the worst ever way to die

[Paddy]

for me,

strychnine poisoning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strychnine

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

In a box on fire while noel edmunds watches.

[hektor ruiez]

bummed to death off my dad.

[Paddy]

haha

this mad bastard liked his strychnine, and he was from edinburgh too...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Neill_Cream

[stinkfinger]

getting stuck in the middle of a bunch of burning tyres. rwanda stylee. that shit gotta hurt.

[Whuffle]

ants.

ow. OW... ow, ow ow.... owowow........ ow.. ow, OW... OWWWWW, OW, OW, OH OWWWW... ARGH... OWCHHHH.. ARGHHH... OH GOD.... OWWWWW ... ARGHHHHHHHHHH.. ARGH,, OH GOD OH GOD... ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH.. GOD HELP ME, NOOO PLEASEEE... ARRGHHHHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

for 2 days :)

[soulcheck]

Lonely, leaving nothing after yourself and having nothing to be proud of.

But less philosophically: cancer...

[Paddy]

the Siafu. those motherfuckers are the baddest ants on the planet. the soldiers bite you with their massive mandibles, then the wee ones crawl in to the holes and and into your lungs and eat you from the inside.

http://images.apple.com/uk/creative/killerants/images/antheadnew.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driver_ant

[Paddy]

hornets, that'd be a nasty one.

http://www.consult-eco.ndirect.co.uk/lrc/graphics/lunar%20hornet%203.jpg

and that old being out at sea gettin munched by a great white shark chestnut.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

http://images.apple.com/uk/creative/killerants/images/antheadnew.jpg

"their habit of swarming into any opening in the body of their prey (including the mouth and nose)"

that's a bit much

[soulcheck]

hornets, that'd be a nasty one.

http://www.consult-eco.ndirect.co.uk/lrc/graphics/lunar%20hornet%203.jpg


I just wanted to mention them. They're unpleasant, especially if you're allergic.

[gypsy_cream]

getting skinned then chucked into sulphur/acid/etc

[Paddy]

"their habit of swarming into any opening in the body of their prey (including the mouth and nose)"

that's a bit much

yeah man, they're fucked. me and clair watched a laate night programme about ants and these bad boys were the final contender.

there're stories about african dudes fallin over pissed on their way home and all that's left by morning are bones. they eat all their chickes and shit too, but then they also eat all the beasties on crops and shit.

[gypsy_cream]

drinking and snorting and general rolling about in caustic soda

[Whuffle]

I watched that one! Tethered dogs get it quite often, they said...

I am pretty sure the most painful insect sting in the world is an ant species too.

Ants. Don't mess. 8-()

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Leng Tch'e - 'Death by a thousand cuts'

http://www.squidco.com/ear/images/reviews/lengtche.jpg

The picture is from the cover of the Naked City album of the same name.

"The torturer, wielding an extremely sharp knife, typically began by putting out the eyes, rendering the victim incapable of seeing the remainder of the torture and, presumably, adding considerably to the psychological terror of the procedure. Successive cuts chopped off ears, nose, tongue, fingers, toes, and such before proceeding to grosser cuts that removed large collops of flesh from more sizable parts, e.g., thighs and shoulders"

there are more pictures inside the album including one of a guy who looks like he is smiling. The victims were often dosed up with opium. The ultimate pleasure/pain experience? Er.. no. probably not.

[spoon]

getting eaten alive by one of these bad boys...

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/millie.jpg

"WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!"

[Whuffle]

hmmmmm... death by a thousand cuts, ants, or a few beers down the pub with mi mates?

Descisions, descisions....

[Paddy]

ouch

[Whuffle]

Imagine hell is real (i guess it might be, but i dunno yet, seeing as I aint dead)

Death by a thousand cuts stylee, but everytime a piece is cut off, one grows back, so you never die.

I'm being silly now, aren't I? :-p

[Paddy]

stoned to death. ouch.

crucifixion, japanese style. they crucified you upside down.

[adsr]

Has anyone seen the movie, "A Young Poisoner's Handbook"?

whatever the poison this guy was using is what I'd hate to be killed by..

but more realistically - I'd hate to drown....Almost drowned once and it was a terrible experience that I never want to experience again....
so I'd have to say for me drowning...

[soulcheck]

Wiki says that hornets are not really agressive. Yeah, right, so I imagined all my hornet encounters during my childhood. 99% of them were quite far away from nest and were VERY agressive.

