Fit birds on Acid

[Davenport]

Nothing beats a fit acid head woman.

like her for example. imagine if she was your bird... Turbo fit sortedoutness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J1NWG3nyrs&search=LSD

[Tec]

reckon she looks a lil different nowadays though.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

phwooar

[thepigjockey]

Half prehistoric trustafarian, half Tracey Emin's gran. Don't fancy yours much.

[Davenport]

better than half purple carpet underlay smock aye

[big raff]

they way she swoops her arm and clasps the orange makes my heart melt

[AVX23]

Bah - can't view it from here, Fit birds on Acid get me goin' likes :)

[Laszlo]

she's well fit - time machine?

"not only orange....." lol

[gypsy_cream]

if anyone knows any fit birds who like to take acid, introduce me so ican go on a trip with them

[Loz]

if anyone knows any fit birds who like to take acid, introduce me so ican go on a trip with them


I'll be a fit bird for you, gypo

[7875]

she's so adorable
most times when i meet girls on acid they are burly and sweaty piles of
dreadlocks and raw rave smell.

[spoon]

wow, she's not even drooling - rzult!

[AVX23]

she is well nice, I think I will steal her.

That's put me in the mood for some now (girls and LSD both), damn this thing they call reality, damn it to hell (mwahahahhah).

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I just had to watch again. Oh acid. lovely acid.

[kams]

" i can do anything"

[Paddy]

I'll be a fit bird for you, gypo

does it ever end? does the joke never wear thin?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

does it ever end? does the joke never wear thin?

it wasn't even good to start with.

[Paddy]

true

[e_wann]

LOL and indeed one fit 'n' healthy bird going bzerk :) i bet she doesnt tsjilp tsjp but trip trip

[LukeHandsfree]

She's right when she says that she's 'never seen colour, I live in a monochromatic world'

;)

[Laszlo]

...and she sounds a bit posh - she properly gives me the horn. That might be the most erotic thing I've ever watched.

[Tec]

haha, i was thinking the same thing.

Posh

On Acid

Highly screwable


....its the simple things in life.














incidently just how many times have people watched this?

...or prepared to admit..

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

incidently just how many times have people watched this?

...or prepared to admit..

Just twice. I think the question is "how many minutes have people spent thinking about this?

[Tec]

True.

...or how many people are wondering if its a erutufon member's mother?

[decadnids]

its brilliant. i watched it again just now.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

posh... so posh.. (3)

[Tec]

...who's knocked one out over this? (5)







Loz has been amazingly quiet on this current topic incidently.

[JonnySpeed]

proper bender the other week walking round brixton reminded me quite how colourful a full on trip really is - a bit 80s and rectangular I thought. Clair's food mix was magic too - maybe that's what was doing the 80s vibe?

[AVX23]

hmmmm lovely Acid..... Shall I compare thee to a twisted lump of metal ?

[Laszlo]

three times - I'm holding back from getting a crush on a youtube file.

[skosh]

lol the acid was so much stronger in those days :D

[Sheridan]

I watched a couple times for fun, then twice more when I sampled it.

[Loz]

does it ever end? does the joke never wear thin?


my apologies. That's the last.

[garew]

Speak into the Nagra honey. There's god in there.

[gypsy_cream]

dont worry loz....peeps are bein grumpy

[Lady E]

crikey you boys are really into this!

[Davenport]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiMBolUg-Fo&search=lsd%20drugs%20legal%20m ystical%20acid%20hot%20sexy%20 orange%20world%20cute%20color% 20colour%20hippies%20hippy%20p sychedelic

[Tec]

crikey you boys are really into this!


She is a pretty adorable chick though Em..

[kams]

lol seen that before - i like the bloke climbing the tree to meet the birds.

[Davenport]

yeah he went to see the birds in the tree

[kams]

the man did

[Davenport]

no he didn't He went to feed the birds in the tree. You got it wrong.

[thepigjockey]

I prefer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uF2OW-U1r8
(Just as posh but less of the Tracey Emin's gran vibes. )

Ideally though I'd like to see my own girlfriend on acid :)

edit: even better: hot-dog-with-a-face LSD- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98P4Z83seVg

[Davenport]

When i select a woman i only select a woman who has been FUCKED off her face on Acid. Birds who havn't ever done acid.. dont do anything for me..But thats just me. I wouldn't say it should be a rule for everyone.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I prefer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uF2OW-U1r8
(Just as posh but less of the Tracey Emin's gran vibes. )

crikey.. I'm liking this little sub-genre a lot...

[Davenport]

im amazed more fit birds dont do acid to be purfectly honest. i mean birds who havnt done it get to this weird sort of level..where they are nice and that but.,.

heres an acid head bird i really like Julia Davis, shes not turbo fit but shes got it where it counts.. shes done a fuk load of acid and doen wicked comedy
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/03/22/juliadavis_narrowweb__200x280. jpg

[JE:5]

When i select a woman i only select a woman who has been FUCKED off her face on Acid. Birds who havn't ever done acid.. dont do anything for me..But thats just me. I wouldn't say it should be a rule for everyone.

