805248018_l.jpg

[spoon]

Numbnuts and Spandex, do you like her? she likes to sing a lot but she is very shy:

http://myspace-018.vo.llnwd.net/00805/81/08/805248018_l.jpg

any relation?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1870000/images/_1871095_hansen_150.jpg

[Spandex]

@ladytron.. nope.. she looks like she's just got a whiff of really nasty fart.. and she's all pointy and severe... I stare at her and I can see her skull.. she's like a skull with a balloon stretched over it... a balloon with a sour, resentful face painted on it.

[mdk]

well theres no need to be rude spandy. she was at our wedding and she's a very nice woman.

[spoon]

her fingernails are scary.

[Ladytron]

@ladytron.. nope.. she looks like she's just got a whiff of really nasty fart.. and she's all pointy and severe... I stare at her and I can see her skull.. she's like a skull with a balloon stretched over it... a balloon with a sour, resentful face painted on it.

hahaha... this really made me laugh. so detailed report :-)

pity. and she is such a nice person.

[philie-t]

she looks like a cyborg

[gypsy_cream]

lol

[Spandex]

Hehehe. Oops.

I'm sure she's lovely when she's not pouting at cameras. NOW GET HER OFF MY SCREEN.

[Tec]

he must of. ray winstones daughters fit as well

Which one?

[Orang Utan]

The one in Kidulthood is nice - not sure of her name though - summat posh

[thomas hooked]

dunno. she rubbed up at me while doing some bad rapping at a gig once

[Orang Utan]

Hehheh - that's Tec's ex

[thomas hooked]

good rapping. i meant good rapping

[Orang Utan]

No, no excuses, even if.
Crack Village are dreadful.

[Spandex]

this thread's a fucking minefield :)

[Tec]

Jamie was in Kidulthood, Lois is in Crack Village and Holby City on occasions...

You should've rubbed up at her back Thomas...she's a proper livewire mate.

[thomas hooked]

did ray make you call him dad?

[philie-t]

did Ray teach you the difference between video and audio scart leads?

[Tec]

@ Hooked.

no.

Why, does your lady's old man make you do that?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

well theres no need to be rude spandy. she was at our wedding and she's a very nice woman.

alol

[philie-t]

no my old ladys old man knows his scart from his av

[Tec]

did Ray teach you the difference between video and audio scart leads?

For the last time Phil, your lead didn't work bruv..i had a mixture of 5 dvd/computer sources up there..all worked fine with no problems.

Next time provide me with a decent lead instead some pikey one you made at home.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Some of my best friends are Scart so careful what you say.

[gypsy_cream]

ahahaahaa one of the best threads for ages lol

[philie-t]

For the last time Phil, your lead didn't work bruv..i had a mixture of 5 dvd/computer sources up there..all worked fine with no problems.

Next time provide me with a decent lead instead some pikey one you made at home.


that lead was Omega gold grade Hi-flux Quad core - works like a treat. I think what you did in all fairness was plug in the red lead into the yellow socket ( i know this cus i looked at the lead when i went to pick the video up and was bowled over backwards by what i saw) u had put on one of those scart blocks (which i didnt supply) and i think u may have tried to connect that to an rf socket.. even tho thatsd not humanly possible

[Ladytron]

this thread's a fucking minefield


:) :) :)

it makes me laugh

[thomas hooked]

haha. ray just called. he said you're a prannet

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Anyway I just rang up Lily Allen and she's coming over my place tonight with her plastic sheets and funnel.

[gypsy_cream]

and a paddling pool?

[Tec]

haha. ray just called. he said you're a prannet

Thats well funny.

[Tec]

that lead was Omega gold grade Hi-flux Quad core - works like a treat. I think what you did in all fairness was plug in the red lead into the yellow socket ( i know this cus i looked at the lead when i went to pick the video up and was bowled over backwards by what i saw) u had put on one of those scart blocks (which i didnt supply) and i think u may have tried to connect that to an rf socket.. even tho thatsd not humanly possible

Chekkit.

What actually happened.

You give video player, with all leads connected and videos...including scart block as there was NO AV outputs situated on said video player.

AV cable, composite connection in yellow part of scart socket..other end of composite connection inputted into channel 3 of video mixer. No signal. Tested computer in channel 3. Signal. Tried all tapes cos i though you or Andy had given me blank tapes. Still no signal. Tested one of teh other leads, the white audio lead incase yellow was duff...no signal. I'm surprised that you don't realise Phil that you can actually use an audio lead to feed a video signal, i know because i've done it when i've forgotten my composite leads for a gig before. Its the same! No difference. Try it when you get home.

Night.

[philie-t]

is it the same when you have the yellow lead going into the vision mixer and the white leading coming out of the video?


does that yield a signal? id be amazed

[Orang Utan]

Tec - did I tell you that I read an interview with Ray and he's asked about his daughters and asked about how he feels about their boyfriends and he mentions that he'd had to give a couple a slap - something like that anyway
:)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Tec - did I tell you that I read an interview with Ray and he's asked about his daughters and asked about how he feels about their boyfriends and he mentions that he'd had to give a couple a slap - something like that anyway
:)

I bet they get well pissed off at their celibate boyfriends ;)

[FiST]

poor wee lily

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006330462,00.html

[Tec]

Tec - did I tell you that I read an interview with Ray and he's asked about his daughters and asked about how he feels about their boyfriends and he mentions that he'd had to give a couple a slap - something like that anyway
:)

./..because i called him a fucked up wife beater..i treated his daughter better than he ever did mate. Those that know, know.

[Ladytron]

Anyway I just rang up Lily Allen and she's coming over my place tonight with her plastic sheets and funnel.

so that's how the night ended. notty steevie!

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2006330943,00.jpg

[Orang Utan]

./..because i called him a fucked up wife beater..i treated his daughter better than he ever did mate. Those that know, know.

I'm sure you're right - wasn't suggesting that he was right James!
He strikes me as a bit of a cock

[Tec]

He was. The moment i stood up to him on xmas day was the moment he switched on me.

Calling your daughter a "shit cunt slag" in front of invited family/guests ain't on in my book..film star or no film star.

[Paddy]

not my kind of bird, neither are the robots ladytron posted.

[Orang Utan]

He was. The moment i stood up to him on xmas day was the moment he switched on me.

Calling your daughter a "shit cunt slag" in front of invited family/guests ain't on in my book..film star or no film star.

Did he say 'I'm the daddy'?

[thembuzz]

poor wee lily

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006330462,00.html

great story... lily allen says she's going to do a load of gak to celebrate getting to number 1; 'expert' shrieks, "drugs can kill!"

put them together...

POP STAR DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE FROM INJECTING CRACK INTO HER BALLS

got to love the redtops, intcha?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

That's well dark Tec. Assuming this isn't some well dark joke.

[philie-t]

tec - you should have fucking pulled his scart lead right out mate and fucking stuck a din plug in his dvd optical in innit.

[Loz]

this thread has it all, keith allen hatred, steev being all teenager on it, ray winstone smacking up his daughter, tec shaging someone who's nearly famous, phil having a go about scart leads, and ladytron posting pictures of tits.

I can die happy now.

[Tec]

That's well dark Tec. Assuming this isn't some well dark joke.

Its not a joke.