[Mui]

Has anyone seen the movie, "A Young Poisoner's Handbook"?

whatever the poison this guy was using is what I'd hate to be killed by..

but more realistically - I'd hate to drown....Almost drowned once and it was a terrible experience that I never want to experience again....
so I'd have to say for me drowning...

great film.
The poison was Thallium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thallium)

I'd second drowning too. I had a scare when I was a youngun too...probably why I turned out to be such a good swimmer!

[Whuffle]

great film.
Seconded

I had a scare when I was a youngun too...probably why I turned out to be such a good swimmer!
Same here again :)

but drowning holds less horror for me than ants or being slowly cut-up. Lots less.

Jelly-fish are pretty scary though, thats eventual drowning but with inescapable pain and cramps first. YAY! lol

[Whuffle]

stoned to death. ouch.

crucifixion, japanese style. they crucified you upside down.

Oh the japanese have a lot of delightful ways to end your days as "artisticly" as possible.

Slowly boiling to death must be fun, for example.. raising the temperature of the water incrementally over a long time.

Being flayed alive sounds pretty unappealing too. Apparently, if you cut in the right places, the bulk of one's skin can be ripped-off rather than cut. Yippee! (time for the aftershave, folks! now where's that bottle of old-spice gone?)

I know of one, a European one I think, where the victim is placed ass-first on a tripod of sharp poles. Then, weights are added one at a time to his/her ankles. oh joy.

[soulcheck]

...
I know of one, a European one I think, where the victim is placed ass-first on a tripod of sharp poles. Then, weights are added one at a time to his/her ankles. oh joy.


Polish/Balcan style. We used to stick a pole in somebody's ass, attach he's legs to horse saddle, put the other end of the pole in the ground, and giddyup! Voila! Iguana-on-a-stick :P

It's depicted in "Pan Wołodyjowski" movie and book :)

[Whuffle]

Creative bunch, you lot, Soulcheck!


ooooooooooo I heard a nasty one t'other day.. its more torture than death though, unless gangrene becomes a factor.

It involves sticking a metal tube up the lucky recipients arse, then passing a length of barbed wire through the tube.

You then remove said tube so that the happy-chappy is left with one end of the barbed wire sticking out of his ass.

I think you know what happens next... *yankkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

All good clean fun.

[soulcheck]

Austro-Hungarians used to hang people on a hook by their rib.

[soulcheck]

Creative bunch, you lot, Soulcheck!


ooooooooooo I heard a nasty one t'other day.. its more torture than death though, unless gangrene becomes a factor.

It involves sticking a metal tube up the lucky recipients arse, then passing a length of barbed wire through the tube.

You then remove said tube so that the happy-chappy is left with one end of the barbed wire sticking out of his ass.

I think you know what happens next... *yankkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

All good clean fun.

I'm sure you can find it on some porn websites these days.

[Whuffle]

I'm sure you can find it on some porn websites these days.

:illin: :illin: :illin:

[Sway]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/c/c0/Raedern_Knochenbrechen.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Dieric_Bouts_013.jpg/300px-Dieric_Bouts_013.jpg

a lot of execution-types from the middleage are very horrible...

[thomas hooked]

unlimited geography homework with a girl farting on your head

[JonnySpeed]

a really cute girl with pigtails pissing on me... oh wait...

[soulcheck]

You're a bad boy, Jonny! Shame on you!!

[scott confusion]

emphysema is a pretty horrible way to see your loved ones die from.. long and painful.

[marcel]

unlimited geography homework with a girl farting on your head
hahahahaaa

[FiST]

everlasting hangover.

[gypsy_cream]

drowning in freezing cold water aye

[kams]

The 'Jam' spunk till you die sketch...

[joe pinapples]

Donkey fluffing with your Gran

[Patrick]

choking on a 'hot lunch'.

[Orang Utan]

Sorry to be sober and boring and realistic, but a degenerative disease is the one of the worst ways to die. None of us are likely to be consumed by ants.
Most of us are going to die horribly - at length, in pain and helplessly.
Some of us will be lucky to drop dead of a heart attack, so fingers crossed for that.

[spoon]

choking on your mothers cock.

[Daddys Girl]

ants.

ow. OW... ow, ow ow.... owowow........ ow.. ow, OW... OWWWWW, OW, OW, OH OWWWW... ARGH... OWCHHHH.. ARGHHH... OH GOD.... OWWWWW ... ARGHHHHHHHHHH.. ARGH,, OH GOD OH GOD... ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH.. GOD HELP ME, NOOO PLEASEEE... ARRGHHHHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

for 2 days :)

I was thinking of ants - being eaten to death by ants or being buried alive.... - has anyone seen that episode of CSI where Stokes is buried alive and ants get into his 'coffin' and start biting at him.... it was horrible!!!!!!!