I totally agree with you on that.

[thepigjockey]

@Numbnuts- If that (LSD+poshness) floats yer boat then maybe you should forget all your misgivings and head off to a psy trance party8-()

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

If that (LSD+poshness) floats yer boat then maybe you should forget all your misgivings and head off to a psy trance party8-()

only if they are in black and white.

[JE:5]

You need some monochromatic filter specs.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

and heavy duty ear defenders.

[Davenport]

She speaks well..you dont know the squareroot of nothing about her. I mean fine if you like inarticulate acid head pikeys then thats alright too you know.
Me, i like my women pronounced and educated. Acid head and fit. Poshness to me is if someone is from a well rich family. Believe it or not people can still be safe even if they were born into a rich fam.

[Tec]

and heavy duty ear defenders.

...and flouro fairy wings...don't forget them. Vital

[Tec]

Saying that, at Glade last year there were a silly (and i mean silly) amount of extremely high, stupidly attractive and overly friendly ladies around..








If Loz doesn't get laid next month, he probably never will.

[thepigjockey]

Saying that, at Glade last year there were a silly (and i mean silly) amount of extremely high, stupidly attractive and overly friendly ladies around..








If Loz doesn't get laid next month, he probably never will.

Same goes for Pencilneck. I'll be trying to sell Loz and Pencilneck at the Glade. I hope to make a tidy sum.

[Davenport]

Are you like Offline buddy wuddys with like LOZ maaan. are you like on each others like buddddy list?

[Lady E]

why do you lot fancy girls on acid? im a bit mystified.

i guess all of my boyfriends have done acid but it wouldnt be a prerequisite for me to like someone i dont think. i did go out with a straight-edge boy for a while and the fact he had never done drugs was actually quite sweet i thought.

[Tec]

Are you like Offline buddy wuddys with like LOZ maaan. are you like on each others like buddddy list?

never met him but have heard way to many sad tales in his crusade to find a bird innit?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

why do you lot fancy girls on acid? im a bit mystified.

i guess all of my boyfriends have done acid but it wouldnt be a prerequisite for me to like someone i dont think. i did go out with a straight-edge boy for a while and the fact he had never done drugs was actually quite sweet i thought.

I wouldn't try and read anything into it.

[Davenport]

why do you lot fancy girls on acid? im a bit mystified.

i guess all of my boyfriends have done acid but it wouldnt be a prerequisite for me to like someone i dont think. i did go out with a straight-edge boy for a while and the fact he had never done drugs was actually quite sweet i thought.


cus people who have done acid are better than those who havnt. FACT

[Tec]

..and DMT.

They know.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

cus people who have done acid are better than those who havnt. FACT

my lady only done shrooms not trips.. WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME?

[Davenport]

y dont u give her some acid?

[gypsy_cream]

shes halfway there steve

[Tec]

Emma nailed when she stated that acid is all well and good between the ages of say 15 and 23..

then it just gets embarrassing.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Emma nailed when she stated that acid is all well and good between the ages of say 15 and 23..

then it just gets embarrassing.

only for those weak of character

[gypsy_cream]

i have untill october to take as much acid as possible then

[Tec]

only for those weak of character

...nah, they move on to harder more mind expanding hallucinogenics like mescaline, dmt or cat nip.

Everybody knows how bad LSD makes you feel in the morning post trip...unless you are outside in a nice environment life quickly decends into a hellish self-loathing world of pain.


Is that why you like acid Steeev?

[Davenport]

Tec did you do DMT?

[Tec]

Today?

[gypsy_cream]

acid doesnt make me feel that bad in the aftermath.. i dont think ill ever stop taking it

but yeh tec.....time to move onto other tings

[Tec]

...other things that allow you to operate machinery within a 24 hour period without fear of injury..

[decadnids]

Tec did you do DMT?

did you phil?

[gypsy_cream]

the other weekend i took acid....the next day i was cuttin cheese for hours, i was fine lol

[joe pinapples]

wow reading this thread is like being on the magic bus with ken kesey!

http://insurgentcountry.net/xKeenan-the%20magic%20bus.jpg

[AVX23]

It's all about cheese core :)

I use to take acid then work in KFC, tis the reason I'm now a veggie, cheese sounds much more plyable and fun, did you make any little morph like creatures from it, or were you able to concentrate on the cutting ? :)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Everybody knows how bad LSD makes you feel in the morning post trip...unless you are outside in a nice environment life quickly decends into a hellish self-loathing world of pain.

Acid has only ever left me with positive thoughts.

[trippingadget]

some educatin for you acid heads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqGegSpMVOA&search=lsd%20education

[gypsy_cream]

cheese was just an inedible block of plastic or wood(mature stilton) to me.

[Tec]

I've messed about with DMT quite a few times, the first time was on my 18th birthday about 9 years ago. I believe it was the pharmaceutical variety. Not as good as the naturally synthesized gear...thats alot more vivid.