[Paddy]

that sounds heavy DG, double whammy.

tbh drowning doesn't scare me that much, as a) i'm a stong swimmer and b) once you get over the initial panic it's meant to be very pleasant, returning to the womb innit.

i reckon dying of thirst would be a bit shit.

[Jeniffer Mills]

Being beaten up, broken bones , and then buried alive.....

Or, packed in a plastic bag hancuffed, and thrown in the sea......

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

injected with smack in a plane full of ants, thrown out a plane, eyes pecked out by a seagull on the way down, hawk rips your nuts off, you hit a peat bog and break every bone but survive, you're still covered in ants, a paedo comes and drops microdots into your pecked out eye holes, a tractor drives over you, you're still covered in ants.

[gypsy_cream]

and someone comes along and pours caustic soda all over you

[Daddys Girl]

which is mixed with more ants who can theu burn you up

[gypsy_cream]

yaas hahaha

[Paddy]

hahaha the paedo/microdots bit's well funny

[mattp]

injected with smack in a plane full of ants, thrown out a plane, eyes pecked out by a seagull on the way down, hawk rips your nuts off, you hit a peat bog and break every bone but survive, you're still covered in ants, a paedo comes and drops microdots into your pecked out eye holes, a tractor drives over you, you're still covered in ants.

You really do need something more constructive to fill your days :)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

You really do need something more constructive to fill your days :)

It's pure art that! I'm gonna paint it on a canvas and sell it.

I'm currently engaged in the HOTP press shmooze for the next record.
It's bloody hard work I tell yer, me 'ands are getting rough.

[Paddy]

strychnine poisoning's still one of the worst

"Ten to twenty minutes after exposure, every muscle in the body will start to simultaneously contract, starting with the head and neck. The spasms then spread to every muscle in the body, with nearly continuous convulsions. They get worse at the slightest stimulus. They progress, increasing in intensity and frequency until the backbone arches continually. Death comes from asphyxiation caused by paralysis of the brain's breathing apparatus, or by exhaustion from the convulsions. At that time, the body "freezes," even in the middle of a convulsion. Rigor mortis sets in immediately, with the eyes left wide open."

[grobelaar]

Choking on your own vomit...

Maybe not worst, but certainly the most pointless...

[ivan]

immortality would be worst for me.
after 500years when you got cancer, aids, hiv, crabs, a chopped of arm and so forth. death would be nothing compared to that.


then again, thats just my imagination.

[grobelaar]

Strchnine I suspect may be beaten by Nerve Agents such as Sarin...

Initial symptoms following exposure to sarin (and other nerve agents) are a runny nose, tightness in the chest and constriction of the pupils. Soon after, the victim will then have difficulty breathing, and will experience nausea and drooling. As the victim continues to lose control of his or her bodily functions, he or she will involuntarily vomit, defecate and urinate. This phase is followed by twitching and jerking, and ultimately the victim will become comatose and suffocate as a consequence of convulsive spasms.

The effects of nerve agents are very long lasting and cumulative (increased successive exposures), and survivors of nerve agent poisoning almost invariably suffer chronic neurological damage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerve_agents

[grobelaar]

immortality would be worst for me.
after 500years when you got cancer, aids, hiv, crabs, a chopped of arm and so forth. death would be nothing compared to that.


then again, thats just my imagination.

How many years would you spend brutally murdering people? That would alleviate the boredom for at least a couple of decades - maybe it'll never end. Maybe murdering souls is heroin to the immortal...

[Paddy]

Strchnine I suspect may be beaten by Nerve Agents such as Sarin...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerve_agents

sounds pretty even to me mate, they both have their pitfalls it seems.

ebola. fuck that.

Symptoms are varied and often appear suddenly. Initial symptoms include: high fever (at least 38.8°C/101°F), severe headache, muscle, joint or abdominal pain, severe weakness and exhaustion, sore throat, nausea, and dizziness. Before an epidemic is suspected, these early symptoms are easily mistaken for malaria, typhoid fever, dysentery, influenza, or various bacterial infections, which are all far more common.

Ebola goes on to cause diarrhea, dark or bloody stools, vomiting blood, red eyes from swollen blood vessels, red spots on the skin from subcutaneous bleeding, maculopapular rash, purpura, and bleeding internally and externally from any orifice, including from the nose, mouth, rectum, genitals or needle puncture sites.