[decadnids]

first time i did it tec, was about 9 years ago too... when i was 21.

the first lot i did was not phatmaceutical. was totally mind blowing. 5-meo-dmt it was (apparently).

[AVX23]

cheese was just an inedible block of plastic or wood(mature stilton) to me.

Good grief - probably worse than chicken guts then - I can't handle that kinda cheese, it's an abomanation, any one who eats mould deserves to have moss growing outta their pits.

Back to the Acid thing ,

Acid is fuckin great, deffo a once a year occasion for me sadly these days, I just end up going too far on it..

I need a coupla weeks now to come down properly and not join the circus/Traveling people or try and join a wolf pack or summat..

[Tec]

That shit is about 3 1/2 times stronger by weight than straight up DMT.

so...50mg of DMT = 15mg 5-Meo-DMT or thereabouts

Such small amounts, too easy to get it wrong too. Gotta be careful.

[gypsy_cream]

imagine taking dmt then jumping off a plane

[LukeHandsfree]

Acid has only ever left me with positive thoughts.

Yeah... for real. It is quite hard work, keeping up with the intensity of it for soooo long, but I only ever come down off of a trip feeling a better, shinier, faster human.

[decadnids]

imagine taking dmt then jumping off a plane

if you do a proper dose, it wouldn't matter... i had my eyes open through out my whole experience, and i had no concept of the room around me, or the people around me...

[gypsy_cream]

i need some of that

[Tec]

The thought had crossed my mind.

Brain would overload i reckkon..too much to deal with synapsis wise.

It would be amazing though as experiences go.

[decadnids]

That shit is about 3 1/2 times stronger by weight than straight up DMT.

so...50mg of DMT = 15mg 5-Meo-DMT or thereabouts

Such small amounts, too easy to get it wrong too. Gotta be careful.

oh yeah, you have to be... but nothing like having a proper dose of it.. before i did it, i had had loads of xperience with lsd, and thought i knew all the shit, that soon changed when i did my first proper dose of dmt.

[gypsy_cream]

Acid has only ever left me with positive thoughts.

same here....i kinda enjoy comedowns too...it feels like theres a giant hairdrier blowing on my face

[Tec]

When everything turns to a polygon built legoland esque environment, you know that something fairly big is going down with yer brain..

I subsequently closed my eyes when i've done it in more recent times..inner journey's and all that.

[decadnids]

i've had some of the most darkest experiences on acid.... so so so dark... but i kinda liked it...

[decadnids]

When everything turns to a polygon built legoland esque environment, you know that something fairly big is going down with yer brain..

I subsequently closed my eyes when i've done it in more recent times..inner journey's and all that.

i had no concept of eyes, or body what so ever... hehe. the other place was a wonderful place to be.

(where's my bead neckless)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I've never had a bad trip. but then I've never caned it... like once a year at most.

[Tec]

oh yeah, you have to be... but nothing like having a proper dose of it.. before i did it, i had had loads of xperience with lsd, and thought i knew all the shit, that soon changed when i did my first proper dose of dmt.

i remember one time when 5 other people took a 40mg 'dose' hit each and i then chucked mine into the pipe...only these guys never went back for the crucial second toke full FX blast and i ended up clearing the entire bowl..

i was bang out of it for well over 90 mins..

..felt like 8 hours.

[gypsy_cream]

ive never had a bad trip either..........cos ive had respect for what it is

[decadnids]

I've never had a bad trip. but then I've never caned it... like once a year at most.

i was very close to becoming an acid casualty!!! (some people might actually think i am an acid casualty!)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

hehe. Does anyone know how long blotter trips stay potent? I have a load I bought about 5 years ago, had one of them about 3 years ago and it was still banging.

[gypsy_cream]

send me one and ill test it for you :-p

[Davenport]

The last time i did acid was on Xmas Eve and a mate got some.. Either not having a clue on amounts he gets the bloke to put in Super man 3 does.. (about 20 trips worth) The acid head dealer was so stunned that i did it all he had to try it himself - and went tempary blind.) anyway it was xmas eve and i had the full enlightement treatment.. you know everythings everrthing.. becoming a walking universe.. all matter connected.. cosmic dance,, terrifying and mind blowing at the same time.. i had to hold it together on xmas day.. month later i got sectioned in the mental home for a month and went on anti-psychotics.! still looking back now. glad i did it.

[Tec]

Microdots..

They were a highly dangerous commodity for young people to obtain back then.i

imagine if they were as freely available now as they were 10 years ago!

proper teenage carnage would ensue.

[gypsy_cream]

yikes...most i did in one go was about 5....never again.

[gypsy_cream]

Microdots..

They were a highly dangerous commodity for young people to obtain back then.i

imagine if they were as freely available now as they were 10 years ago!

proper teenage carnage would ensue.

the nearest ive had to bad trips were on microdots..

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

I've only don one microdot and It wasn't any more powerful than a normal trip.. I think i was unlucky judging by what most people say..

I have however got off my box by eating scrapings off a microdot the size of a pea ;)

[Patrick]

Acid has only ever left me with positive thoughts.

but in a cruel twist of fate also only left you with the ability to express negative ones ? ;)

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

but in a cruel twist of fate also only left you with the ability to express negative ones ? ;)

I demand a recount.

[AVX23]

All of my bad trips have been my best and most scary at the same time :)

Weak ass trips that make yer tummy rot are what I don't like, so for me - it's gotta be L25 straight from the bottle, never had a bad time on that shit, though have ended up in some fucking bad ass situations.

Still here tho :)

[spoon]

The last time i did acid was on Xmas Eve and a mate got some.. Either not having a clue on amounts he gets the bloke to put in Super man 3 does.. (about 20 trips worth) The acid head dealer was so stunned that i did it all he had to try it himself - and went tempary blind.) anyway it was xmas eve and i had the full enlightement treatment.. you know everythings everrthing.. becoming a walking universe.. all matter connected.. cosmic dance,, terrifying and mind blowing at the same time.. i had to hold it together on xmas day.. month later i got sectioned in the mental home for a month and went on anti-psychotics.! still looking back now. glad i did it.

top class lol

[nempsey]

people who have done acid are better than those who havnt. FACT

i think you are mostly right. but there are a few people who don't need it cos they understand already.

[AVX23]

i think you are mostly right. but there are a few people who don't need it cos they understand already.

agreed - the dali lama is one example :)

[Loz]

a purple microdot causes the most intense and scary trip I ever had, but I've only done acid a few times. I did a couple of blotters last Glasto, but ended up pretty disappointed. Everyone else who had the same blotters was rolling around for hours, so either my tolerance has increased or the other stuff I was on cancelled it out.


As for getting laid this summer, I really wouldn't count on it.

[bracket]

the nearest ive had to bad trips were on microdots..

Me too.

Black ones.

I was visited by a cyclops english bull terrier...the size of a small horse.

[love_tempo]

agreed - the dali lama is one example :)

Aye, but if you meditate a lot like buddhist monks you get things that are a lot like trips, the whole I am the universe, everything is everything trip that Phil had. Chinese monks call it big self and then hit you with a big stick and tell you to cop on.

A few times when I was sitting for a while and had to stop because I felt like I was being stretched and compressed like a rubber band, leaping over mountains, expanding into the room and out the windows like smoke, turning into a huge Warwick castle rotating Elite-style in space etc...

[garew]

Its actually more trippy that they found an attractive woman in England.

[Davenport]

id sooner have a dog biscuit as a brd than a US bird NBruv/nigger

[Paddy]

i wanna get into my phenythylamines and my tryptomines...

[Lady E]

Its actually more trippy that they found an attractive woman in England.

that is fucking insulting

[marcel]

I did found it a bit funny to be honest :)

[Lady E]

well i dont.

[wheezer]

hehe. Does anyone know how long blotter trips stay potent? I have a load I bought about 5 years ago, had one of them about 3 years ago and it was still banging.

dunno, but if you follow standard rules like keep refrigerated and out of the light, it should last quite a while. pack in aluminum foil because... well it's aluminum foil innit? goes well around the dome of your skull too I'm told.

a purple microdot causes the most intense and scary trip I ever had, but I've only done acid a few times. I did a couple of blotters last Glasto, but ended up pretty disappointed. Everyone else who had the same blotters was rolling around for hours, so either my tolerance has increased or the other stuff I was on cancelled it out.

do you know how the lsd gets onto the blotter? it's literally dropping it onto a piece of paper with a pipette and then cutting that paper into equally sized squares. hence even if you and your friends have pieces from the exact same A4, it is highly likely that you're gonna get different concentrations of lsd.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

English birds 4EVA.

[thepigjockey]

i wanna get into my phenythylamines and my tryptomines...

Me too. 2cb's great, tried it twice but haven't seen it (or anything else similar) about for years. Out of touch I guess. But it's a different sort of trippy.

Nothing wrong with English girls btw.

[AVX23]

English birds 4EVA.

UK/Irish/welsh/Scots Birds 4EVA too.

Spesh the Irish ones ;) irish girls rock.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Danish birds 4EVA

[gypsy_cream]

acidgirls4eva

[Loz]

all girls are great

I'm not fussy

[7875]

there are loads of attactive women in England.
what is wrong with you guys?

[nikrem]

i love acid. i've still got some triple-dipped blotters in my fridge. party-slivers are the name of the game, here in worthing.

[wheezer]

agreed - the dali lama is one example :)

the dali lama is a fucking cunt.

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

the dali lama is a fucking cunt.

hehehe

[nikrem]

you lend some people a fiver.....cunt.

[danzai]

I still have occasional little visual patterns on my skin following a microdot fuck up in the mid ninetees.

They're normany accompanied by a rather scarey/pleasant chill up my spine.

[nikrem]

..and a tendency to not spell things correctly, mr. paisley skin.

[danzai]

I know, I blame the acid. Acid is bad. Stay away from the acid.