Other secondary symptoms include hypotension (less than 90mm Hg), hypovolemia, tachycardia, severe organ damage (especially the kidneys, spleen, and liver) as a result of necrosis, and proteinuria. The span of time from onset of symptoms to death (usually due to hypovolemic shock and/or multiple organ failure) is usually between 7 and 14 days. By the second week on infection, patients will either defervesce (the fever will lessen) or undergo systemic multiorgan failure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola

[joe pinapples]

worst way to die - Smothered by Wee Jimmy Krankies non-stop Quiefing

[Whuffle]

there are some pretty horrible snakebites to be found too...

Some of them attack the muscle tissue, disolving it over a few hours.
As well as being incredibly painful, like being on fire, but there are no flames to put out...

The flesh begins to disolve, in particular the internal organs. You start to bleed from your nose, mouth and ears, following by your penis and anus, and any recent cuts or sores. As the internal organs become soup, your urine turns black because you are now pissing muscle-tissue.

Eventually, even older scars re-open into wounds and your lungs start to fill up. Finally, your brain can no longer function, so you go into a coma while your body is shut down.

[Sway]

I was thinking of ants - being eaten to death by ants or being buried alive.... - has anyone seen that episode of CSI where Stokes is buried alive and ants get into his 'coffin' and start biting at him.... it was horrible!!!!!!!


uah, i don't know what would be worse for me: the ants or lying in a coffin...
i'm a bit claustrophobic. i would die just because i couldnt move my arms and legs. i can't even have both arms and legs under a cover at the same time without feeling uneasy.

[joe pinapples]

@ whuffle - sounds like what happens the next day after drinking a few of these

http://www.greensbeverages.com/beer/strongbow-o.jpg

[Paddy]

worst way to die - Smothered by Wee Jimmy Krankies non-stop Quiefing

that's fucked up joe.

[Paddy]

there are some pretty horrible snakebites to be found too...

Some of them attack the muscle tissue, disolving it over a few hours.
As well as being incredibly painful, like being on fire, but there are no flames to put out...

The flesh begins to disolve, in particular the internal organs. You start to bleed from your nose, mouth and ears, following by your penis and anus, and any recent cuts or sores. As the internal organs become soup, your urine turns black because you are now pissing muscle-tissue.

Eventually, even older scars re-open into wounds and your lungs start to fill up. Finally, your brain can no longer function, so you go into a coma while your body is shut down.

yeh big momma nature is not to be fucked with.

[Orang Utan]

I wanna know what quiefing is

[Orang Utan]

I want you to show me

[joe pinapples]

try wikipedia orangutan

[Paddy]

a queef = a fanny fart

[joe pinapples]

http://www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/firthfactor/img/ep06firth03.jpg

[Whuffle]

@ whuffle - sounds like what happens the next day after drinking a few of these

http://www.greensbeverages.com/beer/strongbow-o.jpg

hehehe, yeah, I can vouch for that.

[Daddys Girl]

a queef = a fanny fart


what an excellent term!!!

[JE:5]

Being forced to pop your own eyes out with a spoon and chew on them while they are still attached to the optic nerves and then drill holes in your brain with a black and decker.

[Whuffle]

Being forced to pop your own eyes out with a spoon and chew on them while they are still attached to the optic nerves and then drill holes in your brain with a black and decker.

Specifically a black and decker, or would a Bosch or a Makita be ok?

[gypsy_cream]

her queefing until she quims............ arghhhh :-(

[mattp]

Ebola never sounded like a laugh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola

[Sheridan]

being in a desolate place (like the desert) and falling and breaking your legs or neck. you paralyzed and can not get up or move to even try and reach safety. you die of thirst all the while vultures peck at you.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Accidentally being swallowed by a basking shark with scuba gear on with 4 hours of oxygen left.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sharks/world/images/perrine004.jpeg

Do you reckon you'd start to get digested?

[Sheridan]

Accidentally being swallowed by a basking shark with scuba gear on with 4 hours of oxygen left.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sharks/world/images/perrine004.jpeg

Do you reckon you'd start to get digested?

honestly, you would probably be regurgitated.
basking sharks only eat plankton, so I bet their bodies wouldn't be able to break down an animal of our size.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

honestly, you would probably be regurgitated.
basking sharks only eat plankton, so I bet their bodies wouldn't be able to break down an animal of our size.

ok swap that for blue whale with tentacles in its mouth.

[adsr]

great film.
The poison was Thallium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thallium)

I'd second drowning too. I had a scare when I was a youngun too...probably why I turned out to be such a good swimmer!