[marcel]

there are loads of attactive women in England.
what is wrong with you guys?
what's wrong with _you_? how old are you? does anyone have to explain to you what a joke is? and what the difference between a joke and an actual opinion is? come on

[garew]

id sooner have a dog biscuit as a brd than a US bird NBruv/nigger


You might be eligible for knighthood

[nempsey]

the dali lama is a fucking cunt.

give me armando ianucci over the dalai lama any day

[Davenport]

the dali lama is not a 'cunt' as you say. Why don't you act your age instead of a 12 year old who has just learn't to swear.

[wheezer]

I am 12 - hence my spelling.

[Davenport]

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/34/A13428-lg.jpg

[wheezer]

http://www.kissmyrebelass.com/redneck-t-shirts/thumbnails/tnA2859D-md.jpg

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Hippies and DMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfS-Pgh02wY

[Tec]

http://www.crackmeup.com/images/shirts/1310266D.jpg

[Spandex]

crackmeup.com ? Somehow, everything you need to know about that site is contained in the URL.

[AVX23]

'Cunt' and Dali lama in the same sentance are not very appropriate but each to their own - I'm not going to get into that, there are plenty of good books written to argue otherwise..

However - back to the original point - Girls forever - fuck yeah !

Girls on acid - fuck yeah.

dunno what the fuck yer meant to do with them likes, don't think they know themselves :)

[thepigjockey]

give me armando ianucci over the dalai lama any day

What for? Tripping companion? Sex partner? Both?

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

What for? Tripping companion? Sex partner? Both?

You could read the sunday papers together and then let him slowly bugger you whilst listening to Opera. or Oprah.

[Tec]

crackmeup.com ? Somehow, everything you need to know about that site is contained in the URL.

Indeed..full of fun

[wheezer]

'Cunt' and Dali lama in the same sentance are not very appropriate but each to their own - I'm not going to get into that, there are plenty of good books written to argue otherwise..


Anyone that ran a slave-owning feudal theocracy is a cunt. End of discussion.

[Orang Utan]

Isn't the Dalai Lama a bit of a fash?

[decadnids]

i think thats what wheezer is getting at Orang.

[Orang Utan]

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20060122/news_mz1j22harrer.html

[Orang Utan]

Those Tibetan Buddhists were involved in all sorts of shady shenanigans that the Nazis were into: weird sexual mysticism and all that malarkey

Also:
“In the Dalai Lama's Tibet, torture and mutilation---including eye gouging, the pulling out of tongues, hamstringing, and amputation--were favored punishments inflicted upon runaway serfs and thieves. Journeying through Tibet in the 1960s, Stuart and Roma Gelder interviewed a former serf, Tsereh Wang Tuei, who had stolen two sheep belonging to a monastery. For this he had both his eyes gouged out and his hand mutilated beyond use. He explains that he no longer is a Buddhist: ‘When a holy lama told them to blind me I thought there was no good in religion.’ Since it was against Buddhist teachings to take human life, some offenders were severely lashed and then ‘left to God’ in the freezing night to die. ‘The parallels between Tibet and medieval Europe are striking,’ concludes Tom Grunfeld in his book on Tibet. In 1959, Anna Louise Strong visited an exhibition of torture equipment that had been used by the Tibetan overlords. There were handcuffs of all sizes, including small ones for children, and instruments for cutting off noses and ears, gouging out eyes, and breaking off hands. There were instruments for slicing off kneecaps and heels, or hamstringing legs. There were hot brands, whips, and special implements for disemboweling. The exhibition presented photographs and testimonies of victims who had been blinded or crippled or suffered amputations for thievery. There was the shepherd whose master owed him a reimbursement in yuan and wheat but refused to pay. So he took one of the master's cows; for this he had his hands severed. Another herdsman, who opposed having his wife taken from him by his lord, had his hands broken off. There were pictures of Communist activists with noses and upper lips cut off, and a woman who was raped and then had her nose sliced away.”

http://www.spitfirelist.com/f548.html

[Orang Utan]

i think thats what wheezer is getting at Orang.

Aye! Was reading about this on another forum (hence the c and p)

[decadnids]

Mr. Harrer reacted to the disclosure of his Nazi past by saying he had committed no crimes or atrocities. He said he understood and regretted his mistakes. He explained that he joined the SS only in order to coach skiing, and never coached an SS member.


bless him, all he wanted to was coach skiing.

[decadnids]

Orang , whats wrong with weird sexual mysticism and all that malarkey ????

[wheezer]

Now that we're on it, shall we continue with Mother Theresa? Perhaps not quite as bad as the Dalai Lama, but still a cunt. Fits better with the 'bird' theme of this thread in any case.

[decadnids]

what other "cunts" you got on your list wheezer?

[Davenport]

J = 90
E = 45
S = 171
U = 189
S = 171
------- Total
666

[thepigjockey]

So that's why the Dalai Lama's always laughing his head off.

Interestingly, the first Buddhist I knowingly met was a wife beater. Hmm..

[Orang Utan]

Orang , whats wrong with weird sexual mysticism and all that malarkey ????
Nowt but kids seem to be involved here.
Was also just drawing parallels between Tibetan Buddhists and Nazis

[decadnids]

phil, what source are you using for the values in your gammantria?

[Orang Utan]

He's a skinhead too

[wheezer]

Cunts:
Finnish minister of culture, Tanja Karpela
Anyone in charge of an alcohol monopoly (esp. Sweden & Finland)
Last pope, present pope (presumably quite a few previous popes)
Greenpeace
PETA
Various other politicians

[decadnids]

http://typo.hermetech.net/texter/texter2.html

for all your letters to numbers needs

[Davenport]

phil, what source are you using for the values in your gammantria?


A = 1 * 9 = 9
B = 2 * 9 = 18
C = 3 * 9 = 27
ect ect ect...
Y = 25 * 9 = 225
Z = 26 * 9 = 234

[decadnids]

noice phil, you can edit the number thing by adding your own key.

[wheezer]

Oh Ghandi had a cuntish period as well prior to the passive resistance bit. Read up on his newspaper in South Africa.

[Orang Utan]

he had it in for blacks didn't he?

New Flash everyone: there's no such thing as a saint!

[wheezer]

Yep, some pretty rough writings. He also enjoyed sleeping naked with preteen girls.

[gypsy_cream]

:-*(

[Patrick]

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7725/666alphanumeric7kk.jpg

[AVX23]

Anyone that ran a slave-owning feudal theocracy is a cunt. End of discussion.

it was over before you answered mukker :)

Like I say - plenty of good discussion on that sorta thing outside of here :)

Besides - The Dali Lama's hood is yet another hood we the white goat from the west shafted up no.

but yeah - lets agree to disagree, all I'm sayin Is I'd rather be Zen than a Nazi.

[darrell]

Is the per fix "www" in the Hebrew language = to 666

No is the answer ??

http://www.av1611.org/666/www_666.html

[wheezer]

So what's your anti-cunt argument then? Did the West force Tibet into becoming a slave-owning feudal theocracy?

They may have killed less people than the Nazis, I'll give you that. I personally fail to see how Zen and torture align.

[spoon]

Yep, some pretty rough writings. He also enjoyed sleeping naked with preteen girls.

and hitler built some great roads...

[gypsy_cream]

start a new thread

[AVX23]

So what's your anti-cunt argument then? Did the West force Tibet into becoming a slave-owning feudal theocracy?

They may have killed less people than the Nazis, I'll give you that. I personally fail to see how Zen and torture align.

Like I say - I don't have one, not that I'm prepared to go into here, this is a thread about fit birds on acid - and I'm savouring that thought mukker :)

[thepigjockey]

Cunts:
Finnish minister of culture, Tanja Karpela

Tanja heard what you said and she's not very happy.

http://www.sunpoint.net/~mavijo/shell.jpg

(non-Finns- Tanja Karpela is the Minister of Culture here and also an ex Miss Finland. She was (with the help of a little lobbying) behind a very badly thought out bit of copyright law.

* Circumventing copy protections, even for personal use, will be illegal. (it states so in the law, even tho the government tried to argue that the right wont be pursued by government, but nothing stops record labels, movie studios, etc to do so)
* Distributing (even for free) tools (whether physical devices or software) that allow circumventing copy protection mechanisms will be illegal. (this includes DVD rippers, tools that allow copying copy-protected CDs, etc)
* Advertising tools that allow circumventing copy protection mechanisms will be illegal. (and the law doesn't state how advertising is determined. So, basically simply linking to a page that has DVD ripper downloads from your own site can be considered "advertising")
* Possession of tools that allow circumventing copy protection mechanisms will be illegal. Even for personal use.
* Guides on how to circumvent copy protection mechanisms can be considered as "tools" and thus are also illegal.
* Worryingly, even "organized discussion" on how to circumvent copy protection mechanisms, will be illegal. (and no, Finland doesn't have similar to American Supreme Court that determines whether laws are against constitution, but when laws are approved, they by default are in harmony with constitution and can't be later overturned on basis that they are un-constitutional)

[wheezer]

Like I say - I don't have one, not that I'm prepared to go into here, this is a thread about fit birds on acid - and I'm savouring that thought mukker :)

For a second I thought you did, what with 'Besides - The Dali Lama's hood is yet another hood we the white goat from the west shafted up no.' and all that.

I must've lost sight of the stringent rules we have in place on erutufon for keeping to one specific topic over 6+ pages.

Dare I ask what 'mukker' means?

[wheezer]

Tanja heard what you said and she's not very happy.

(non-Finns- Tanja Karpela is the Minister of Culture here and also an ex Miss Finland. She was (with the help of a little lobbying) behind a very badly thought out bit of copyright law.