Thallium..horrible way to die...

also I think being stung by a brown recluse spider...your flesh rots off...

yuck!!...

[spoon]

getting lived in by one of those little alien fuckers that burst out of your chest.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Chestburster.jpg/250px-Chestburster.jpg
worse than ants in some cases.

[adsr]

being in a desolate place (like the desert) and falling and breaking your legs or neck. you paralyzed and can not get up or move to even try and reach safety. you die of thirst all the while vultures peck at you.

there was a story like this one written by stephen king..
except in the story the guy kept eating parts of his body to keep from dying..

[adsr]

getting lived in by one of those little alien fuckers that burst out of your chest.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Chestburster.jpg/250px-Chestburster.jpg
worse than ants in some cases.

I love the aliens movies, but those creepy fuckers still freak me out when I see them on the screen scattering across the floor!!..

[Jeniffer Mills]

now stop posting....you have 888.....:)

[spoon]

I love the aliens movies, but those creepy fuckers still freak me out when I see them on the screen scattering across the floor!!..

and the ones that stick to your face, fucking hell. there was some serious checking under the bed going on when i first saw alien!

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

and the ones that stick to your face, fucking hell. there was some serious checking under the bed going on when i first saw alien!

I hope you used a mirror obviously.. otherwise you're just leaving yourself wide open to an attack.

They originally wanted to call them 'face fuckers' instead of 'face huggers'...

[adsr]

and the ones that stick to your face, fucking hell. there was some serious checking under the bed going on when i first saw alien!

you have no idea...cause I'm already super fucking phobic w/ spiders...can barely look at pics of them either w/ out getting upset...

so seeing them crawl across the floor like that in the movies!!..the first thing I did was lift my legs to my chest!!(screaming)...everyone thought I was crazy...I felt pretty crazy at the time...

I'm phobic tho...lol....

[adsr]

now stop posting....you have 888.....:)

damn...it went by so fast I didn't even notice it...I'll do a little celebration when I hit 1000 then!...

:)

[adsr]

I hope you used a mirror obviously.. otherwise you're just leaving yourself wide open to an attack.

'face fuckers'

that sounds pretty funny when you say it out loud....lol.



I hope you used a mirror obviously.. otherwise you're just leaving yourself wide open to an attack.

I'm glad you weren't around when I first saw the movie...you'd have me scarred for life...

lol..

[spoon]

I hope you used a mirror obviously.. otherwise you're just leaving yourself wide open to an attack.


good point, i think it was more of a running jump onto the bed and hoping for the best kind of affair. i wish i'd had one of those car-bomb checking mirror things though, would have been much safer.

[thomas hooked]

if you read the original production notes- the alien was originally going to be a huge baby then (and i still think its a shame they didn't run with this one...) a tall man strapped to a bunch of children with the whole ensemble covered in latex.

[spoon]

you have no idea...cause I'm already super fucking phobic w/ spiders...can barely look at pics of them either w/ out getting upset....

i'm okay with spiders, except when i wake up with one crawling across my face. it's happened to me before, very hard to get back to sleep afterwards :)

[adsr]

if you read the original production notes- the alien was originally going to be a huge baby then (and i still think its a shame they didn't run with this one...) a tall man strapped to a bunch off children with the whole ensemble covered in latex.

Did you ever see the movie "It's Alive"?...

this kinds reminds me of it...lol...

[adsr]

i'm okay with spiders, except when i wake up with one crawling across my face. it's happened to me before, very hard to get back to sleep afterwards :)

I use to live in the country where we had a prob w/ wolf spiders...the fuckers were about the size of my hand...and they would get on your bed and just fucking run full tilt boogy at you...I was sitting on my bed one day reading and I look down and there one was...so I think if I pop the bed a few time w/ my hand it will run the opposite direction from me and I could make a clean get away....the little bitch ran straight towards my hand and if I could have climbed up the fucking wall behind me I would have......I was screaming and crying like a crazy person and my ex runs in scared and sees me trying to climb the walls and just laughs at me, kills the spider and walks out of the room......

you see now why he's my ex don't you?...lol..

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Any spider bigger than an inch freaks me out. My flight mechanism kicks in. I don't mind other insects like bee's or wasps at all, which is pretty illogical considering we have no venomous spiders in the uk.

[adsr]

Any spider bigger than an inch freaks me out. My flight mechanism kicks in. I don't mind other insects like bee's or wasps at all, which is pretty illogical considering we have no venomous spiders in the uk.

poisoneous or not...the fuckers look nasty.....lol...