Well she was once also a fit bird AND she is the long-time girlfriend of the Finnish head of the IFPI ... so sorta ontopic I suppose :)

[Davenport]

your all boring cunts fuck off

[FiST]

wheezer if you'd have drunk some of that buckfast already, you might have understood what mukker means ;)

[wheezer]

saving that for midsummers! perhaps I'll learn the meaning still then.

[decadnids]

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7725/666alphanumeric7kk.jpg

you're learning patrick.. you're learning.

[FiST]

saving that for midsummers! perhaps I'll learn the meaning still then.

it's best served cold and after a lot of other drink n drugs.

[wheezer]

hence the midsummers bit, THE day in the year to get pissed for Finns, next to vappu

[komakid]

in croatia their a selling a lot of DOB intead of acid, which is really bad stuff. it bangs 24h and its no good feelin. i took a whole paper (as always) with a friend and after 13h of colurs and fractals we ended up screaming at each other. something which is impossible on clean acid.

anyone took datura? wierd trip...

[nempsey]

argh

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

what do you mean by a whole paper komakid? a single tab or a sheet of 64? :)

[komakid]

the sheet of course. a single tab is for wussys

[joe pinapples]

now i get yer name

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

Komakid.. Oh now I understand.. your avatar is actually a photograph :)

[Paddy]

got any videos of fat birds on acid?

[gypsy_cream]

http://sp1.fotologs.net/photo/49/61/27/gypocream/1149747461_f.jpg

[komakid]

Komakid.. Oh now I understand.. your avatar is actually a photograph :)


hehehehe:D

[AVX23]

For a second I thought you did, what with 'Besides - The Dali Lama's hood is yet another hood we the white goat from the west shafted up no.' and all that.

I must've lost sight of the stringent rules we have in place on erutufon for keeping to one specific topic over 6+ pages.

Dare I ask what 'mukker' means?

yeah - you are correct, but then I checked my bad self - I do obiously have thoughts on it, based on some interesting reading I've had of late, and some insights from a friend of mine, the reason I stopped at that tho is cos It's approaching 5 and rather than have a crap circular arguement, I'd rather chat based on fact , when I'm in the comfort of my own hood :)

so yeah - no disrespect intended - wasn't backing out of any discussion, just saving it for when I'm not at work - I'm genuineley interested to hear of the badboy activities, but this thread has grown, and I haven't time to read all of your response here - but I will.

I hate arguing with folk on forums u see, and find that being at work can add to tension on that score, so rather than do that - I'd rather say - we have differing opinions and you know more than I do about some of this (I know some of the history of Tibet being invaded back in the day - the transmission of the souls , the state of zen etc, which is not based strictly on what the dali lama has to ay, but more based around interpretations of folk like Gurdjieff and suchlike (which are part fiction -- hence me being interested in what you have to say) :)

so yeah - nuthin to do with any no future rules - more AVX rules of engagement yeah :)

Mukker means friend.

Peace.

[wheezer]

@avx

Fair enough - have a read at some of the stuff orang utan posted, to get started. He was the head of a theocracy in which only the highest monks lived a life of splendor, whereas pretty much everyone else seemingly enjoyed a life of serfdom with possibility of torture.

I know that the Dalai speaks very differently now, but then he's not in power either.

To me, this piece of history is really all one needs to know in order to make admittedly rather sweeping statements such as the one I made some pages ago.

Also, as orang utan pointed out, there's no such thing as a saint.

[AVX23]

@avx

Fair enough - have a read at some of the stuff orang utan posted, to get started. He was the head of a theocracy in which only the highest monks lived a life of splendor, whereas pretty much everyone else seemingly enjoyed a life of serfdom with possibility of torture.

I know that the Dalai speaks very differently now, but then he's not in power either.

To me, this piece of history is really all one needs to know in order to make admittedly rather sweeping statements such as the one I made some pages ago.

Also, as orang utan pointed out, there's no such thing as a saint.

agreed - I didn't know that part of the background, funnily enough the book I'm reading goes along the lines of , they are as fucked as any religion, nice idea once , way back, but not longer relevant to thes days and ultimately corrupted by man somehow, kinda shows you how futile it can be.

I do like the theory of zen tho - it's a nice ideal, but I doubt we as a speices are ever gonna get it

S why I don't like that one to discuss sometimes, could keep me awake all night :)

[AVX23]

agreed - I didn't know that part of the background, funnily enough the book I'm reading goes along the lines of , they are as fucked as any religion, nice idea once , way back, but not longer relevant to thes days and ultimately corrupted by man somehow, kinda shows you how futile it can be.

I do like the theory of zen tho - it's a nice ideal, but I doubt we as a speices are ever gonna get it

S why I don't like that one to discuss sometimes, could keep me awake all night :)

which reminds me :

http://www.subgenius.com/

the only religion.

[gypsy_cream]

the idea of zen is good incorporated into yer own beliefs

[AVX23]

damn straight - like JKD - take the best elements, go face the universe with a simle :)

[gypsy_cream]

im maybe startin that soon........joinin the ladys class down at ricks place first tho :-D

[AVX23]

Rick's class is pretty cool, serious shit tho - I checked it b4 I started Aki, the muay tai (bad sp probably) is fukkin hardcore, JKD looks cool as fuck tho.

they do Kali too, which looks like fun.

[gypsy_cream]

yeh thats why i wanna join the womans class first cos i feel a bit intimidated by ricks studio.... once i build confidence ill move to another class.

[AVX23]

heh - I know where ur comin' from, that's the reason I never joined - I was like fuck me - these guys look like tanks, and they are fukkin serious.

Aki's cool tho - we did a 6 week intro course for it, and I train with some mates from school - some of which are fukkin nails, but at least I know them and trust them fully so I'm not so intimidated.

My main problem so far has been dealing with people being right in my space - a difficult one to get over.

Before we derail too far tho.....

ninja birds on Acid :) fuck yeah !!

[love_tempo]

Without going too much into the details, Zen and Tibetan Buddhism are very different. Personally, I like the former more so that's what I practice. For what it's worth there have been scandals in Zen Buddhism too.

For example, a while back the senior american monks who took over from Shunryu Suzuku at the San Francisco Zen center were involved in embezzlement and sexually abusive relationships with woman at the center.

Worse, some Zen clerics militarised during world war II and drove some of the worst atrocities the Japanese commited.

But I don't see that this has that much bearing on Buddhism proper itself. It's just people gone wrong. I definitely don't agree with the statement that's it's just a nice idea that doesn't apply anymore.

To me that's like dismissing Bach as old hat. If you hear someone murdering some great but difficult music, you don't blame the composer for not making it easy enough.

[Spandex]

Or dismissing the philosphy of the new testament ("be nice to everyone") just because most of the people who claim to Christians ignore it.

[Lady E]

Or dismissing the philosphy of the new testament ("be nice to everyone") just because most of the people who claim to Christians ignore it.

The golden principle is in all religions by the way, doesnt make it any more or less meaningful, but it isnt a Christian doctrine. I dont know if other religions made it so central although you don't hear enough about it from the Christians in my opinion. they seem to spend their time being hung up on the whole holy trinity / dying for our sins thing.

I reckon it's farily obvious to treat one another as you would like to be treated. its about mutual respect innit.

[Patrick]

they seem to spend their time being hung up on the whole holy trinity / dying for our sins thing.



And the feeling guilty if you ever accidentally enjoy yourself thing. Don't forget that one.

[AVX23]

I reckon it's farily obvious to treat one another as you would like to be treated. its about mutual respect innit.

And thus the no future posse were given the propa comandments.

:)

S soo true likes, I think folk think they need some sort of ceremony in order to remind themselves of this, but yeah - thas what it's all about really, all religion is is a code to live your life.

I love the bit in stigmata when the guy says - under every stone......

eg: this biz is ever present and should always be a factor in your life, and going to an altar should not be the focal point of it, rather your general conduct should - pretty much as you've said.

[Spandex]

aye.. the problem is the religion not the philosophy... wotever that means :)

[komakid]

every creature on earth has its own song, right? the bird, the monkey, the rabbit, the sheep...

[Davenport]

what the fuck has this got to do with fit birds on acid?

[AVX23]

fit birds on acid are a religious experience :)

[Spandex]

No.. he's right. What would Jesus say if someone was enjoying fit birds on acid then we all turned up and put a major downer on it by discussing world religions instead of posting more vids of posh girls hallucinating?

[AVX23]

then it's settled - lets find more vids/pix of fit birds on acid :)

[Davenport]

where can u find sexy girls on acid. ive google my face off

[AVX23]

http://www.stonefree.org/images/book_images/HippyChick.jpg

[komakid]

in that same bbc doku, from where this first vid is, are some more bummers on acid. get the whole, get the whole...

[ckpqerjwrpwp]

http://www.stonefree.org/images/book_images/HippyChick.jpg

better.

[AVX23]

http://www.mysistersusan.nl/foto's_bestanden/haevy-metall-hippy-girl.jpg

Dunno if she;s on acid or nit this one - hard to tell, but a cool garish pic nonetheless :)

[grobelaar]

I tell you what this thread makes me wanna get hold of some hallucinogens - reckon two years on teh straight and narrow might get me a good effect...

Either that or I've crammed my brain with so much bad programming that I'll fuck myself up - can't see it though...

[Tec]

http://www.blackfronts.com/images/sexy%20girl.jpg

aciiiiiiieeeeed

[Patrick]

No.. he's right. What would Jesus say if someone was enjoying fit birds on acid then we all turned up and put a major downer on it by discussing world religions instead of posting more vids of posh girls hallucinating?


Jesus would say "Like, stop putting me off my stroke, maaan"
image (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/HouseOfGod/Old%20Flyers/HOG8thbirthday.jpg)

[Daddys Girl]

http://www.blackfronts.com/images/sexy%20girl.jpg

aciiiiiiieeeeed

are they really her teeth?

[AVX23]

Very Geiger :)

Imagine that tryin to snog ya if u was trippin, I'd be freakin.