[Whuffle]

I am a lover of sharks, and facinated by snakes too, to the point where I wanna visit both africa and australia to go shark-caging followed by some snake-action (oo err missus!)

But even the most innocuous spider has me in cold sweats trembling and feeling sick. If its a biggun, I can be found on a chair, screaming like a girl probably!

[thomas hooked]

octopii. they shit me. amaze me, but shit me nonetheless.

[solitary_zen]

I am a lover of sharks, and facinated by snakes too, to the point where I wanna visit both africa and australia to go shark-caging followed by some snake-action (oo err missus!)

But even the most innocuous spider has me in cold sweats trembling and feeling sick. If its a biggun, I can be found on a chair, screaming like a girl probably!

We've got the big spiders down-under too :)

[gypsy_cream]

i love spiders

[solitary_zen]

http://spiders.zacharoo.com/images/12jan2003.blackwish.featured.D SCN2493.jpg

[solitary_zen]

http://spiders.zacharoo.com/images/12jan2003.blackwish.featured.D SCN2493.jpg

[adsr]

http://spiders.zacharoo.com/images/12jan2003.blackwish.featured.D SCN2493.jpg

that post gets a big fu!!...lol...

I read in a book by bill bryson that austraila has the most poisonous...

uh..everything..really...come to think of it..
ya'll got spiders, snakes, jelly fish....

I'd be a basket case living there....:)

[adsr]

i love spiders

ok..now you're just showing off...lol..

[JE:5]

Specifically a black and decker, or would a Bosch or a Makita be ok?

Has to be black and decker, preferably a pre '90s one with a masonry drill bit and hammer action.

[AVX23]

the worst way to die would be to experience nothing, begging the question, how would you know anyway, but that's too circular for my head at this time in the morning.

spiders urgghh.

One really bad way to die would be to be licked to death by cats.

and then spiders crawling around the wounds.

I would reserve that punishment for the really wicked tho.

[soulcheck]

There are some flies in africa i think, that plant their eggs under their victims skin. When they hatch, larvas start feeding on victim's flesh.

Having too many of them would be definitely unpleasant way to die.

[Paddy]

i don't mind big spiders but i'm not too keen on wee ones.

[joe pinapples]

A terrible way to die would to be driven over and over again by Dooby Duck's Disco Bus

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/steven.bowyer2/dooby_duck.jpg

especially if it was playing Cher's 'Believe' at 190 bpm backwards.

[gypsy_cream]

fuckin hell.....i forgot about that

[joe pinapples]

dont tell anyone gypsy cream, but I've hired the Disco Bus to come up north and play outside top club The Arches, here in Glasgow.

Dooby is gonna play a 7 hour set of micro-grime/cuntstep on 5 decks, three mixers and ten 303's. SHIT IS GONNA BE AFDAHOOK!

[gypsy_cream]

i'd book them...fo sho

[joe pinapples]

Dooby Dooby Quack Quack!!

[Paddy]

gettin bummed to death by ma drunk mate gav.

evil.

[cut out]

Like this.

http://www.cutoutonline.co.uk/stuff/DayAtWork.gif

[Jeniffer Mills]

Like this.

http://www.cutoutonline.co.uk/stuff/DayAtWork.gif

lol brilliant!

[solitary_zen]

that post gets a big fu!!...lol...

I read in a book by bill bryson that austraila has the most poisonous...

uh..everything..really...come to think of it..
ya'll got spiders, snakes, jelly fish....

I'd be a basket case living there....:)

... not to mention the sharks, stonefish, blue-ringed octopus etc.

All pretty easy to avoid though, but can make for some interesting times when travelling about the country
:)

[adsr]

drowning in freezing cold water aye
I heard it feels like knifes stabbing you...
you should check out the book, "The Perfect Storm" (terrible movie, but a great book)
there is a whole chapter on drowning and it goes into great detail of how it feels...different drowning senerios...etc...

[adsr]

I was thinking of ants - being eaten to death by ants or being buried alive.... - has anyone seen that episode of CSI where Stokes is buried alive and ants get into his 'coffin' and start biting at him.... it was horrible!!!!!!!

I fukin love CSI!!..I saw this episode and it freaked me out more that he was buried alive(I don't do too well in small spaces)...so now that you mention it...
being buried alive is a pretty shitty way to die...

and also I think being a paraplegic (sp?) for ones entire life and then dying...(I think I need to stop reading this biography of Ramon Sampedro for a few days..it gets me too depressed...)

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Any spider bigger than an inch freaks me out. My flight mechanism kicks in. I don't mind other insects like bee's or wasps at all, which is pretty illogical considering we have no venomous spiders in the uk.

btw..there is no LOGIC in phobias...so you should just go w/ it..

lol..

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... not to mention the sharks, stonefish, blue-ringed octopus etc.

All pretty easy to avoid though, but can make for some interesting times when travelling about the country
:)

avoid?...avoid?..

if you go to left - spiders
if you go the right- snakes
if you go south - Crocodiles
if you go north - sharks
if you go east - jellyfish
if you go west - stonefish
...so
HOW do you avoid them??...cause even if you are succesful at staying alive from the various animals....you still have to deal w/ the weather, which I've read is no picnic either...

[Daddys Girl]

I fukin love CSI!!..I saw this episode and it freaked me out more that he was buried alive(I don't do too well in small spaces)...so now that you mention it...
being buried alive is a pretty shitty way to die...

and also I think being a paraplegic (sp?) for ones entire life and then dying...(I think I need to stop reading this biography of Ramon Sampedro for a few days..it gets me too depressed...)


:) - CSI is wicked, but as I said, that episode distressed me something rotten!
I think it's when the panic set in for him that it freaked me out too!

there was a boy in the news recently (over here) who does from a sneezing fit... I'll see if I can find a link

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

btw..there is no LOGIC in phobias...so you should just go w/ it..


No shit sherlock!

[AVX23]

Sometimes there can be, I think, well, lets put it this way - I know exactly why I'm scared of spiders.

Cos I ran through a web when I was younger and on holiday, and confronted by a silver and black legged monster with big beady black eyes and big fukkin furry fangs.

I've been shit scared ever since - they really freak me out, I can't even do images of them it makes me freeze up and feel sick.

I'd be less scared of a tiger, but then - I've never been maimed by a tiger.

Being eaten by a big snake would be a pish way to die.

Being eaten by a giant spider would also be shit, cos they jellify yer insides innit.

[Paddy]

i saw some guy wearing a CSI tshirt yesterday.

it's not that good.

[wheezer]

CSI = Miami Vice - Crockett's theme + taxidermy

[adsr]

No shit sherlock!


it's a bit disconcerting when someone doesn't understand my bad sense humour....

[adsr]

i saw some guy wearing a CSI tshirt yesterday.

it's not that good.

so what if the shirt said, Star Wars or Battle Star Galatica....would that have kept him from getting a ticket from the Paddyfashionpolice?....

[adsr]

Sometimes there can be, I think, well, lets put it this way - I know exactly why I'm scared of spiders.

Cos I ran through a web when I was younger and on holiday, and confronted by a silver and black legged monster with big beady black eyes and big fukkin furry fangs.

I've been shit scared ever since - they really freak me out, I can't even do images of them it makes me freeze up and feel sick.

I'd be less scared of a tiger, but then - I've never been maimed by a tiger.

Being eaten by a big snake would be a pish way to die.

Being eaten by a giant spider would also be shit, cos they jellify yer insides innit.

I use to live in Arizona where Black Widows like to make your home a part of their home...as well as scorpions...every week we would have to hose down the house for spiders and every morning we'd have to check our shoes for scorpions.....
we'd always hear stories about such and such being bitten and rushed to the hospital....so we were always trying to keep from being bitten...so I guess the fear just stayed w/ me....I was 6yrs old when I lived there....

[adsr]

CSI = Miami Vice - Crockett's theme + taxidermy

no...because there is no shoot out scenes in CSI....or handsome guys wearing awesome suits....they are a bunch of nerds solving homocides......
if anything the chicks are the one's who look all hot and sexy...

[AVX23]

I use to live in Arizona where Black Widows like to make your home a part of their home...as well as scorpions...every week we would have to hose down the house for spiders and every morning we'd have to check our shoes for scorpions.....
we'd always hear stories about such and such being bitten and rushed to the hospital....so we were always trying to keep from being bitten...so I guess the fear just stayed w/ me....I was 6yrs old when I lived there....

That sounds like pure pain - I've always said - If I was gonna live anywhere like that - I'd be permanantly dressed like this (but probably also w facemask an ear plugs so there would be no insect violation going on).....

http://www.duneinfo.com/arrakis/stillsuits/6b.jpg

[Orang Utan]

I heard Maurizio M3 in an episode of CSI Miami once

[AVX23]

surely not ???!!!?!!?

please tell me it ain't so....

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

it's a bit disconcerting when someone doesn't understand my bad sense humour....

cross-continental humour on the internet just don't work sometimes does it :)

[Orang Utan]

surely not ???!!!?!!?

please tell me it ain't so....

Aye - not as weird as hearing Model 500's The Chase soundtracking a shit C4 show in which a bloke gets a dog to lick chocolate spread off his arsecheeks

[Jeniffer Mills]

Aye - not as weird as hearing Model 500's The Chase soundtracking a shit C4 show in which a bloke gets a dog to lick chocolate spread off his arsecheeks

..Or pump panels acid version of "confusion" on sports tv......

[AVX23]

It gets more wrong by the second guys....I can now accept the using of these tracks, but dogs and ass cheeks is a bit uncomfortable for me :)

[adsr]

That sounds like pure pain - I've always said - If I was gonna live anywhere like that - I'd be permanantly dressed like this (but probably also w facemask an ear plugs so there would be no insect violation going on).....

http://www.duneinfo.com/arrakis/stillsuits/6b.jpg

LOL!!...;)

[adsr]

surely not ???!!!?!!?

please tell me it ain't so....

I was gonna get on here and be all indignant about your comment, but I see that the reference is about CSI - MIAMI...which is a terrible show...the original CSI is the only one I watch...so you can be insulting to any of the other CSI spin off...but watch it, w/ CSI original.....

[adsr]

cross-continental humour on the internet just don't work sometimes does it :)


I wish I could blame my bad humour on difference of cultures or even blame the internet...but no...I'm just not very witiful....in person or in any country...lol..

I'm happy tho when I have my moments....

[AVX23]

I was gonna get on here and be all indignant about your comment, but I see that the reference is about CSI - MIAMI...which is a terrible show...the original CSI is the only one I watch...so you can be insulting to any of the other CSI spin off...but watch it, w/ CSI original.....

heh - no don't worry - I don't watch enuff TV to insult any program, but it's just the fact that any use of M anything for purposes other than meditating in a deep trance to after several bifters is fundamentally wrong ;)

[gen-eral]

Wiki says that hornets are not really agressive. Yeah, right, so I imagined all my hornet encounters during my childhood. 99% of them were quite far away from nest and were VERY agressive.

They are by far the most aggressive mutha-fuckers ive ever had the misfortune to encounter. Stood on one of the little fucks and thought i'd stood on a bloody needle which felt as though it had gone stright into my foot and out the other side. Realised that it was poison (cue mucho vinegar)and had to keep my foot on ice all night due the sheer agony whenever i took it off..........oooooowwwwwcccchh hh! Cried like a total baby

[solitary_zen]

avoid?...avoid?..

if you go to left - spiders
if you go the right- snakes
if you go south - Crocodiles
if you go north - sharks
if you go east - jellyfish
if you go west - stonefish
...so
HOW do you avoid them??...cause even if you are succesful at staying alive from the various animals....you still have to deal w/ the weather, which I've read is no picnic either...

:)

I'm in the temperate south, which has a much smaller number of nasties than the tropical north. Still, we have tiger snakes ( + half a dozen other deadly ones), funnel web spiders, sharks etc....

Unless you spend a lot of time off the beaten track though (or in the ocean), you're unlikely to come across any of these things. I do like to get away from the city a fair bit, and I've collected reptiles and insects in the past, so I've certainly had plenty of encounters, but only a few close calls.

I also do a fair bit of skindiving, but have never come across a great white shark (though was diving in the vicinity of one once - found out after I got out and some surfers told me they had seen one right in the area I was diving - I actually came across a spooked baby seal, which was enough to convince me to leave the water....).

I can relate to your fear of drowning - it almost happened to me when I was spearfishing around an exposed headland with a huge swell coming in (exposed to the southern ocean), and I got washed into an underwater cave when pursuing a fish and got tangled up in there. I had to hold my breath for an eternity while I struggled to untangle myself from a bunch of kelp.

[thomas hooked]

simple- move to sydney, where they only things you have to watch out for is 9 year old dogtown styled skater kids running you over and people blathering endlessly about what their natropath said to them last

[solitary_zen]

simple- move to sydney, where they only things you have to watch out for is 9 year old dogtown styled skater kids running you over and people blathering endlessly about what their natropath said to them last

I think I'd feel much safer and comfortable in the bush than in Sydney
lol

Melbourne does have its Sydney-esque pockets though.

[gen-eral]

that's fucked up joe.
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/saladfingers.html

Hope this link works.....this is fucked up.:)